A cat's angry joke sentence

Click: 2008

On summer nights, the heat is suffocating. After dinner, people like to take their pets to the yard to enjoy the cool. A dog named Baobao and a cat named Beibei ran to each other in a friendly way and started a "housework".

Beibei: Baby, how is your master treating you?

Baby: Of course, I'm the only one at home. Since I came, all the young masters who used to dominate at home have retired to the second line. Awesome! I said Beibei, what's the matter? Are you having a bad time?

Beibei: That's true. I've always been favored, but something happened recently that made me very unhappy.

Baby: Don't be sad yet. Speak up and see if I can help.

Beibei: The biggest bane of this incident is that I caught a mouse. That guy is a thief and fat. You can see at a glance that he has made a lot of money. I've been aiming for a long time, but my master feeds me "cream dried fish" every day, which makes me fat all the time and I can't help it. I seized an opportunity this morning and finally seized it. I wanted to contribute to my master, but when she saw a mouse in her mouth, she almost fainted. To punish me, you didn't give me food all day. That's not true. Up to now, I'm still hungry. You don't think I'll be sad?

Baby: I said Beibei, it's really your fault. You touched something as dirty as a mouse, and it was still in your mouth. No wonder your master is angry.

Beibei: But my occupation is catching mice. Why else would she support me?

Baby: Why can't you be smart? You are still so old and feudal. What time is it now? My job is to look after the house. Last time a thief came to my house, I was so scared that I hid under the bed and trembled all over. Fortunately, the master is back. Master has been calling me since the thief was caught. At that time, I was too scared to come out because of my negligence. When I crawled out from under the bed, guess what happened in the end?

Beibei: Ah, what happened? She didn't hit you, did she?

Baby: How come? She picked me up and blew me a kiss. I can't stand this enthusiasm. She always praises me for being smart. She knows how to hide when the bad guys come. I got it for a long time, and it was this ending that surprised me.

Beibei: Really, your master is not mistaken. Not to say that you don't care about home, but to praise you?

Baby: Of course. So, from that incident, I summed up an experience: My job is to eat well, sleep well, and make my master happy when she comes back.

Beibei: Little brother, you are great. I really need to ask you more in the future.

Baby: No, no, it's natural to ask for advice. However, since we live in a world dominated by human beings, we must practice our own lifestyle. Beibei, we are already brothers. We will share weal and woe in the future, and our life will be better! !