How to make a funny confession

1.

Male: I hope my son calls you mom. . .

Female: OK. . . Picking up a son for nothing. . . Where?

Male: I mean, I think you gave birth to that son. . .

Female: Then why is he your son?

Male:. . .

2.

Male: I like you so much.

Female: I like me too.

Male:. . .

3.

Female: I like you.

Male: I’m in a bad mood.

Female: I don’t want to put pressure on you.

Male: I didn’t sleep well last night.

Female: Can you accept me?

Male: I failed the exam yesterday.

Female: Don’t talk about him.

Male: We are not suitable. I know you did well in the exam yesterday.

Female: This is not the point.

Male: Woooooooooooooo (starts crying)

Female: . . .

Four.

Female: Don’t act stupid. Do you know that I like you?

Male: I don’t know.

Female: Oh~ Then what do you think now.

Male: I’m wondering why I don’t know.

Female:. . . .

5.

Female: Me. . . Um. . . I think. . . . (Shy)

Male: You don’t like me, do you?

Female: No.

Male: Then you are rejecting me. . . (Sad)

Female: Uh (surprised)~You like me. . . ?

Male: You rejected them all. . .

Female: I don’t. . . I'm just here to express my love. . .

Male: I didn’t tell you earlier. . .

6.

Female: I need a boyfriend.

Male: You can’t do this. This is too casual.

Female: I don’t want to be alone anymore. . .

Male: I'm afraid that you will be cheated, and your boyfriend will be on me. It's not bad to have a brother in my dormitory.

Female: Don’t you feel bad if I’m with him?

Male: I have nothing to do with him. Don't worry. . .

Female:. . . . . . (I copied it from Baidu)