Funny conversation of Lapras's eccentric husband.

You are a salted egg yolk!

Sacrifice yourself and eat a roast goose.

Love the country, hate the golden urn.

Rude, with a head and a pig's brain

This official is clear as water and honest as a mirror.

My name is Ximenkou, and yours is Shangxiajiu. Our network is called Xijiu. com!

I want to wash my face at the beginning of my life.

As long as you have perseverance, you can weigh the long needle.

Earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, the teacher saw Mao Titeng.

If the rock is forbidden, Joe will be forbidden and the kite will hit the paper owl.

Chou-heung is reliable, and kites can climb trees.

Romantic, charming and sweet.

I love you, love you, just like begging for clothes and loving chickens.

Lingling in the sky, Lingling on the ground, Master Mao Shan had a big pee.

Students love freshness and eat more than the sky.

I am a person that everyone loves. When I lift a sedan chair, an idiot becomes a genius when he sees it.

I find that you have a lot of fish, because you are becoming more and more redundant!

A child without a mother is a long story.

Big head without brain, big head with grass.

I have my own bakery in my dream, and I have my own salted fish in my dream.

The thread extends all the way to my toes. I wash my pants and put them on.

So you have long hair and short knowledge.

There is a problem, not solved!

Seeing the sun, although it is glorious, the tiger also eats grass. Go up the hill and bite the pervert.

Share happiness, have a wife and rest.

The country is rich and the people are safe, and the banks are crowded.

A mile is a monkey's shit fate (shit)

Love the country, hate the golden urn, be clever as ice and snow, and invent Simon.

It's really ko fishing!

What a pity!

Sour and salty, it's me!

It's none of your business, lest you die.

Clothes make a man, and makeup depends on Buddha.

A cup of two steamed buns will make me bald for life.

The bright line at the foot of my bed, the boss suspected that it was a guy with teeth on the ground. Looking up, I found that it was a cake guy in the moonlight and bowed his head and missed his hometown. Good poem! Good poem!

If you don't shout in silence, you will be abnormal in silence.

Three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and love will win!

Nothing. If you buy a bag, you'll have nothing to do. Everything is a happy event. If it's not a happy event, it's none of your business!

I am a smart SHEN WOO, and I do things wisely.

Said You Zhu was smart and cute.

Up, down and down, surrender or perish!

Miss Chou-heung is not human. After nine days, the fairy dust fell, and her skin was smooth and wrinkle-free, which made me feel the ghost.

Wu Dexun's autobiography makes you gasp.

The cat got up low and dizzy, so it urinated to help the wall and beat the ladder.

There is evil in the loud voice.

Simple conversation ...

In order to help the overall situation, I eat shark fin as a meal and eat shark fin as a meal!

A scholar meets a soldier, and a pretty girl becomes an orangutan.