The joke told by the tour guide in the car.

Recently, Tsinghua has been digging holes and laying cables everywhere. One day, students from another school came to play. After seeing pits everywhere, he saw rows of students in military uniforms. He couldn't help sighing loudly: "Tsinghua's military training is so formal! Also dug so many trenches. "

(2) inertia

The physics teacher is talking about inertia, and the next student is talking about it. The teacher gave him a hint, but he went his own way. Teacher: "What did I say just now?" Student: Inertia Teacher: Please give an example.

Student: "I just talked about it below. Although you hinted at me, I didn't. "

The law stops immediately. This is inertia. "

(3) Discovery, invention and development

In class, the teacher asked everyone to make sentences with discovery, invention and development.

A classmate stood up and said, "My father found my mother, and my father and mother invented it."

Me. I'm growing up. "

(4) dreams

Student: "Teacher, I dreamed that I became a composer. Excuse me, what should I say?

Dreams come true? "

Teacher: "Sleep less!"

(5) Smart students

In physics class, the teacher is talking about vibration and * * *. In order to make the students understand, the teacher asked

Asked, "What if I throw a stone at the fish pond?"

The students said in unison: "Fine 5 yuan!"

(6) Say class is over

Looking back on high school, Chinese class was the cruelest punishment.

Everyone shook their heads, the hanging beam was biting, and blood flowed. This is terrible, still not.

Ambition that can keep us awake.

So one day, the Chinese teacher finally got angry and wanted to give us this group of confused ghosts.

One is a blow to the head.

He shouted at us, "You ghosts do everything in class."

No, just listen to me. Class is over! "

Listen to the monitor and say, "Stand up!" (The monitor is waking up at this time)

Then six or seven students stood up. .....

The teacher is green in the face.

(7) Teachers are in trouble.

When I lived in America, I taught Chinese in an overseas Chinese school, and many students wore braces.

Get orthodontics.

For example, once, I tried to get students to answer what "feedback" is.

"Now parents spend a lot of money to correct your teeth. When they get old,

What's the name of this situation? "

The students said in unison, "A tooth for a tooth!"

(8) Learning Chinese

When foreign students learn Chinese, they often make jokes, which makes people laugh.

One student couldn't tell the difference between rich and expensive, so he made a sentence and said, "The Third Plenary Session of the Communist Party of China won."

After that, farmers became more and more expensive. "

There is a sentence in the girl's homework: "I am very busy every day and I am doing my homework during the day."

Have classes and practice having children at night. "

Another boy divorced Mrs. Zhang from her husband when he translated English into Chinese.

Married, I feel sorry for her. Mrs. Zhang divorced her husband.

Yes, I feel sorry for her. "

(9) How many times

The teacher asked in class, "How many wars took place in Spain in the fifteenth century?"

"Six times." A student answered quickly.

"Which six times?" The teacher asked again.

"The first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time, the fifth time and the sixth time."

(10) Sleep in class

A student was sleeping in class and was found by the teacher.

Teacher: Why do you sleep in class?

Student: I didn't sleep!

Teacher: Then why do you close your eyes?

A student: I'm meditating!

Teacher: Then why do you nod?

Student: What you just said is very reasonable!

Teacher: Then why are you drooling?

A student: Teacher, you speak with relish!