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Focus on Lan Xiang of Lan Xiang Senior Technical School.

Since 19, the principal's office of Lan Xiang Senior Technical School has received some interview calls from foreign media one after another, making this technical college, which is usually not widely concerned by the media, suddenly become a hot spot. These media are basically to verify one thing: The New York Times revealed that Lan Xiang Technical School and Shanghai Jiaotong University were involved in illegal cyber attacks against American companies such as Google.

On the 20th, reference news reprinted this news on The New York Times's website: "Shandong Lan Xiang Senior Technical School is a large-scale vocational school established with the support of the army to train computer talents for the army; The computer network of the school was established by a company closely related to Baidu ... "

In response, Director Zhou of the school office responded: "These reports are fabricated. A few days ago, a lady who can speak Chinese called to talk in the name of consulting enrollment, but she didn't identify herself. We are mainly majoring in automobile maintenance, but some students majoring in automobile maintenance do mechanical maintenance after joining the army. It is even more unclear that Ukrainian professors teach here. We are not qualified to use foreign teachers. "

Rong Lan Xiang, president of the school, told reporters: "The media in Britain and France published that untrue report, and many foreign journalists called to cover it. They are pure fabrication. For example, we do have students joining the army, but this is in line with the national military service policy, and recruiting talents from local colleges and universities is open. It is also a joke to say that we have a military background! "

On the afternoon of 20th, the reporter found a student union cadre outside Lan Xiang Technical School. He said, "The computer technology we learned in computer class is very simple, and we all learned basic application technologies such as drawing. Where can there be hacking technology? "

In previous foreign media reports, Lan Xiang was not only described as "the cradle of hackers in China", but also as having a "military background".

The reporter of 265438+20th Century Business Herald saw at the scene that there are two computer rooms in Lan Xiang, one of which is famous because in 2006, there were 1 135 people in the computer room operating computers at the same time, thus entering a Guinness World Record, and the Guinness certification label was printed on the wall.

"Unified speech, the domestic media should not speculate on this matter." As soon as it was mentioned, Rong immediately said so. However, he also mentioned that the school set up a computer major around 1995, and it was still cooperating with the army at that time. "At that time, there was a computer major in the army. At that time, the computer screen was as big as a wall." He made a gesture. At that time, some folk computer enthusiasts signed up to study computer technology, but it was not a popular major at that time.

After continuous media reports, our website has become the target of foreign hackers, which has become one of the troubles of Ronghe School. "Foreign hackers come to our website seventy or eighty times a day, and sometimes there is nothing on the website, so we have to rebuild the school website." Cause of incident

On September 5th, 20 14, a brawl involving dozens of people broke out in front of Tianlun Garden in Shangqiu City, Henan Province. A 70-year-old man with injured hands is Kong Lingrong, the father-in-law of Rong, a deputy to the National People's Congress and president of a senior technical school. It is understood that the party to the fight is Wang Moumou, vice president of the technical school. He led hundreds of workers, students and social workers from technical schools to Shangqiu, where they clashed with Rong's wife Kong's family in Tianlun Garden.

The cause of the fight originated from the divorce lawsuit between Rong and Kong at the end of last year. Tianlun Garden is one of the disputed properties. Kong Lingrong, the 72-year-old father of Kong, stayed in the duty room of Tianlun Garden for more than a month for fear that Rong would transfer his property. In this conflict, Kong Lingrong's hands were injured, quilts, pots and pans and other daily necessities were thrown outside the door, and the Kong family also lost control of Tianlun Garden.

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On the afternoon of September 5th, there was a broken electric fan, bed, washbasin, pots and pans, as well as some wooden boards, iron sheets and other odds and ends in front of Tianlun Garden, No.0/68 Shenhuo Avenue, Shangqiu City. At that time, Kong's sisters Kong Sufang and Kong Suxia were on the scene. Rong used to be the principal of a senior technical school and a deputy to the National People's Congress. In the afternoon, the vice principal of the technical school took the paid students and fought with Kong Jia with sticks, shovels and white gloves. They all wore white gloves, which was their symbol, so both sides saved their lives as soon as the war started. Notices were posted on the pillars in front of Tianlun Garden, all of which said that Tianlun Garden 35 1 house, house along the street and basement were sealed up by Jinan tianqiao district People's Court on September 2, 20 14, with the signature and official seal of Shandong Lan Xiang Real Estate Development Co., Ltd. At about 5: 40 pm, a man was injured by a student of Lan Xiang Senior Technical School, lying on the ground with blood all over his head. Both sides are still fighting. Students from Lan Xiang Senior Technical School threw shovels, hammers and bricks at the opposite Kong family. The whole Tianlun Garden became noisy in an instant, with bristle, shovel and scream mixed together. Onlookers who have been looking at the photos saw this scene. 10 Many policemen failed to stop the fighting at the scene, and later 100 many policemen, including more than 20 riot policemen, were transferred to suppress the parties. Subsequently, the injured man was rushed to the hospital by 120 ambulance.

Rong's father-in-law

I am Kong Lingrong, Kong's father, a citizen of Shangqiu, my daughter Kong's husband Rong, and a deputy to the National People's Congress. On September 5th, she hired students from Lan Xiang Senior Technical School to make trouble in Tianlun Garden, No.0/68, Shenhuo Avenue, Shangqiu City, and threw her father's daily necessities outside the door. Kong said, "I will give the students 200 yuan a day to guard Tianlun Garden and not let our Kong family go in. Anyone who goes in will be beaten. "

Rong's wife Kong said that she was still abroad during the fighting. During her life with Rong, she often beat and scolded for trifles. She was once cut by her husband with a knife and was treated in the hospital for more than two months. "We have four daughters and two sons. Now the oldest is 28 years old and the youngest is 22 years old. Rong has 6 billion property in Jinan, but let our six children set up stalls to make a living. " Kong once told me. Kong once showed me a certificate, which clearly stated that all capital assets, creditor's rights and debts under Rong's name were owned by children, and it was stamped with the official seal of Shandong Real Estate Development Co., Ltd., and the signatures of Rong, Kong and six children. In fact, these six children got nothing. Rong registered the legal persons of several large factories in the country as others instead of her and her children, and transferred all other assets to his name. Now, in order to make a living, six children have to set up a stall. Kong Herong started from scratch. Thirty years ago, Rong started a senior technical school with her father's money and her skills. Now that she has money, she not only wants a mistress, but also wants a divorce. In this case, Su Ying told Lan Xiang that we should have a good life, but he still didn't agree. Rong's father-in-law, Kong Lingrong, said that several large factories and houses all over the country were taken away by Rong, and six children didn't give any money, leaving this family garden. They were going to sell the house for money, but Rong not only disagreed, but also sealed the house and beat people. We are purely defending ourselves.

School reaction

A person in charge of Lanxiang Technical School responded that the vice president of Lan Xiang Senior Technical School took the teachers and students across the province to fight with the principal's father-in-law's house, saying that the school took the teachers and students to Shangqiu, Henan Province to clean Tianlun Community. Regarding the statement that the students of Lan Xiang Technical School broke the news the day before yesterday that they were really called to fight by the teacher, the person in charge responded that it might be a misunderstanding of the students. Faye Wong is 3 1 year-old, and Nicholas Tse is 20 years old. Faye Wong's first public love affair in 2000 was 1.55 times that of Nicholas Tse. 20 14, the second round, 45-year-old Faye Wong, 34-year-old Nicholas Tse, Faye Wong is bigger than Nicholas Tse 1.32 times.

Here comes the question: 1. Find their age multiples and the time series convergence function of Gregorian calendar year. This incident left a great psychological shadow on He Li. What is the shadow area? Third, if you use an excavator to fill in the shadow area, which excavator is more technical?

Nowadays, "which excavator is strong" has been called by netizens as a shocking "question of the century".

This sentence has become the standard ending of many online stories. No matter whether the story is romantic, fantastic or scary, such a sentence at the end can usher in a comedy effect in the jumping and turning point of the plot. The detonating effect of the word "Lan Xiang" on the high point of public opinion can eventually be transformed into the spread of jokes.

"Which excavator is strong? China, Shandong, Looking for Lan Xiang "is an overwhelming advertisement from Shandong Lan Xiang Technical School in major TV stations all over the country for more than 20 years.

When China's "post-80s" and "post-90s" were children, they were completely "brainwashed" by the advertisements of Lan Xiang Technical School on TV. This sentence has become the childhood memory of many young people in China. These young people are the main group of netizens in China.

Apart from the popularity of this slogan, many negative news about Lan Xiang also made it famous.

2065438+September 5th, 2004, a news that "Lan Xiang, the vice president, led a hundred teachers and students to fight with the principal's father-in-law in Henan because of a real estate dispute" made this technical training institution hit the headlines again and immediately exploded in the public opinion field. For a moment, "where is the fight?" Look for Lan Xiang without looking at advertisements "and so on.

Later, news such as "President Rong was reported to have three ID cards" and "Rong's wife said that she had been subjected to domestic violence for 20 years" made it intensively exposed in a short time and became the object of jokes of the whole people.

Lan Xiang is very hot, whether praised or belittled, it may be very hot. This has undoubtedly become a great spectacle of public opinion in China. A teacher who can't drive an excavator well

The so-called computer day is actually only 25 minutes, not even half an hour. If you work overtime, the school will suspend you. As a result, on the 37 th, I got off the plane, only knowing how to drive an excavator and walking on the road, and I didn't dare to use a bucket at all.

The reason is that the excavator consumes too much oil. A liter of diesel has a lot of 7 yuan. If you drive for a day, you can burn 2000 yuan of oil a day. Anyway, the technical school will not agree.

Teachers' income depends entirely on pulling students to participate in training courses.

Short-term training courses are the biggest business in Lan Xiang, and excavator courses have the largest number of students, because everyone knows that this job pays well. In 2007, the minimum monthly salary of excavator drivers was 3,000 to 4,000 yuan. Therefore, during the peak enrollment period after the Spring Festival, 7,000 to 8,000 people can be recruited here at most in a month. 500 yuan is the only place that saves one person's fuel cost, and excavator training can bring considerable profits to Lan Xiang.

Students should act as free labor.

Lan Xiang does have its own characteristics, that is, I bought a lot of fixed equipment, such as excavators and cars, but I didn't want to give it to you, so I put it there for show. For example, I bought a Volvo car and a Mercedes-Benz car, but can I really let you take it apart? It's impossible. Lan Xiang spends all his money on appearances and advertisements.

The school regards us as free labor. During school, we will work for the school for free. I remember when I was a student, we built a house in the south campus. The school gives everyone a shovel, and everyone delimits a certain area for you to shovel. Don't let the excavator go if you can't finish it. Under the pressure of school, everyone has to do it.

Profit system behind education

An enrollment teacher in Lan Xiang told reporters that the cost of studying in Lan Xiang for one year is about 1 1,000 yuan. However, many students at school provided different figures to reporters. A senior technician student said that the total cost of a two-and-a-half-year senior technician class in Lan Xiang is 70,000-80,000 yuan.

"The hottest thing in school is to change classes." Gao Ying, who worked as an accountant in Lan Xiang Technical School, said this. Another teacher who is still teaching in Lan Xiang also confirmed the above statement. "For example, if you learn from a chef, he will pinch out a lot of things and then let you pay a share. Students learn a single sculpture in it, pay 3,000 yuan, transfer to another school, pay 1500 yuan, and the teacher gets 100 yuan. Transfer 10 to 1000 yuan, and transfer 50 to 5,000 yuan. " The teacher said above.

In Lan Xiang, shift work has even become a full-time business. "For example, if you learn an excavator, you have to turn it. Learn that an excavator can turn a loader, a loader can turn a bulldozer, and a bulldozer can turn a crane. Don't turn to the teacher for help. " The above teacher told reporters.

Many students said that the cost of living on campus in Lan Xiang is higher than that off campus, with an average monthly cost of more than 65,438+0,000 yuan. In addition, there is no refund for dropping out of Lan Xiang Technical School.