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Dragon king legend

Legend has it that the dragon is a magical creature. There are legends everywhere. Dragon is a totem worshipped by Han people, and it is a symbol of auspiciousness and majesty. The common grade types of dragons are double horns, snake body, four legs, scales and strong smell, and the non-standard type is one-horned dragon. I have compiled some stories and legends about the Dragon King for you. I hope you like them.

The helpless dragon king

Dark clouds rose over the city again, and a heavy rain suddenly came, and the citizens were soaked. As a result, some citizens complained about the Dragon King. Dragon King, we didn't need so much rain in our city, but you just poured the storm all over the city. ?

The suburban farmers in Mao Mao who only had a little rain also complained about the Dragon King. Why not give us more rain? You know, the most rainy thing in dog days is our crops! ?

Map of the Four Seas Dragon King

In the face of complaints from people in urban and suburban areas, the Dragon King felt very wronged. Actually, it's not me who decides where it rains. ?

? Joke, how much rain has fallen in which place, you don't count, who can count? People think that the Dragon King is shirking responsibility, and they are even more dissatisfied.

The dragon king patiently explained to everyone:? There are many high-rise buildings in the city, and the humid air blown into the city from the suburbs is hindered, resulting in an upward movement, which turns into rain at high altitude and falls into the city. As a result, it rained heavily in the city, but it rained in Mao Mao in the suburbs. In addition, because the humid air must condense into small water droplets on the dust in the air before it can be turned into rain, there is much more dust in the city streets than in the suburbs, which increases the precipitation in the city. ?

? According to you, it rains more in the city than in the suburbs. Is this caused by human beings themselves?

? Yes? The dragon king said with certainty:? Some disasters, seemingly natural disasters, are often caused by human beings themselves. ?

Worry-free dragon king

Deep in the rough sea, there is a crystal palace, where the sea dragon king lives. He has been living a life of food and clothing.

However, one morning, the sea lion came in a hurry and said in horror. Sea dragon king, an abandoned rocket fell into our sea, still smoking.

? It's nothing. Didn't a ship sink into our sea the other day? Isn't it calm after panic? The sea dragon king stroked his long beard and was carefree.

? Sea dragon king, today is a ship, tomorrow is a rocket or even an airplane? Earth-shattering waves, oil pollution that cannot be eliminated, piles of scrap iron and sea lions are worrying.

? Are you afraid that rubbish will fill our ocean? Our sea is very big, don't worry, it can hold it. ?

Say that finish, the sea dragon king shook his swivel chair and enjoyed the music played by the waves?

A few days later, the nosy sea lion came again. This time, it was out of breath:

? Sea dragon king, it's bad, it's bad! ?

? What's not good? Speak slowly and don't make a fuss. ? The sea dragon king raised his eyelids and was a little unhappy.

? There is an exploration ship that drilled a long hole in our sea; Here it is. Listen, that whirring sound makes us so scared! I'm really worried that the residents of Ocean Kingdom will never live a peaceful life. ? Sea lions are full of melancholy.

? I know, it's nothing! ? The sea dragon king said slowly. As far as I know, heaven is easier than earth. ?

? Sea dragon king, how do you say this? Sea lions are even more puzzled.

? Man flew 380,000 kilometers in a spaceship and landed on the moon. However, humans drilled holes on the earth only to the depth of 1000 meters. ? The sea dragon king smiled proudly.

The moon rises and falls, the tide rises and falls, and another year has passed in an instant. The sea lion ran to the sea dragon king in panic again:

? Hailongwang, this is really troublesome. The sea lion was too scared to speak.

? Is there any trouble? It's really worrying. ? The sea dragon king has not seen a sea lion so frightened for a long time.

? Humans invented submersibles and dived into our oceans? At first I thought it was a big fish, but I recognized it as a submersible without nose and eyes after a closer look! ? The sea lion said in fear. What if, what if you sneak into the Crystal Palace?

? Sneak into the Crystal Palace? Is it possible? The sea dragon king shook his head and said, you know, there are developed countries on the earth called Japan and the United States, and the submersible invented only dives to a depth of 6500 meters. ?

? Sea dragon king, you don't know. This time, the submersible made in China dived to a depth of 7,000 meters, and 97% of the world's oceans can dive. ? The sea lion said very seriously.

? Okay, okay, there's still 3%. What are you afraid of? ? The sea dragon king waved indifferently.

The sea is not calm and the sea dragon king is not carefree. With the development of science and technology, human steps have slowly moved towards the deep sea?