A cannon and two shells.

In artillery training, the first two shells landed near the target, and only the third shell missed 108,000 miles and landed in the cabbage field. The monitor was frightened and took someone to check it out. He saw a man in a cabbage patch. His clothes were torn to pieces by shells and his body was blackened. He only had two tearful eyes and said, "I just stole a cabbage and took it out of the shell!" "

According to your description, are you kidding?

Whether it is right or not, I hope my answer will help you.