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Personality cold joke

When the Chinese teacher turned around, there was only the Yellow Crane Tower. When the math teacher looks back, the symmetry axis of quadratic function; When the English teacher turned around, I was sorry to add three grams of oil. When the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline; When the physics teacher turned around, a lever moved the earth; As soon as the biology teacher turned around, the baby swam in the test tube; As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Jordan changed to badminton; As soon as all the teachers turned around, the people of the whole country were not free.