Jokes about Halloween

Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately.

Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?

This is an ambiguous sentence, and the speaker can make people understand whether zombies eat candy with their hands or "eat candy with their hands" (a little disgusting)

According to the second meaning of ambiguity, zombies eat meat, so he joked that zombies only eat fingers. (instead of eating candy)

To scare them.

A mother bought her son a 100 Halloween costume to scare his friends.

"Should I take off the price tag?" The boy asked.

"Leave it on." His mother replied. "We'll scare your father, too."

A mother spent 100 dollars to buy her son a Halloween costume to scare his friends.

Should I take off the price tag? Asked the son

Keep it. Mom replied. We have to scare your father.

Why do witches fly with brooms?

Because the vacuum cleaner is too heavy. ...

Why do witches always fly around on brooms?

Because the vacuum cleaner is too heavy. ...

What does ghost dad say to his family while driving?

Fasten your bed sheet belt. ...

What will ghost dad say to his wife and children while driving?

fasten the seat belt

What do you call a witch who lives by the sea?

Shawu

What do we call a witch who lives by the sea?

Sandwich (sand sand+ witch = sandwich sandwich)

You can go to this website. It's some healthy jokes about Halloween.

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