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What kind of major is safety management?

Have you ever heard of a confidentiality agreement? We signed a confidentiality agreement, and we can't say what we have learned. This is confidential management.

The above is purely a joke, but many people will misunderstand the secret management major, because its name is particularly like the characters in the spy war drama of that special era. In order to keep secret, you have to endure all kinds of torture, and even sacrifice your life to keep secret. But it's not that mysterious.

Safety management should learn from computers, but it is not good.

Sometimes, I wonder if learning safety management is the wrong name. Why do courses such as C++ programming, computer principle and architecture, data communication and computer network, network attack and defense technology and firewall technology appear in the wrong classroom? How can this be a safety management course?

However, this is indeed a course of confidential management, and everyone needs to pass a certain exam to get credits and complete the course.

After completing these courses, you can basically avoid the danger of "QQ being stolen" ... But it really depends on the students majoring in security management to recover the lost confidential information ... Ahem, wash and sleep. ...

Cryptography is related to secrecy, but there is little that can be applied to life or practice.

Introduction to safety management, safety judgment and safety supervision theory, introduction to safety technology, cryptography foundation, digital watermarking technology ...

There is a joke, two students who know Morse code, at the scene of the exam, knock Morse code to transmit signals:

A: "Can you solve this problem?"

B: "I won't. What's the next question? "

A: "Neither will I ..."

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Well, I am good at keeping secrets. Then it failed in the end.

Safety management is also like a mathematics subject.

"Probability and mathematical statistics", "operational research" and "mathematical modeling" ... besides confidentiality, confidentiality management is equally important. A good decision needs not only confidential data, but also statistical analysis of data to achieve effective and reasonable application.

So, if you're worried that your child won't pass the advanced math exam, you have a lot to worry about. In fact, advanced mathematics is just an introduction, and there are more abstract and complicated contents to learn later.

Of course, students who learn well will be well trained in thinking ability and reasoning ability, and these two abilities can be applied not only to safety management, but also to other aspects.

In short, the secret management major has a mysterious (useless) side, but it also has a pragmatic side.