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Drinking and not smoking. What's the next sentence?
Some rural proverbs have been handed down a long time ago, and some have been formed in modern times. For example, this sentence "don't smoke or drink, and follow it safely all your life".
Everyone is familiar with alcohol and tobacco, and he is not confused when he is 80 years old. When he is young and just sensible, he will know these two things, because people everywhere have the habit of smoking and drinking.
ninety-nine
1. Don't drink with carbonated drinks, such as coke. The ingredients in this kind of beverage will accelerate the absorption of alcohol by the human body.
2. Drink white wine, don't drink it all at once. When drinking beer, wait until the beer foam falls. Otherwise, the abdomen is uncomfortable, which is "live broadcast".
3. Slow is better than fast.
4. The combination of food and drink. But generally speaking, all animals' livers contain high cholesterol.
5. Don't mix drinks. Because of the different varieties of wine, its various components are also different.
Step 6 sip.
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