China, American and French jokes

An American, a Frenchman and a Beijinger are walking in the desert.

Walking, I saw a bottle, opened the cork and a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "

Americans first said, "My first wish is 1 10,000."

The fairy said, "this is simple and will satisfy you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

The American said: I still want 1 10,000! "

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home."

The fairy said, "No problem."

So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The French saw the Americans leave happily,

He said, "I want beautiful women!" "

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Frenchman added: I still want beautiful women! "

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. ..

The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France."

After sending the French back to China, the fairy asked the Beijingers what they wanted.

Peking man said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

Beijingers say: another bottle of Erguotou! "

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

Beijingers thought for a moment and said, "It's no fun to drink alone. Please get them both back. " .

(2)

France and the United States had a bad relationship, but they were helpless, so the three had to go on.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his."

So I can only give you two wishes each. "

The French and Americans think it's better to let Beijingers speak first.

In case he gets it back later.

So the Beijinger said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

The French and Americans urged Beijingers to express their second wish quickly.

After drinking Erguotou, Beijingers slowly said to the immortal, "It's all right, it's all right, go away."

(3)

Americans and French people continue to walk angrily with China.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am the disciple of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!" " "

The Americans scrambled to say, "I never want to see that Beijinger again."

The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to the Frenchman and asked, "What about yours? 「

The Frenchman quickly said, "I don't want to see that Beijinger either."

The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to Beijingers and asked, "What about yours? 「

Beijingers said, "What they say doesn't count."

(4)

So Americans and French gritted their teeth and followed Beijingers.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" " "

The Americans and the French shouted in unison, "What did that Beijinger say?" .

The man said, "OK," so he turned to the Beijinger and asked, "What do you want to say? 「

Beijingers said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me!" " ! ]