Interesting singing and jokes

Progressive fish

This is another appointment.

She said she looked like a fairy.

We made an appointment to meet.

He said he wanted me to see the fairy.

Remember to meet as soon as possible

A feeling of rapid heartbeat and nervousness

Legend has it that fairies are all beautiful.

Suddenly I feel like a cowherd.

Night, day and night

Seconds, seconds, minutes, seconds, etc.

I want to see you too.

Imagined beauty

You are so beautiful.

I don't know what kind of beauty I will meet.

I don't know if I really look like a fairy.

Believe that as soon as we meet.

Than a thousand words.

At that moment, I understood.

No matter how beautiful online MM describes it.

Or it could be a white lie.

Watch out for dinosaurs.

Don't be credulous

Don't let yourself be deceived in the network.

I didn't understand until I got hurt.

Night, day and night

Seconds, seconds, minutes, seconds, etc.

Finally meet your face.

As beautiful as a fairy

What a beautiful face.

Before you know it, it's dark like this.

I don't know what I said to you one day.

Know this side clearly

There is no white opinion.

Fall in love with your face at that moment.

Whatever you're thinking right now.

I only know that there is only one you in my heart.

How sweet you smile.

It's sweet to me.

When our figure disappears into the night.

I don't understand until I experience it.

Like buying and selling

Steal my milk, cheat me to have sex, and finally learn that I am pregnant, and my tears fell. The hymen is gone, and menstruation is not coming. Finally, I found out why painless abortion is expensive ~ At the beginning, my legs were separated, and now I want to have an abortion and have sex. Orgasm doesn't come when you want, it comes when you want ~ No matter how high the grass is, no matter how fast it shoots, youth can't come back ~ Friends, turn around or head when you see it, and die in vain when you see it. . Plus, your family was killed by a car. You can't blame me. I have my own difficulties.

Break up in good faith]

Sanmei's "Fighting Landlord" Sichuan Dialect Edition

Plot introduction:

If [if] the local owner, [Yu], [Zi Yuan] and the land are fighting, and finally [if] is defeated in the battle, all the lost money will be gone. Hahaha, please go to KTV to sing "Yu" and "Zi Yuan" to win the money ~ ~

In view of the fact that there are too many swearing words in some places in the original dialect version, I dare not sing ~ ~ haha ~ ~ so I secretly changed a little. Wow, haha, comfortable ~ ~ pure bo, everyone laughs ~ ~

~ ~ ~ Chengdu three sisters * * * fight the landlord ~ ~ ~

Rain, has your baby ever touched a pair of kings?

I asked you for a long time, but you didn't speak.

If you draw cards, your beans will get hurt.

To put it bluntly, I have both 2 and 4.

If I touch a pair of kings,

Lao tze see you mixed me up (how).

Although you have four twos,

I don't know which one I'm afraid of. You are very clever.

Jinke, you give 2, she gives it to the king,

Tell her to stand still and not to panic.

If you support me, think too much

I think you are white.

It's raining fast, and if the wife,

Your baby is too wordy.

If you scold me, you will suffer more.

This dish is over 50 cents. ...

Anyway, kill while sleeping (with)

Check it when you encounter a single card.

Zi Yuan, your baby is still awake (I don't understand)

I can't even play singles and doubles (even singles and doubles are ok).

If you want to blow me up,

If I blow you up,

You weren't blown to pieces (silly)

~ ~ ~ ~ Music ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

If you play a card, what will it be?

Don't stare at me like that

Tractor triple drift (belt) 1,

See if you can afford it.

The east wind is raining and the drums are ringing.

Zi Yuan moldy gray dust (bad cards, bad luck)

Three drifts and a small plane

Throws three floating-point numbers after receiving 1.

Give me a pair of sevens.

Your boss can't afford it.

Zi Yuan, your baby, don't lift the air.

Follow until you are right again, K.

Your child must have passed.

If-if I finally blow you up.

You must take off your pants (lose)

Rain+Ruolala Lala Lala ...

Zi Yuan, do you still play cards and sing?

If you don't understand this, ...

It's raining. We all like singing.

It's over after this game.

I personally watched playing cards.

You have no money on you. ...

If if I knew not to fight.

You lose money at cards.

I feel moldy (unlucky)

Yu+yuan, the money I personally touched.

Let's cut and sing together at night! ! !