What are the colored jokes?

The class teacher said to the monitor, "Help me find two people. I want to move flowers. " The monitor called all the female students and found two of the most beautiful ones to come into the office. The head teacher looked at it and pointed to the flowers at the foot of the wall and said, "Move into the classroom!" " The two beautiful women were stunned. Afterwards, the monitor was severely beaten!

1, q: three lambs ran to the subway to hide, and the wolf followed. How many lambs will the wolf eat? A: Eating is forbidden on the subway. 2. Q: It's also a woman. Why is my girlfriend so embarrassed and my mother-in-law so embarrassed? A: Because my mother-in-law was cheated once. 3. Q: Why do people rush to leave when they are blind? You are so stupid. Whoever walks slowly pays the bill.