Joke model essay

1. A foreign girl married to China. When eating breakfast, I was pointed out that I can't eat fried dough sticks: "Dip it." She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

2. The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because I had to pay the bill, I said to the master, "Go and buy me two bamboo poles." Beloved listened to the "bamboo pole" with Shandong accent as "pig liver", quickly agreed and hurried to the butcher shop. The shopkeeper was a clever man and immediately cut two pieces of pork liver. The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" " " "

3. Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chicken. The tenant rented his land, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He must give him a chicken first. A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "If I don't give it to Zhang San, who will I give it to?" The landlord replied: "That sentence was' nonsense' just now, and now it is said by accident."

4. A brother and sister farmer pulled wheat to the market with a scooter. A southerner came to their brother and sister and asked, "Brother, how much is your little sister?" Big brother was so angry that the veins stood out on his forehead.

5. Old Newman is shouting: "The moon cakes are sold for four dollars and ten." Many people gathered around to buy this "cheap" moon cake, and only when they paid did they know that the moon cake for the elderly was four yuan for ten yuan.

6. The fish seller shouted at the top of his voice, "Fish, fish." Not to be outdone, a jujube seller nearby immediately shouted, "Shit (jujube), shit (jujube)." "Fish." "Oh,no." "Fish." "Shit." The more fish sellers listen, the more wrong they are. He felt that the jujube seller was deliberately targeting him, so they quarreled.