A few short humorous jokes

People who love to laugh will never have too bad luck, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and forge ahead. Here, CJ has collected several short and humorous jokes to make you laugh every day.

Selected humorous jokes:

1, wife:? The flood is coming, why don't you move the furniture?

Husband:? Don't worry, I am insured, and the loss insurance company will pay for it. ?

Wife:? Then I still have 5 thousand yuan in my box. ?

Husband:? Why don't I know?

Wife:? Me? I'm also in favor of insurance. ?

The husband came home from work and found his wife stirring eggs, honey, juice and flour into a paste. Then, the wife put this homemade all-natural nutrition mask on her face.

Husband sighed heavily:? I thought we were having pancakes tonight. I didn't expect it to be all over my face ?

3, wife: people are engaged in XX, and the salary alone is 1 10,000; Your engagement fee is only two zeros less than others! Also return it in full? Up to now, my home has been posted upside down.

Husband: I am very wronged. How can there be good goods if they are cheap?

Wife: You? What about you? !

Husband and wife were walking by the sea when a beautiful girl came over. The husband said softly, what a beautiful nose! If only it were on your face. ? The wife frowned in disgust.

After a while, a beautiful woman came, and her husband whispered: What a beautiful mouth! If only it were on your face! ? The wife pursed her lips again.

At this moment, a blind man came. The wife quickly said:? How beautiful these eyes are. If only they were on your face. ?

Selected humorous jokes:

1, a little fat wife saw a dress in the mall, put it on and looked at it in the mirror. The clerk praised: This dress suits you so well that it looks like a devil's figure. ?

The wife was very happy and asked her husband to buy it.

The husband said helplessly, dear, I add that the devil also has many shapes.

2. A foreigner settled in China and married a wife, China. One day, he complained to his guests that only mosquitoes bit him at home, which showed that China bullied even mosquitoes? Foreigners? .

His wife replied at a side:? Because mosquitoes in China like to eat western food. ?

When the husband died, the wife kept fanning his body with a fan.

Neighbors saw it and asked: It's winter now. Why are you doing this?

The wife wiped her tears and answered:? Tell me when my husband died: If you want to remarry, you must wait until my body gets cold. ?

Lao Li is a heavy drinker and gets drunk every time he drinks. The wife said angrily, if you drink any more, we will divorce. See if I keep my word! ?

Lao Li really hasn't drunk for two days. On the third night, when the wife came back from work, she saw her husband pacing around the house and asked. No cooking. What are you thinking?

Lao Li said:? I think we should divorce! ?

One morning, when his wife arranged breakfast in the kitchen, his husband found that there was only a pair of clean socks left in his closet drawer. He didn't complain that his wife was lazy in washing clothes, but said loudly to the kitchen. Honey, if I had a foot, I wouldn't have socks without it. ?

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