Humorous joke: If there is something you can't figure out again, please be humorous.

1, Women's Volleyball Team: Master, we met the opponent's home court and the audience was too loud. What should we do?

The host didn't speak, just looked at the birds on the horizon!

The girl of the women's volleyball team mused: Master, you mean that as long as we set ourselves free, stick to our beliefs, be calm and steady, we can reap our own blue sky?

Master: No, what the poor monk means is that they are all shouting bird language anyway, and we can't understand it. Fuck it!

2. Passing an Internet cafe, I saw a middle-aged man dragging a child out of the door of the Internet cafe and slapping him. The child was very wronged and cried, Dad, you have mistaken me for someone else. I'm not your son, really not!

3. Our first blind date, after meeting, we introduced ourselves to the girls, and both sides were very satisfied. Just then, the matchmaker said: You two go to the back room to chat! I was nervous, and I could see that she was shy, too. She got up and walked ahead, and I followed her. As soon as I entered the room, I didn't know whether I was stupid or my hands were cheap, so I locked the door conveniently. ...