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Classic Quotations: Some things can only be remembered; Some people can only be passers-by

1. After breaking up, my friend's life didn't get better. After talking about several relationships, she left sadly, and she is still floating in endless love, often lamenting that she did not cherish the happiness that should belong to her. Happiness, in fact, is not profound, and you can get it if you know how to cherish it. What you can see is not necessarily happiness by Yang Ji 'an.

Sitting quietly in the dark night and counting the stars in the sky, I want to tell you a secret quietly. As long as there is your company, even in the cold night, there are still poems erupting like flames and articles written for you.

3, yearning for plain feelings, don't forget, don't be sentimental. I hope to live an ordinary life, an ordinary life. As long as you are quietly dependent on each other, there is tenderness in your smiling eyes. Just like drinking a cup of boiled water, it can meet people's demand for water.

4, the clouds are leisurely, and the heart is leisurely. I put my thoughts into the moonlight, gently touched a ray of moonlight, and quietly came to the place where we met, because there were your footprints, my followers, your laughter and my happiness.

It doesn't matter what kind of man you meet, just because you are afraid of meeting the legendary onion prince. If you want to see his heart, you have to peel off his coat layer by layer, and in the process, it will make you cry. I finally know that onions have no heart at all.

6. There is no such thing as breaking up because of love in this world. It is the most despicable excuse for a man to say such a thing. The important characteristics of love are selfishness and possession. Love you, he will never give up on you.

7. What if she is infinitely smarter than him? Men who love do their best, and men who don't love can crush her without any means. Love can never be prayed for. If you love, you have already lost at the starting point.

A long time ago, I heard a friend say: I don't want him to get married. After a long time, I heard this friend say: I walked a long way and found another person who suits me best. She said that people in memories just can't meet. If you meet them, they will leave.

9. If the fate is gone, who will wait for whom? If love is gone, will fate leave an indelible mark on my life stone?

10, when you are alone, don't think about two people's affairs and put aside memories; When I am alone, I just want to be happy and leave my sadness behind. When you are alone, have a personal romance, release your emotions and open your heart. In fact, when I am alone, my heart is hurting and my tears are moving.

1 1. Just as hometown is used for memory, so is youth. When you are pregnant with it, it is worthless. Only when it is tired and you look back, will everything make sense. Those who have loved us and hurt us are the meaning of our youth.

12, love is patience and kindness; Love is not jealousy; Love is not boasting or boasting. I don't seek personal gain, I don't get angry easily, I don't like injustice, I just like truth. Everything is tolerant, everything is hopeful, and everything is patient. Love never stops.

13, when you leave, you will never understand how I buried the most bitter wound; I will never understand how I can fill the most empty loneliness with blood and tears. A sea of people always leaves first, so I can't help asking your understanding.

14, the scenery is still beautiful, the feelings are still strong, and the sun is still shining. However, my heart is still dull pain, like a layer of fog, lingering. The wind blew gently from my ear, but it didn't bring your voice. I can only quietly recall those who once. Miss the fragrance of gardenia that year!

15, some people met, some people lost, maybe life is like this, the four seasons flow, who will accompany you in the end? It seems that more and more losses have replaced gains. How to choose the deep and shallow traces of those years and the unformed memories. Write some sad words and record some trivial life. Holding hands to keep warm can only last for a moment.

We are often alone. Walk alone, work alone and study alone. Because others miss someone, you can't disturb them easily, and don't rely on others easily. This is to prevent you from living happily when everyone around you is gone.

17, cherish the people in front of you, manage your love well, and don't let details defeat love. Don't think that everyone will wait for you in the same place. He may leave at the crossroads. Maybe the person who once hugged you will really become a stranger.

18, some things, giving up is not as easy as you say. Fantasies are like stars in the sky, which can never be picked up. You just need to raise your head and look at its sparkling beauty in this most laborious posture. Letting go can really be as simple as releasing an object?

19, suddenly looking back on a quiet night, may be deeply shocked. I have lived for decades, but there is no live high. Self is like a seed, with a shell to avoid harm, buried in the depths of fertile soil. For various reasons, many seeds can't break out of their shells, so that the land where they live is covered with other people's plants. Everyone has a core secret of self in his heart. Only by opening this can he grow up quickly.

20. I am eager to have such a person in love: in front of him, I can laugh or cry at will; You can be radiant when you are happy, and you can make trouble without reason when you are angry; He knows all my shortcomings, and then hugs me with warm and delicate love; Even if the beauty around me is like a cloud, I am unmoved, and I am the only one in my heart.

Heart: There are always some people who should cherish their memories all their lives.

Heart: There are always some people who should cherish their memories all their lives.

I believe more and more that the price of creating beauty is: hard work, disappointment and persistence. Pain first, then joy.

1, life is like an ocean, only a strong-willed person can reach the other shore.

2. Happiness is that as long as you hold your right hand, you won't be afraid even if you lose everything.

The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, and your other half is still infatuated with the real you.

There are always some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love in one's life.

In the journey of life, there is always a time when you need to walk by yourself and carry it by yourself. Don't feel afraid, don't feel lonely, it's just the price of growth.

6. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

7. When you hear something obviously irrelevant, you will turn around in your mind and think of you.

8. Our greatest sorrow is that we are lost on the road and can't see the hope ahead; Our worst habit is to live in the present and not know the direction of tomorrow. Sometimes our failure has nothing to do with quality, but the lack of adaptability in difficulties, and persistence has become our longest shortcoming. However, all successful people are not outstanding, but they believe that diligence can make up for their own shortcomings. As long as they endure and persist, success will reveal the truth sooner or later.

9, parting, is a walk, a stay, can not walk the pain left.

10, Annie Baby: What I want to say is that time will definitely take away the fragments in our lives and float away. Leave and preserve the really important things and feelings for us. Finally, you see this existence, which is a dark green towering mountain range in your heart. Quiet and peaceful, without any words. You will know and get it. Learn to wait and trust.

1 1. In fact, we often look at her present and his future.

12, life is like a train, and friends are like passengers on the train. Not everyone can accompany you to the finish line. Some people get off at the station, please collect them with your memory. Please give your best wishes to some people who have left without saying goodbye. Some people forget the profit, please send him a smile. Some people fight with each other! All right! Life is short. You are the enemy.

13, I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Can't say, can't think, but can't forget.

14. Happiness comes from a stable and quiet heart. There is no anxiety of going up and down, no confusion of being in a dilemma, no calculation of looking forward and looking backward, no hesitation of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, no fear of being scared, no flattery from grandpa and grandma, indomitable spirit, integrity and stability, calm and indifferent, motionless as a mountain, as wide as the sea, as firm as a stone, as the spring breeze.

15, Mu Xin: There are many kinds of sadness, and the sadness that can be suppressed is not necessarily called sadness.

16, Zhang Xiaoxian: If you love someone, you will inevitably cry; Being loved by a person will always earn his tears. (Classic Quotations) When you love and be loved, who hasn't secretly shed tears in the lonely and long night? We ask ourselves again and again, what is love? Why should I fall in love with a person who makes me cry, instead of a person who wipes tears? He doesn't even know I'm crying.

The better we feel about ourselves, the less we need to knock others down to feel good.

18, many people's loss is contrary to their determination when they were young. They thought they were mature, sophisticated and smart, and finally saw through how naive they were, so we became the kind of people we hated most when we were children.

19, van Gogh: I believe more and more that the price of creating beauty is: hard work, disappointment and persistence. Pain first, then joy.

20, there are always some people in life, it will take a lifetime to remember. My little melancholy comes from my love for you.

Excerpts from some classic quotations suggesting love rat's behavior.

Some classic quotations implying love rat's behavior-1. Anyway, I only have you in my heart.

You are not a virgin, how can I cherish you?

I only regard you as my sister.

She's just my sister.

5. love rat: If you think so, I can't help it. Forget it. Anyway, if you find out, I'll shut up.

6. I really don't have any thoughts about her. She's been haunting me.

It's very kind of you, but I don't think so.

8. Maybe I have fallen in love with this whole forest.

9. I didn't think about it before, but later I gradually found out that we were really inappropriate.

10. She and I really have nothing.

1 1. I have impeccable gentleness, but why do I always feel inadequate?

12. I don't deserve you.

13. I hope you can find something better than me.

14. Can you grow up?

15. Let's split up for a while and let's all calm down.

16. Call yourself.

17. She is really just one of my sisters.

The classic quotation II 18 implying love rat's behavior. I was wrong, okay!

19. I seem to have a crush on a girl here.

20. You make me feel different from other girls.

Love rat: I was wrong, okay! I'm running out of patience. Can you stop arguing? If we make any more noise, I'll say we broke up

I never want to give up my family for you.

23. My mother doesn't agree that we are together.

24. She is just my friend. Can't I have female friends?

I like you, but maybe she is more suitable for me.

26. We're just having fun. I love you!

27. I won't do it next time. Forgive me.

28. It's too late. There is no car, so we have to live outside.

29. Hit the child first, and I promise to marry you later.

30. I'm not scum, I just want to give every girl a home.

3 1. Actually, I'm not as good as you think.

32. If you are tired and don't want to be coaxed, you will meet better.

33. Men can't forget their first love.

34. After breaking up with you, I won't be with any girls.

Some classic quotations implying love rat's behavior 35. I didn't mean to hurt you.

You don't understand now, but you will understand when you grow up.

37. It has nothing to do with her that we broke up.

38. Is there a difference between criticizing me and criticizing children now? There is no freedom at all.

You can do it alone, but she can't do it without me.

40. I won't argue with you, suit yourself.

4 1. I'm too busy to reply.

42. I just cheated on you physically, and I still love you.

I didn't tell you in case you were angry.

44. I am not satisfied with you.

45. I was just playing with her. I'm kidding. Don't take it seriously

46. can't you go home by yourself Why should I pick you up?

47. The first time I saw you, I thought you were different from other girls.

48. I don't want to make do.

49. I didn't make too many assumptions about her future.

50. I don't want to hurt two people at once.

A wise summary of some life creeds (60 sentences)

The wisdom of some life creeds-1 Gentleman, self-improvement. -Zhouyi

People can't create opportunities, but they can seize those opportunities that have already appeared.

The kinder people are, the less they will realize the bad intentions of others.

4. firmly believe that your opponent will feel tired, too.

Even if it is not kind, it is still kind, but the illusion is thin, even if it is fierce, it is still just fireworks, leaving behind cold dust.

6. You can find reasons if you don't want to do it, and you can find your own way if you are willing to do it.

7. There are no people in the world who are passionate and brave in pursuing success and can succeed. -Napoleon I

8. Life is as expensive as gold. Why do you need gold and money?

9. Fight another hundred days, and success is in sight. Believe in yourself, everything is tempered into steel.

10. No pains, no gains. The harder you work, the more you gain.

1 1. It's safest to put the boat in the port, but that's not the purpose of shipbuilding.

12. The best way to prepare for tomorrow is to concentrate all your wisdom and enthusiasm and do today's work perfectly. This is the only way for you to cope with the future.

13. As long as you have confidence, people will never be defeated;

14. There is no desperate situation in the world, only despair of the situation;

15. Give me a fulcrum and I can hold up the earth.

16. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and understand what cannot be changed.

17. Quiet, Philip Burkart; Create Excellence and keep innovating.

18. The most important thing is the struggle of youth, rather than disappointing the good times of youth.

19. We should do what we should do before we succeed, and then we can do what we like.

20. Be honest with each other.

The wisdom of some life creeds 2 1 Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

22. Only by paying attention to others can we achieve specialization. Only by paying attention to others can we make progress.

23. The only obstacle to realizing tomorrow's ideal is today's doubts.

24. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

26. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.

27. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

28. Real generals are spelled out.

29. Seize the time, grasp the foundation and practice frequently. Establish self-confidence, swear to work hard, and repay your parents when you go to college.

30. The past depends on the present to forget, and the future depends on the present to work hard. Now is the most important thing.

3 1. I spent my whole life looking for my only soul mate. I am lucky, but it is not my life, that's all!

32. Never falling is not an honor. It is the greatest glory to stand up every time you fall.

33. Anger is something that others spit out, but you receive it from your mouth. Anger is to punish your own foolish behavior with the faults of others.

34. Remember: you are the captain of your own life; Go your own way, why care about others.

35. Fate always comes to those who are prepared.

36. Failure is the mother of success.

37. Sleeping in class is the beginning of nightmare, and daydreaming in class is the continuation of nightmare.

38. Do things in a down-to-earth manner and be an honest and upright person.

39. Only the wise will find the answer from the ordinary details, instead of waiting for the answer.

40. There is no road longer than legs, and there is no mountain higher than people.

Life is like an ocean. Only a strong-willed person can reach the other shore.

42. Do things seriously and be honest.

43. This is not an accidental mistake, but an inevitable result.

44. Constantly realize and exercise the value of self in practice.

45. Never give up until you succeed. -Chen Tanqiu

46. Although books can't help you solve problems directly, they can give you a better perspective.

47. There is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated.

48. I would rather die than surrender.

49. Some people see the shadow in the light, while others see the light in the shadow.

50. Do things seriously and be practical.

5 1. I woke up and began to look forward to love, but love just had a strange dream.

52. I work hard for only one reason, I want to get what I want.

53. The meaning of life lies in giving, not in receiving, nor in struggling.

54. A hundred rivers are full of tolerance.

55. The reason for a person's failure lies in his own shortcomings, which has nothing to do with the environment.

56. God loved birds and created trees; People love birds and build cages.

57. Remember what you get and forget what you pay.

58. You can work part-time or full-time.

59. If you want to sprinkle sunshine into other people's hearts, you must first have sunshine in your own heart.

60. If you work hard, you will succeed!

Take stock of some incisive sentences in Wulin legends and collect 60 articles.

Take stock of some incisive sentences in Wulin legends (I) 1. Love is a mixture of passion and tenderness, and it is a feeling beyond reason.

2. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~! ~!

3. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment.

4. The trick is not new, as long as it works.

5. What love, what love, men and women are all unhealthy.

6. You adults don't remember villains. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. When the moon sets in first frost, both husband and wife return home.

7. Social order is out of order and social atmosphere is corrupt. The trust between people is gone in an instant! If these are the so-called justice, I would rather not have this stolen justice. ?

8. It is better not to change your mistakes.

9. When I say self-improvement, I don't mean conceit.

10. Life should go step by step, and things should be done bit by bit.

1 1. I have never heard of Bai Zhantang, but I have heard of boiled chicken.

12. There are many difficulties in life. If you are unhappy, I hope that if you are, you will never be happy.

13. I don't have any capital, just young.

14. You always say that small gambling is good for feelings and big gambling is bad for health. I think gambling is gambling. No size. The winner still wants to win, and the loser wants to make a comeback. Once gambling rises, you can't care about anything. As long as you are at the gambling table, no matter how high or low the stakes are, no one will stop if you don't play, so you will lose if you gamble for a long time.

15. Don't forget if you can't forget! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.

16. Your beauty, from the inside out, promotes blood circulation, nourishes skin, and is pure and beautiful. Your beauty, from bones to skin, is earth-shattering, and this moment should last forever.

17. Everyone's life is in their own hands. As the saying goes, if you are young and don't work hard, your boss will be sad. If you say tomorrow, there will be a lot of things. If you do more wrong, you will die. There must be something for you!

18. If you can't do it, you can learn. No one will laugh at you. Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice. You talk big, you talk big, you can't do anything. After a long time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself?

19. What's the enthusiasm? Can you eat into a fat man in one bite?

20. The feeling is only a moment, but it lasts a lifetime.

Counting some incisive sentences in Wulin legends (2)1. If there is no impulse in your heart, there is no desire to be together. There will be no future life. When two people decide to be together, they have determination and confidence. There are countless possibilities for future life. Is it necessary to think about everything from the beginning and then carry out the construction according to the drawings?

22. Xianhui, nothing can be done at home.

23. Laobai: Where's your knife? Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart. Lao Bai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart. Punishment at the head, lost. Protest: Didn't you say that you don't have a knife in your hand and a knife in your heart? Laobai: Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!

I dare not escape, not because I am timid, but because I have enough courage and determination to face my mistakes.

25. There are countless possibilities for future life. Is it necessary to think about everything from the beginning and then carry out the construction according to the drawings?

26. True friendship is exchanged with sincerity.

27. There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, you should hope that you will never be happy in the first place. No matter how beautiful the fairyland is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present and it will be true. Never point his golden cup at the moon! Cheers. Nice to meet you.

28. Either you didn't say yes. Now that you have promised, you must do it well. You can't break your word.

29. Actually, I am not happy here either.

30. Just a perm! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat, let our blood boil, let our passion burn and let our youth fly.

3 1. No matter how beautiful the illusion is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, it is true.

32. Rest in peace. Six children are three children. I'm sorry for your loss, son. It's son number six. You are never right. We are also very sad.

33. Do you also have a crush on the child shopkeeper?

34. No feeling means no feeling, or no feeling!

35. Tong Xiangyu: What's your goal? Guo Furong: Be a woman in the world. Tong Xiangyu: Speak closer. Guo Furong: A raise. Tong Xiangyu: This one goes further than the last one.

36. I hit you. What elder sister in this world doesn't beat her? I hate you, not that you beat me, scold me and bully me. What I hate is that anyone in this world can treat me badly, except you, because you are my sister!

37. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Standing in hell to see heaven, who are you working for?

38. My fiery biceps!

39. Sit down. It's none of your business. Look at you, bitch.

40. I haven't stolen a saint for years.

Take stock of some incisive sentences in Wulin legends (Chapter 3) 4 1. People's life is very short, such as flying, but this mood is very long, such as mountains and rivers.

42. Part I: Opposing domestic violence Part II: Calling for social love: Don't talk to strangers.

43. Tong Xiangyu: The sun rises in the morning, and lazy people can't keep up! Bai Zhantang: If you can't catch up, don't rush. In any case, the morning sun will turn into sunset!

44. Where people are, rivers and lakes are there.

45. Come with me. Look at the moon. This is my most precious and cleanest thing. It's all yours.

46. Life is short, like a blink of an eye.

47. No matter how bitter the heart is, it will not shrink back. You are in pain. Don't hum.

48. What are you talking about?

49. Tigers don't show off their strength. You think I'm great.

Whether you are happy or not has nothing to do with how much money you have.

5 1. Human nature is the first manifestation of light between heaven and earth, and it is an eternal view on earth.

52. Beauty is not discounted-my sister is called beauty and my sister is called discount.

53. It is fate that the door is right and the sky is far apart. It is impossible to live far apart.

54. Wowotou is in your hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish.

55. Focus on quality.

56. Help me take care of my brother's wife's sister-in-law!

57. My novel can't have much value or special significance, let alone be immortal. But at least I can enjoy myself, and most importantly, I know what I should do. What is fame and fortune compared with inner happiness and enrichment?

58. No matter how beautiful a dream is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, it is true.

59. Don't steam steamed bread for breath.

To be honest, I don't know why, but the fact is that I don't want to avoid it any more. Guo Furong, I like you better than Confucius, Laozi, Mencius and Zhuangzi put together.

Some very touching quotations.

Choose some very emotional quotations.

1, time is always old, because we always live in the past.

2. How can life be satisfactory? It is precisely because of omissions and deficiencies that we will pursue it. Don't be complacent, maybe the next step is a trap; Don't be humble after failure, no one is locked in the cold of winter. Even if it is ordinary, ordinary and mediocre, it cannot make the land of dreams barren. Whether you can reach the finish line or not, as long as you keep going, even if you miss the spring flowers, you can reap the autumn fruits.

3, collapse to the limit, how should I face tomorrow, this mood is really complicated.

4. Three words to yourself when you are upset: Forget it, tell yourself to work hard but don't be persistent; Never mind telling yourself that if you work hard, you will have no regrets; I will tell myself in the past that the sunshine is always after the storm.

I don't like too many words. I like to stare at the window quietly, occasionally write a sentence, inexplicably like to be quiet and talk to myself silently, like to find a clean piece of paper, write down what I like, and read it out quietly inadvertently, and you will find that it will become a beautiful sentence. If you are unhappy, please don't frown, but keep smiling, because someone is in love with your smile.

At that moment, I really wanted to say sorry for the past and the past years.

7. Maybe I didn't do very well, but my starting point is for you.

8, in fact, I am not indifferent, that is just my appearance; In fact, I am not humble, it is just a way for me to resist harm.

9. Some things are not suitable for saying, some things are not suitable for saying, and some people are not worth cherishing.

10, I am willing to bear the result of winning or losing, and I still have no regrets.

1 1, because of your words, I am sure that you are my miss in this life; You are the memory of my life; You are the treasure of my life! Take my amorous feelings away and share them with you!

12. In marriage, many men's rogues are caused by women's weakness and hesitation. If you are not firm, he will go crazy. Women should always remember: men must hold it, but they must never spoil it. The fundamental difference between human feelings and pets is that human feelings are active worship and willing concession, while pets are passive acceptance and helpless accommodation. Both of them are two progressive levels in emotional and logical form.

13, thoughts blocked my throat, and I was on the verge of suffocation.

14, after separation, we are nothing, and everything about you does not belong to me.

15, years will one day abandon you and me like water. At this moment, let me be a quiet woman, follow the trace of my heart, walk in the red dust with tolerance and understanding, watch the flowers bloom, listen to the rain, whisper and smile, and watch the seasons pass.

16. Just comfort yourself to forget. This is my only self-esteem.

17, ambiguity makes people fear, and there is no evidence of love.

18, in life, there are always some people who come safely, wait quietly and never give up; There are also some people who are as strong as wine and intoxicated, but wake up with nowhere to find, come and go like the wind, and have no trace in their dreams. Fate is deep and shallow, and so on: countless encounters, countless separations, countless sorrows, maybe disappointment, maybe expectation, maybe helplessness, and finally understanding, it is better to be humble and childlike, and smile indifferently. See the flowers bloom and fall, the clouds roll and the clouds are comfortable, and the edges come and go.

19 As before, I like listening to some sad songs, because songs represent my mood.

20, happiness is a song, very quiet. Like the bright moon in the wilderness, distant mountains, near trees and villages before dawn; Happiness is a song, very touching. Like the waves of a great river, flying waves, undercurrents and eddies in calm; Happiness is a song, with rhythm, like a chord. Also soft and rigid, cadence; Happiness is a song, passionate and indifferent, behind which is full of blood; Happiness, mystery, people, imagination; Happy, clear, people, at a glance.

2 1, neither cold nor hot, is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in the emotional world, it is the most desirable temperature.

22. When the heart beats, love begins to suffer, every minute, every second.

23, there is nothing that can't pass, just can't go back. Loneliness is when you walk down the street, buy a cup of coffee or milk tea, and then suddenly want to go to the toilet, but you don't know where to put the cup.

24. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.