What short and humorous jokes are there?

Passenger A: This car is really warm. Passenger B: Yes, especially when it's so cold outside, it's like getting into bed as soon as you get on the bus. Passenger A: Come on, there are so many people in your bed?

2. "I heard that you have a deep uniform complex." "Yes, my blood is boiling, and I feel uneasy at the sight of the uniform." "Oh, when did this start?" "Let's start with the year when the stall was set up."

A crow was thirsty and saw half a bottle of water in the bottle. It thought of throwing a stone into the bottle, so it found a stone and threw it down. Unexpectedly, the stone got stuck in the bottle mouth.

On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again to learn to fly. Next to it, the mother bat looked at it and broke her head. She said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

5. Sample: Everyone has a personality. No one is born to adapt to society. The environment is like a river. We are all stones in the river. At first, we all have different shapes, with horns on our heads and thorns on our bodies. After drinking water for a long time, the horns and thorns are ground into circles.

6. The doctor said discontentedly to the patient, "You must have drunk a lot of wine again! Tell me honestly, how much do you drink every day? " "Four bottles of beer." "Didn't I tell you that you are only allowed to drink two bottles a day?" "Yes, but the doctor who treated me before also told me to drink 2 bottles a day!