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1 1 level old rookie, rolled 1 1 year. Among them, I came to the lottery bar for nearly two years, and I hope to become an old bird when I come to post it. But after nearly two years, I broke it once and sent a sign-in post, which lasted for 100 days at the longest, and I also grew into an old rookie. Old novices are characterized by high level, low consciousness or low execution. Let's take a look at the fruit report of the old rookie, which was just summarized and advertised in Fattening. Come on, everybody.

1 1 year-old, if you roll once a week, it's still my fate:

1. Hair, greasy, alopecia, now sedentary, kidney injury, but also afraid of baldness. (The flower of the kidney is in the hair)

2. A series of symptoms of prostatitis: waiting for urine, wet scrotum, small abdominal pain, turbid urine, etc.

(I studied H in high school, and then my prostate came out. I blushed and went to the drugstore to buy Qianlekang. Continue to massage after recovery, and then relapse. It is impossible to give up smoking. )

3. Symptoms of kidney-yang deficiency: tinnitus (the kidney opens to the ear), cold hands and feet, and affects the spleen and stomach and weakness at the same time, so everything you eat is fat and thin-185,66 kg. The stool is shapeless.

4. Premarital abandonment symptoms: weak hardness, short erection time, premature ejaculation (I don't have sex life, I won't doubt) Those who say that they have premature ejaculation are really alive, just talking, or imagining) There is no need to doubt. Premature ejaculation is just a manifestation of excessive pressure and is too sensitive. At the other extreme, ejaculation is sensitive and there is no way to shoot it, so it is impossible to ejaculate. I don't think about it either. Do you know that?/You know what?

5. It has been five years since kidney essence deficiency, syringomyelia, fragile spine and left lumbar protrusion. This year in Tomb-Sweeping Day, he was paralyzed, and his right side was almost waist. (This is generally a disease that can only be caused by spinal degeneration in the elderly, ahead of schedule. You can't imagine the terrible pain, sciatica, side leg, side thigh, hip, so painful that you can't sleep. Shoes and socks are hard to wear and a painful experience. ) The kidney dominates the bone and produces marrow. I didn't grow taller, but my lumbar process grew taller. Does it affect height? Is your body deformed?

6. The spinal cord is insufficient, and if you continue to stretch, the cerebrospinal fluid will be lost. After stretching, the brain will be blank, without cerebrospinal fluid, and the brain will become dull and stupid. (Sperm gives birth to marrow, marrow gives birth to the sea) If kidney essence is sufficient, cerebrospinal fluid will be sufficient, and the brain will be smart.

7. Loss of cerebrospinal fluid leads to insufficient brain volume, which affects memory and thinking ability. Memory loss, frequent forgetfulness and inattention. Thinking ability is declining. When considering many things, I can't think deeply and I can't do it. I'm just trying. I don't consider the problem comprehensively.

8. Lack of brain power, slow response, affecting IQ, affecting speech, speaking slowly, often unable to respond when communicating with people, not on a channel.

When many people are chatting, you speak fast and you speak slowly, so there is no chance to interrupt.

Interrupting others can also make people feel very cold, because the response is slow and they have moved on to the next topic.

The situation of 9.8 has developed for a long time, resulting in bad interpersonal relationship and few friends. When communicating with people, you don't think through your brain, just like a child, you feel inferior and autistic. Poor social skills, social fear. Even every time you say a word, you should carefully consider whether to say it or not, especially in a crowd. It takes a lot of courage to say every word.

Autistic, so the voice is low and the gas field is small. In restaurants where men do more, there is basically a lot of loud noise, which gives people a strong feeling, but we people can't do it. You shout loudly, others may not hear you a few times, and you are so weak. It is still caused by insufficient kidney essence. People with sufficient kidney essence have sufficient yang, loud voice and atmosphere. This is a man.

10. Physical effects: A large amount of kidney essence leaks out, and you will sweat and asthma after a little exercise. Sweat the most when you play ball, and don't laugh at anyone.

1 1. Influence of kidney essence deficiency on psychology and personality;

Children who are afraid of kidney injury are timid and cowardly (if you endure everything, is it cowardice? If you feel weak, you have no dignity and no blood. When you encounter something, you can't be alone, even if your girlfriend is bullied, so you stand by and feel helpless.

People have three treasures and are full of energy. Lack of vital energy can't transform qi, so weak willpower, indecision, indecision, lack of ambition, suspicious fear, lack of patience and perseverance, lack of confidence and courage to win.

Qi deficiency can't transform the mind: learning ability declines and attention is not concentrated.

After ejaculation will be listless and sleepy the next day. It's been 1 1 year. How can you not be obscene, ugly or listless?

The action power is declining, lazy, sloppy, unplanned, unorganized, one step at a time, dragging its feet, dragging its feet, wet ink and low efficiency. Doing things sloppily is not clean at all.

A little sissy, coy, coy.

Poor communication+slow speech+inferiority+lack of brain power = career failure,

Many of my shortcomings and personality defects make my girlfriend very uncomfortable and quarrel constantly.

SY causes people to have no aura, no self-confidence, and they are timid in talking to people in their work and life! I'm embarrassed to refuse other people's requests, so I always accept what others don't want to do, or I'll take the responsibility if something happens! Good things will never be good because you have no confidence to ask for them, because it is difficult to find you if you don't fight for others!

This feeling of being ignored is like air, or walking dead. No status, always so humble! A large number of kidney essence is lost, and lecherous people are "cheap", which is just the opposite of the Quaker society of Ji people, representing meanness and humble status! Bottom line: SY people are poor all their lives!

Affect wealth:

He resigned in late May and moved to another company in June. Part-time SOHO was discovered, and the salary of the former company was nearly 1000 yuan, and the claim in July was fruitless. After job-hopping, I rented a house at 1200 and borrowed money from my classmates at 1500. A list in July, with a salary of 2,200,600, was much better than the last company after job hopping. I paid the rent of 1200 in September, and I still owe my classmates 600. After all, I only have 400 left, and I have to borrow money to live. If you don't pay your bill every day, you will look like a sinner when you get home.

Being scolded by your girlfriend means that you are poor and incapable. Go on talking about other things: laziness, ink stains, which make me tired. Very depressing.

If I really want to make some money, it's none of your business. Your depressing words will only make me more depressed, autistic and dull. Listening to your words, I bumped my head, trying to clear your excitement and get my confidence back.

If there is no peace at home, nothing will succeed.