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Humor riddle monk daquan
2. Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple on it. There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk said to the young monk that there is a mountain and a temple on the mountain. There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple. Once upon a time, one day, the old monk said to the young monk ...
One day, two monks jumped over the wall to eat meat. Brother jumps over first, and then brother jumps over. Just listen to "Kuang Changdang ~ ~ ~ ~ The younger brother said, Brother, where are you?" Brother said miserably, I am at your feet, brother! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
There is a temple where a group of monks live. They chop wood, carry water and farm land every day, and live a poor life. One day, a foreigner came to the temple and asked for a haircut as a monk. Originally, according to the temple rules, the temple was supposed to take in this "lay man" who was obsessed with Buddhism, but because he was a stammer, it was difficult to speak. So the abbot doesn't want to treat him like a monk, but this man is very determined. As a last resort, the abbot made a gentleman's agreement with him: to make some contributions to the temple within three months. This matter was suppressed in this way.
In a blink of an eye, two and a half months have passed, and the new monk has made no achievements. He is very anxious and even more difficult to say. Two days later, the temple decided to send 100 disciples to sell the 1000 Buddhist scriptures in the temple to the county seat at the foot of the mountain because there was too little incense money recently. When the new monk heard this, he ran to the abbot and asked to sell Buddhist scriptures with others. The abbot thought that he was not fluent in speech anyway, so he might as well take this opportunity to send him away and agreed to his request.
The next day, 10 the monk selling Buddhist scriptures went down the mountain. After about 1 hour, nine monks came back, but Xinhe hasn't. Nine monks were all sweating, but none of them were sold. After another 1 hour, the new monk still hasn't come back. The abbot thought he was embarrassed to come back because he didn't sell Buddhist scriptures, so he asked someone to close the door and prepare for the next day's sales promotion.
Just then, the monk at the door reported that the monk had returned and all the 100 Buddhist scriptures in his hand were sold out. The abbot was overjoyed at the moment and hurriedly summoned him and told him that he could become a full member.
Several other monks thought it was very strange, so they found him privately and asked him about selling Buddhist scriptures. The monk said, "I, I, I went to one or two doors, knocked and knocked, and then the door opened." Someone came in and out. He asked me why I was here, and I, I said I sold Buddhist scriptures. He, he, he asked how the Buddhist scriptures were sold. I, I, I said, you, you buy or not, if you, you don't buy, don't buy, I'll read it to you! "
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