Office jokes

The office is a very formal place, but during the break, you can choose appropriate jokes to chat with your colleagues to relieve each other's depression. The following is what I arranged for you, I hope you will like it.

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1. I have always held a pregnant attitude towards love for so many years.

2. What is a rich man? Three have no money, a house, a car and no wife.

3. There are four kinds of income: if you work hard, you can't work too much; if you work too little, you can work too hard. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

4. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

5. Hey, whisper what you should say and what you shouldn't say.

6. If there is a way in Shushan, do it first. Learn from the infinite treasures of the sea and make porridge.

7. Relax. I'm not a good person.

8. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

9. Don't thank me. How dare I charge you after that!

1. Don't tell me to bring it on. I'm Avanti!

11. You don't even care about me, so I'm a dog?

12. When did Mingyue ask Yi Zhongtian!

13. Can't you reach it? Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

14. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive and he should have died!

15. What's the use of being handsome? Maybe it was eaten by pawns.

16. Can you say stealing about a scholar?

17. I hate it. Don't ask such questions to single men!

18. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

19. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I'm a sea of rivers.

2. It's a nice, windy and rainy day.

21. As a typical failure, you are really successful!

22. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough.

23. Three cobblers' feet stink to death.

24. In this golden autumn with red leaves and maple leaves.

25. One thyroid hormone is cut and the other is not cut.

26. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As soon as she lays an egg, we will break it immediately and never let the principal and parents know!

27. I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

28. A: it's hard to swallow this evil spirit if you don't pay back this revenge. B: Then how can I make you die?

29. I not only have a car, but also drive by myself!

3. See if there is anything left behind?

31. Is this blind man blind?

32. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.

33. Give it to me and you won't have to worry. There is nothing wrong with it!

34. Castle Peak is still there, just a little red.

35. The mirror always reflects light!

36. One-bedroom sharing is negotiable.

37. Small things evoke souls and big things dig graves.

38. I think I can save it!

39. I am not only lucky, but also have good beriberi.

4. Challenge Hades to form a team!

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1. When you read this line clearly: friend, you stepped on me.

2. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

3. The world belongs to our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

4. Who is in charge today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

5. I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on the waist of my left Qinglong and right White Tiger.

6. Who are you when there are so many people who despise me?

7. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back!

8. It is normal for China women's volleyball team to lose to Thailand, because Thai women's volleyball team may be all men.

9. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I'd like to ask: Doesn't learning affect falling in love?

1. Fahai shouldn't use towers to hold lady white snake, but he should hold Gong Linna.

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