Who can tell me some hilarious jokes and brain teasers about vomiting blood? Urgent! ! ! The party will be used! !

Subject: When ... the child wrote: He undressed while putting on pants. Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it? 2。 Title: One of the children wrote: My left foot is hurt. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? 3。 Topic: After work, my father went home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 4。 Topic: The sad child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is very sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. 5。 Title: Another child wrote: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond? 6。 Topic: Watching children write: What are you reading? No, teacher's comment: I haven't seen 7. Title: thriving children write: thriving confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! 8。 Topic: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible. 9。 Topic: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive. 10。 Title: Sure enough, the children wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water. Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated. 1 1。 Title: ... First, then ... Children write: Goodbye, sir! Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. Boy? Girls? A: "Look at that kid playing with the ball. Is it a boy or a girl? " B: "It's a girl. She is my daughter. " A: "Oh … sorry, I didn't know you were her father." B: "No … I'm her mother …"

Let me give you one. This article is suitable for speaking, but not for reading. Let me simulate the scene for you. You ask, "Do you know why the sea is blue?" Interviewees are usually confused at this time: "Why?" You said, "Because there are fish." At this time, the interviewee must be more confused (if he has not heard this joke): "Fish? Why? " You went on to say, "Because fish spit bubbles." Respondents remained silent and hesitant. Then you smiled: "Fish spit bubbles, and the sea is blue." Then there were teeth all over the floor.