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Lol new Thane’s lines

1. Kill the mecha skin hero: Who is the unstable prototype now?

2. Taunt Alistar: Although not as good as the cowboy, I can still catch him Bull!

3. Taunt Bard: Get off the track, you jobless bum.

4. Mocking Blitzcrank: Hahahahahaha. You're technically at a dead end, Blitzcrank. And I am the first and greatest creation of this kind.

5. Taunt Darius: Soak this!

6. Taunt Fiona: I hope your fight here is very unfair.

7. Mocking Heimerdinger: I don’t need engineers!

8. Mocking humans:

Your flesh and blood proves your demise.

Flesh will rot. But I will always dominate.

What a waste of consciousness in a body as weak as yours.

Your race has only accomplished one thing in the record. That's what made me.

Fear is a human weakness.

The body is so fragile.

Your disappearance will leave a record in a more efficient future.

You'll wish you were made of steel.

I was designed to replace you.

My gears will crush your bones.

Extended information:

Lol’s new Thane’s skills:

1. Death Glory Passive

After being killed, Sai En will return to the light for a period of time, but when he returns to the light, his health will decrease rapidly.

During this time, he can move and attack. He gains 100% life steal, attacks super fast, and reduces the target's maximum health by an additional 10% with each attack (maximum damage to monsters is 75).

All of his abilities will be replaced with Death Drive, giving him a burst of movement speed.

2. Cruel Slam Q

Consumption: 45

Cooling: 10/9/8/7/6

Sion Begins charging a heavy slam for up to 2 seconds. After being released, he will cause 30/50/70/90/110(+0.45/0.525/0.6/0.675/0.75AD) to 90/150/210/270/330(+1.35/ 1.575/1.8/2.025/2.25AD) physical damage (60% damage to minions). Enemies hit will be briefly slowed.

If Sion charges for more than 1 second, the enemy will be knocked up and stunned for 1.25 to 2.25 seconds.

3. Soul Furnace W

Consumption: 65/70/75/80/85

Range: 500

Cooling: 11

Passive: When Sion kills a unit, he will receive a maximum health bonus of 4 (maximum health bonus for killing large wild monsters, killing or assisting in killing heroes: 15 )

Active: Sion puts on a shield for himself, able to absorb 30/55/80/105/130 (+0.4AP) (+8/9/10/11/12 of maximum health %) damage, lasting 6 seconds. After 3 seconds, if the shield is still on Sion,

then Sion can activate this skill again to detonate the shield, causing 40/65/90/115/ to enemies around him. 140 (+0.4AP) plus 10/11/12/13/14% of the target's maximum health as magic damage. Maximum damage to minions and monsters is 400.

4. Killer's Roar E

Mana consumption: 35/40/45/50/55

Range: 800

Cooling time :12/11/10/9/8

Knockback distance: 775

Sion launches a short-range shock wave, dealing 65/100/135/170/205 to the target hit. (+0.55AP) magic damage, and reduces the target's movement speed by 40/45/50/55/60% and armor by 20% for 4 seconds.

If the target is not a hero, it will also be knocked back.

When knocked back, the target enemy unit will deal the same damage and effects to all enemy units in its path.

5. Brutal Crash R

Consumption: 100

Range: 7500

Cooling time: 140/100/60

Sion charges in one direction for 8 seconds and can slowly turn towards where the mouse is hovering. While charging, Sion is immune to all crowd control effects. Activating this ability again will cancel Sion's charge early.

When Sion collides with an enemy hero or wall, he will cause 150/300/450 (+0.4 bonus AD) physical damage and Knock-up effect, and stun effect lasting 0.75 seconds. In addition, enemies within a slightly distant range from the collision point will receive the same amount of damage and a 40/45/50% slowdown effect, which lasts for 3 seconds.

As Sion's charge distance increases, the damage will increase to 400/800/1200 (+0.8 additional AD), and the stun duration will increase to 1.75 seconds.