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The little white rabbit was walking in the forest when he met the wolf. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I know. I'll take care of it. Trust the organization. " . On the same day, the tiger found his partner wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. This is very difficult for me. " Then he wiped the dust off the table: "Do you think this is ok?" You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can hit her. ""Of course, you can also say so. Tutu, come and find me a girlfriend. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones. She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can hit her. Well-founded, powerful and temperate. " The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat." "Tu Tu said," So, do you want to be fat or thin? The wolf's heart sank and he was very happy. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B. He said, "Tutu, Mary, find me a girlfriend." Tu Tu asked, "So, do you prefer plump or slim? "The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear stickers." Shit, I told you not to wear a hat. "

A person in the hospital intravenous drip (infusion), lost began to laugh wildly. Others asked him what he was laughing at. He said, "I smiled a little." . . "