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The ant tripped over the elephant.

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Kill the elephant."

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why. The ant replied, "Go, something is wrong."

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "I came to apologize, but I still feel heartless."

On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is the elephant still alive? The ant said helplessly, "It will sue me."

When the elephant was sick, he sued the ant. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants, which was malicious injury. He was imprisoned for six months. The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? " Judge: "Because you not only deliberately, but also hit and run …" "

The ant regretted it.

A butterfly wants to find a lover. Naturally, he wants to find a lovely little lover among the flowers. So he looked at all of them.

Every flower sits quietly and dignified on the stem, just like a girl sitting when she is not engaged. But there are too many to choose. The butterfly didn't want any trouble, so it flew to the daisy. The French call this little flower "Margarita". They know she can make predictions. This is what she does: lovers pick her petals together, and every time they pick them together, they ask a question about lovers: "Are you enthusiastic? -Does it hurt? -Love me very much? Just a little? -Don't love at all? " Things like that. Everyone can ask questions in their own language. Butterflies also come to ask; But instead of picking petals, he kissed each one. Because he thinks that only kindness can get the best answer.

"Dear' Margarita' Daisy!" He said, "You are the cleverest woman among all the flowers. You can make predictions! I beg you to tell me, should I marry this or that? Which one will I get? If I know, I can fly directly to her and propose to her. "

But Margo didn't answer him. She is angry because she is only a girl, but he has called her a "woman"; There is a difference. He asked the second time, the third time. When he couldn't get a word answer from her, he was no longer willing to ask. He flew away and immediately began his suggestion.

It's early spring, and crocuses and snowflakes are in full bloom.

"They are very beautiful," said the butterfly. "They are just a group of lovely little girls in" Seeds of Love ",but they are too ignorant." Like all young boys, he is looking for older women.

So he flew to the autumn peony. According to his appetite, these girls are a little bitter. Violets are a little too enthusiastic; Tulips are too gorgeous; Daffodils are too civilian; Bodhi trees have too small flowers and too many relatives. Apple trees look like roses, but they bloom today and will wither tomorrow-they will fall down as long as the wind blows. He doesn't think marrying them will last long. The pea flower is the cutest: it is red and white, elegant and gentle. She is a woman with strong family values. She has a beautiful appearance and a capable kitchen. When he was about to propose to her, he saw a pod near the flower-a withered flower hung on the tip of the pod.

"Who is this?" He asked.

"This is my sister," said Pea Flower.

"Darling! Then you will be like her in the future. "

Tits and bears

One summer, the wolf and the bear were walking in the forest together. They heard a bird singing happily. The bear asked, "Dude, what kind of bird is that?" Why does it sing so sweetly? " "Cough!" The wolf replied, "that's a bird king." We must be careful and respect as much as possible. " In fact, this bird is just a titmouse. "In that case," said the bear, "I want to see the palace. Please show us! " The wolf said, "my friend, please wait a moment." We can't go to see it yet. We must wait until the bird queen comes home. "

Soon, the queen came back with food in her mouth. She and the king began to feed the children. "It's all right now!" The bear said he wanted to see what the palace really looked like. "Wait a little longer, Mr. Bear," said the wolf quickly. "We have to wait for the king and queen to go out." So they dug a small hole to mark where they saw the bird's nest, and then left.

Walking, because the bears have always wanted to see the palace, and soon they will come back. The king and queen of birds are not here at the moment, so they go to the nest and see five or six birds lying at the bottom of the nest. "What nonsense!" Mr. Xiong said, "This is not a palace at all. I have never seen such a dirty place in my life. You are not princes and princesses, you little guys are just a group of illegitimate children! " When the little tits heard these words, they were very angry and muttered, "We are not illegitimate children, you stupid bear! Our parents are the most serious people. If you say so, you will be responsible for your rudeness! " Hearing this, the wolf and the bear were a little scared and hurried back to their cave.

As soon as they left, the little tits cried and left. When their parents came home to feed them, they all shouted, "We won't eat if we starve to death, not even a fly leg. The bear came and said we were illegitimate children. If we don't punish the villain, we won't eat. " "Don't worry, my dear."

The bird king said, "He will get the punishment he deserves."

He flew to the bear's hole and shouted, "Stupid bear, it's shameless of you to insult my child." Now I declare that I will fight a cruel and bloody battle with you. If you are not punished, the battle will not stop. "Hearing this, the bear called together the bulls, donkeys, deer and all the animals running on the ground to discuss the defense methods. Tits also recruited all the birds flying in the air, large and small, as well as an army of insects such as bumblebees, mosquitoes, wasps and flies.

It's almost time for the war. Tits sent many spies to see who was the commander of the enemy. Among these spies, mosquito is the cleverest one. He flew around in the forest where the enemy was stationed and finally hid under the leaves of a tree. On this day, the enemy will give orders here. The bear is standing under this tree, and mosquitoes can hear his voice clearly. He brought what the fox said to him, saying, "You are the cleverest of our beasts, so you are the general who commands our battle.". We must first unify some signals, and according to these signals, we can know what you want us to do. " "Look," what does the fox say said, "I have a beautiful furry tail. It looks like a white feather. It can boost our morale. Now remember, when you see me with my tail up, it is you who want to win the battle, and you should go all out to attack the enemy. But if I put my tail down, we will be defeated and you must run away at once. " Hearing these words, the mosquito flew back to the titmouse and told him what he had seen and heard.

The day of decisive battle has finally arrived. Look! Every day at dawn, the team of beasts commanded by the fox rushes forward. The sound of animals moving is terrible, and even the earth is shaking. The titmouse king flew in with his team and got ready. The flapping, vibration and collision of wings fill the whole air, which sounds terrible. The armies of both sides took their positions on the vilen. Tit ordered the bumblebee to directly attack the enemy commander fox first, concentrate on attacking its tail and try its best to stab it. The bumblebee followed orders and rushed at the fox. When the first bumblebee stung the fox, he shook and shook his leg, but he still stood upright. When the second bumblebee stung him, he had to put down his tail for a while. But when the third bumblebee stung him, he couldn't stand it any longer. He quickly ran away with his tail between his legs. When the beasts saw it, they thought it was all over. In consternation, they all hurried across vilen and ran away. The bird became the winner of the battle.

At this time, the triumphant king and queen flew back and said to their children, "children, eat and drink to your heart's content now!" " Victory already belongs to us! But the bird said, "No, not yet." That stupid bear called us bastards. He hasn't come to beg our forgiveness yet. "The bird king flew to the bear's hole again and shouted," You bad bear, come to my house at once and beg my children to forgive you for being rude to them. "Otherwise, I will smash every bone in your disgusting body into pieces." So the bear had to climb out of the hole with a bitter face and apologize to the bird king's nest. At this point, the birds sat together, eating and drinking, talking and laughing until late at night.

Sick kite

A dying kite said to her mother, "Mom, please don't be sad!" " ! I'd better pray to God to bless my life. "Mother replied," alas! My child, who do you think will pity you? Almost every god is angered by you. You always steal people's sacrifices from their altars. "

The story is that if you want to get help from your friends in trouble, you must establish friendship in peacetime.

Goats and vines

As soon as the vine sprouted and turned green, the mother goat ate its young leaves very rudely. The vine said to the goat, "You are cruel. Why do you want to hurt my new bud? " Is there no grass on the ground? Eat my leaves, you will still be slaughtered and sacrificed, and then I will spill wine on you. "

The story is that those guys who don't even care about the buds deserve to be scolded.

The white-haired man and his lover

A gray-haired man has two lovers, one is young and the other is old. The old woman thinks that when she comes into contact with a young man, she is afraid of being teased. As long as he comes to her, she has to keep pulling out his black hair. The young man kept pulling out his white hair to hide that she had an old lover. In this way, the two men took turns pulling, and he finally went bald.

Stories are inappropriate and things are always harmful.

The eagle and the dung beetle

The eagle is struggling to catch up with a rabbit. The rabbit has nowhere to turn for help, so it can only run as fast as possible. At this moment, I happened to see a dung beetle and the rabbit asked him for help. While comforting the rabbit, the dung beetle begged the eagle not to catch the rabbit that asked him for help. But the eagle didn't take little dung beetles seriously at all, and ate the rabbit right in front of his eyes. Dung beetles feel extremely sorry and deeply insulted. Since then, he has been staring at Ying Chao. As long as the eagle lays an egg, it flies high, pushes it down and breaks it into pieces. The eagle fled everywhere, and later flew to Zeus, asking for a safe place for her to have a baby. Zeus allowed her to live on her lap in the afterlife. Knowing this, the dung beetle rolled a dung ball, flew over Zeus' head and threw it on his knee. Zeus immediately got up and shook off the dung ball and accidentally broke the eagle egg. It is said that from then on, when dung beetles appeared, eagles stopped hatching young eagles.

This story tells people not to look down on anyone, because no one is too weak to even dare to retaliate for being insulted.