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Residual army

Author: nonsense

Joke: the charge of armies of various countries.

Updated at 20: 23: 00 on August 28th, 2006. Words: 945.

People's Liberation Army: A righteous man in military uniform threw a 20-gun box into the sky. "comrades! It's time for the party and the people to test us! For the new China, go! ! ! "Then, a group of people jumped out of the trench and rushed down the mountain, not only with guns, but also with flags and horns.

Kuomintang Army: A wretched-looking, stealthy man in the official uniform of the National Army pointed to the timid soldier in front of Browning and said, "Give it to me!" ""Brothers, take this hill and sit down with everyone and say that the ocean belongs to one person! " "As a soldier of the party, you will die if you don't succeed! You'd better give it to me. "

Soviet army: A group of people surrounded the political commissar, who took out a box of vodka, each with a bottle. "Affectionate, stuffy", the political commissar pulled out tt pistol (the father of China 54) and shouted "za Stalin! Za Rodiny！ Ura! ! ! "(For Stalin, for the motherland, Hula! ! ! )。 Jump out of the trenches together, sing songs (maybe Katyusha, maybe jihad, depending on one's mood), hold hands and burp and stagger to the German position! !

Japanese devils: A group of people who took off their coats and wore dutiful sons on their heads "clicked" all the bullets in their rifles. The officers put down their pistols, pulled out Japanese knives and shouted, "Kill them!" " So a group of half-naked pigs shouted, "Long live! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Long live! " (Long live), disorganized and undisciplined, rushing out and seeing the person opposite, regardless of the willy-nilly, is a knife, (so, the Japanese casualties rate is extremely high, and most of them are cut by their own people)

German: A monocular officer was pulled out. ...