A real man, a real man.

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A real man

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to refute the statement that men in his territory were ruled by their wives. He summoned all the men in his family to him and warned that anyone who didn't tell the truth would be severely punished.

Then, he asked all men who followed his wife's instructions and advice to go to the left of the hall. Everyone did this, except a little man who moved to the right.

I'm glad to see that there is a real man in our kingdom, said the king. Tell the chicken why you are alone on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, a screaming voice replied, this is because before I left home, my wife told me to stay away from the crowd.

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A real man

In ancient times, there was a king who wanted to prove that men in his territory were not controlled by their wives, as people said. He summoned all the men in the kingdom and warned that anyone who dared not tell the truth would be severely punished.

Then, he told all men who obeyed his wife's orders and opinions to go to the left of the hall. All the men are standing on the left, only a little man is standing on the right.

The king said: It's good to see a real man in our country. Tell these timid fools why you are the only one among them standing on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, the man replied in a shrill voice, because my wife told me not to be together before I went out.

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