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A man stalks two nuns

There are two nuns, one is called nun Mathematics and the other is called nun Logic. It was almost dark now but they were still a long way from the monastery.

Mathematics:

Have you noticed that there is a man behind us who has been following us for thirty-eight minutes and thirty seconds? I don’t know what he wants to do?

Logic:

This makes sense, he wants to invade us.

Math:

Oh my God! At this speed, he will catch us within fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic:

The only reasonable way is of course to go faster.

Mathematics:

It seems useless!

Logic:

Of course it didn’t work, the man walked faster and faster very reasonably.

Math:

So what should we do? At this speed, he still has a minute to catch us.

Logic:

The only reasonable way is for us to escape separately, go that way, I go this way, he can't catch both.

The man continued to stalk Sister Logic.

The Mathematical Sister arrived at the convent safely, but she was worried that something would happen to the Logic Sister, and then she saw the Logic Sister entering the door.

Mathematics:

Sister Logic, you are finally back! Thank you Lord! Tell me quickly what happened?

Logic:

The only logical thing happened, the man couldn't follow both, so he came after me.

Math:

Yes, but what happened next?

Logic:

The only reasonable thing happened. I ran with all my strength, and he also pursued with all his strength.

Math:

What then?

Logic:

The only logical thing happened, he caught me.

Math:

Oh my God! What to do?

Logic:

I did the only reasonable thing and pulled my skirt up.

Math:

Oh my God, Sister Logic! What about that man?

Logic:

He did the only thing that made sense, he pulled his pants down.

Math:

Oh my God! What happened next?

Logic:

Isn’t it very reasonable, Sister Mathematics?

A nun who pulls up her skirt must run faster than a man who pulls his pants down. Much faster!!!