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Chongqing forest classic lines

Chongqing Forest is an urban fashion film, produced by Zedong Film Company, directed by Wong Kar-wai and starring Brigitte Lin, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Faye Wong and Takeshi Kaneshiro. The film tells two love stories, The Woman Killer and the Policeman 223, The waitress in the fast food restaurant and the patrolman 663. The film was released in Hong Kong on July 1994, and won four awards, including best film and best director, at the Hong Kong Film Awards on July 14.

1, I have a chance to pass someone by every day. You may know nothing about him, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant.

2. When we were closest, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man

Everyone has habits, but what about my habits? Just come and wait for May to get off work.

May likes coming here very much because her boss says she looks like Yamaguchi Momoe. Recently, I broke up with her because she said I was less and less like Mihura.

4. "368 answering machine, password' Love you for ten thousand years'"

"Ming looking for me? May? " "Spell it for me, M-I-N-G, M-A-Y? Did you hear wrong? No? Do you know English? "

"Hey, Ming? I know, I know. May asked you to call me. "

"Hey, I'm fine, tell her not to worry, ok? I will take good care of myself, but if she misses me so much, please let her call me herself. Don't bother you, right? "

"ah? She didn't ask you to call me, so, so what do you want with me? Go running, are you lovelorn? "

"No, then why go running? Competition? ! Are you out of your mind? How can such a personal thing as running be shown to others casually? That's it, in vain! "

Everyone is lovelorn, and I will run every time, because running can evaporate the water in your body and make me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

6. I don't know when to start. I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

7. The day we broke up was April Fool's Day, so I always thought she was joking, and I was willing to let her joke for a month. From the day we broke up, I bought a can of canned pineapple that expired in May 1 every day, because pineapple is the favorite in May, and May 1 is my birthday. I told myself that when I bought 30 cans, if she didn't come back, the relationship would expire.

8. "Ah, do you have canned pineapples due on May 1?"

"What's the date today?"

"April 30."

"Yes, we won't launch anything that expires tomorrow."

"There are still two hours, ah, so early?"

"No one wants expired things, and people have to buy fresh ones."

"Fresh fresh, what fresh? It is people like you who are greedy for the new and forget the old. "

"Hey, do you know how hard it takes to get a can of pineapple? Ah! You must plant, pick and cut. Don't you want to? Have you ever thought about the feeling of canned food? "

"Sir, I'm just a clerk. I am responsible for selling things. You want me to think about the feeling of canned food? ! Have you considered my feelings? I had to take it, move it and throw it away. I also hope that those cans will never expire. I will save time. You love to eat expired cans so much, do you think I have a box here, all for you, free of charge! "

I don't know when it started. Everything has a date. Saury will expire, meat sauce will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, in this world, what else will not expire?

"Master, do you want saury?"

"Expired, don't! Do you want it? "

10, "Hey, what are you doing back?"

"I'm in a good mood today and want to watch the midnight show."

"Hey, she's gone, she's gone."

"gone?"

"Without waiting for you? Women can't wait, the later they wait, the more anxious they are, and finally they are as anxious as crazy. I just went out with Richard at the crossroads. Come early if you are interested. "

I didn't expect to be abandoned overnight by two people named May. In order to heal, I decided not to look for a woman named Mei.

1 1, "Hello, Lulu, it's Wu. Come out for a drink?"

"Fell asleep? So early, can you sleep so early? "

"Can you sleep? It's all right, it's in vain "(Cantonese)

"Hello, Chieko?"

"It's me. Guess who I am. I am Awu. "

"The one you taught me to speak Japanese, don't you remember me?"

"Ah Wu, who will have a stomachache when eating sushi? Remember, come out for a cup of coffee?"

"What? Your husband refused. When did you get married?

"More than five years, why haven't you seen it for more than five years?"

"I have two daughters, so it's okay" (Japanese)

"Hello, is Jiang Xiuhui there?"

"I am He Wuzhi, a classmate in the fourth grade of primary school sitting next to you."

"Do you remember? Haha, don't you remember? "

"Well, then, something for nothing" (Mandarin)

12, "Miss, do you care about eating pineapple?" (Cantonese)

Oh, she may not be from here.

"Miss, do you like pineapples?" (Japanese)

"Do you like pineapples?" (English)

"Miss, do you like pineapples?"

"Mandarin is not bad."

"I come from Taiwan Province Province, and you?"

"I don't want to talk now. Would you please go away? "

"It doesn't matter if you don't have to talk. May I sit here? "

"There are so many seats here, why do you have to sit next to me?"

"Because I saw you ... you were lonely."

"Really?"

"This is ..."

"There are three reasons why women wear sunglasses so late. The first one means that she is blind. The second picture shows that she is very handsome, so she wears sunglasses; The third one, because she was lovelorn, because she didn't want people to see her cry. "

"Then what kind do you think I belong to?"

"Lovelorn!"

"Hum"

"In fact, it doesn't matter, lovelorn is very common, why do you want to cry like this? I tried to be lovelorn. When I am lovelorn, I will run until I am sweating. Then I have no tears to shed. Really, do you want to try running? "

"I ran all night today and was very tired. If you want someone to chat with you, please find someone else. "

"I don't want to talk to anyone, I just want to be with you, because I know what it's like to be lovelorn. What a woman needs most when she is lovelorn is a shoulder. It doesn't matter if you treat me as a boyfriend. "

"I have no boyfriend."

"I don't have a girlfriend either."

"How old are you this year?"

"I ... I was 24 two hours ago and now I'm 25."

"I won't like you."

"Don't be so sure, maybe give me a little more time and you will like me, right? Do you like pineapples? "

"What's it to you whether I like pineapple or not?"

"Because I want to know more about you, I used to have a girlfriend. We were together for five years, but then she broke up with me. She said I didn't know her at all, so I wanted to know more about you."

"You won't know me."

"It doesn't matter if you don't let me know you, but you can know me, right? What kind of man do you like? "

Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapple, and tomorrow he can like something else.

13, 1994, may 10, a woman said "happy birthday" to me, because of this sentence, I will always remember this woman. If memory is a can, I hope this can will not expire; If I have to add one day, I hope it is "10 thousand years"

14, when I was closest to her, the distance between us was only 0.0 1 cm. I know nothing about her. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man

15, there must be a stewardess on every plane you want to soak up. This time last year, I successfully soaked one at an altitude of 25,000 feet. I thought I would stay with her for a long time, just like a plane full of oil, which can fly far away. Who knows that the plane changed stations halfway? ...

16, after she left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.

"Do you know that you have lost weight?"

"You used to be chubby. Look at you now."

As soon as the camera turns, Liang is talking to a bar of soap.

"Very flat, why? You have to have confidence in yourself. "

Liang continued to say to a wet towel

"Well, I told you not to cry. When will you cry? Be strong. Look at you. What do you look like lying here? "

"Oh, well, let me do you a favor" (wring out the towel and hang it up)

"Is it much more comfortable?"

Liang began to talk to the doll.

"Why don't you talk?"

"Don't be angry with her."

Liang replaced his hand with another huge white long-haired dog.

"When everyone is unconscious, will you give her a chance?"

Liang is talking to his shirt.

"Is it lonely?"

"Only a few days later. Do you need this? "

"Are you cold? I will give you some warmth. "

17, I don't know if I forgot to turn off the tap or if the house is getting more and more emotional. I always thought it was the strongest, but I didn't expect it to cry the most. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of paper towels, but when a house cries, you have to do a lot of work.

18, I wonder if the season has changed. I feel that I have changed a lot. I became more observant and began to pay attention to things I wouldn't normally pay attention to.

Why does tomato mackerel taste like black bean fish?

Beam began to talk to soap:

"You don't give up on yourself. You were fine not long ago. Why did you gain so much weight at once? ! Although she is not here, you still have to meet someone. Stop indulging yourself and lose weight. "

Said to the towel:

"I have long wanted to scold you. Do you know you've changed? You must have personality. Even if she really doesn't come back, you should not change yourself and reflect on yourself. "

I am very happy when I see it crying, because its appearance seems to have changed, but its essence has not changed. It is still an emotional towel.

Said to the cloth tiger:

"Don't you think I am very cheerful? Suddenly I feel that everything looks much better. I used to think you were stupid, but now you look cute. Don't make yourself so dirty. It used to be white Now it's yellow. Look at you. You still have so many scars. Did you fight with anyone? Ah? "

Say to the shirt:

"How do you hide here? Do you know how long I have been looking for you? It's no use hiding. You must face the reality. Wow, you are moldy. Tomorrow, I am free tomorrow, I will take you to bask in the sun. "