Guangdong dialect joke two-part allegorical sayings

Lead: Cantonese people like to incorporate vivid, humorous and witty' two-part allegorical sayings' into their daily speech. The following is my collection of Cantonese Xiehouyu. Welcome to read them for reference!

0 1, underwater electronic urine-I know.

02, too cm pork-everyone has a share.

03, about oral sex-outrageous.

04. One-eyed game-one-eyed sunbathing

05. Brother Sleek will shave his head soon.

06, chicken excrement rattan-long and smelly.

07, soy sauce for rice-water.

08, watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see a piece.

09, Cheung Chau guy beats his wife? ankle

10, Uncle Shi sells dogs-children should choose.

1 1, the dragon boat with pig excrement-long and smelly.

12, the big old man came to power-this is a kind of power.

13, sweet potato-the heart is pale

14, Da Bi painted a tiger? Afraid.

15, eunuch circumcision? Tell me about it.

16, fat people wear hoodies-just a few big ones.

17, boiled soup with salted eggs-my heart is really dry.

18, pig excrement suddenly inserted into banana leaves-outside the system.

19, chopping cow dung with an axe-real entry

20. The fat woman at the door-big tie.

2 1, rotten balloon-blow you up.

22. What is the rank of the second uncle? Secondary envoy asked.

23 years old, the new year-count to seven

24, hold the shit pit hanging neck-stick to the steady array.

25. the end of zhuji road-redundant (for example) (note: there is one at the end of zhuji road? As many as teahouses? )

26. Boom? Sheep-er, both, er.

27, rootless Atsushi-rely on support

28. Collect firewood when it rains-everything is fine.

29. Bachelor teaches boys-erosion at the bottom.

30, square wood and eye nails-playing is not depressed.

3 1, water ghost urine-clear enough.

32, Gu teacher urine-enough light.

33. Shooting mosquitoes in a happy competition-it's very difficult in the city.

34. Boiled pork intestines-contraction at both ends

35. Sleeper lice? Around the neck

36. Kitchen rag-salty and wet

37, Salusi money-attract the dead

38, paper dolls-chin gently

39, coffin shop worship-want to die.

40. Win every other year-not worth it.

4 1, Zan-pole lantern-shines far, but not close.

42. Sanyuangong land-tin ore body

43. Song San is a skinny guy-Song Si (dying).

44. Ants wear lychee shells-be big heads.

45, cold alley brick,-wet.

46. Draw a dog's head with four pieces of white paper-what a big face.

47. The plane hit a paper owl-where there are sweet rocks, there are sweet bridges.

48. Nigger pees? Mr. Black Pigeon, Mr.

49. The number of drunk street lamps-they all know how many.

50. Stone bridge candle? False caution

5 1, the guy with no nose wears glasses-are you tight or not?

52. Pharaoh Jiao, the sister of the King of Egypt

53. Baiyun Mountain has a load of mud-wide eyes and narrow belly.

54. October sugarcane head-sweet to the end

55. Shawan Lantern-Why bother?

56, except pants fart? Re-invent the wheel!

57. Tea melon delivery? Good people are limited.

58. The chicken blows the eggshell-wealth scatters people's happiness.

59. Yan posted a notice? A lot of lies

60. Black chicken licking black beans? Black peck peck

6 1, firecracker neck-no explosion, no landing

62, three aunts in the pit-easy to ask but difficult to send.

63.mustard, ginger and lettuce? Marry the wrong husband and have the wrong child.

64. Toothless old people drink soup-not indecent.

65. Taro is stained with sugar-light hearted.

66, nose brother long bear cover-avoid no (nose hair) can be exempted.

67. Burning newspapers in the cemetery-uh, ghosts.

68. Pour herbal tea on the bridge-what (river) is bitter?

69, eunuch grinding column-really slippery

70. A person walking in the sun is narrow and overbearing.

7 1, zigzag bridge bypass.

72. Eat after death.

73, raw fish cheat death in winter

74. Sanshui always eats eels.

75. The birth of the third watch killed people (the third watch: Shihai)

76. Brother Sanbi grows more breath.

77. Ma Ying's promotion is not a reward.

78, barbecued pork and raw meat to cook soup

79. Beggars eat dead crabs and have to.

80. Open the henhouse from the inside.

8 1, frogs cross the river? Everyone has their own children.

82, passport photos-make a fool of yourself

83. Sun movies? Well, I can see light.

84. Fan Po is pregnant-ulterior motives.

85. Mr. Zhou teaches-there is a policeman who talks loudly

86. Stir-fried winter melon with white sugar-share joys and sorrows.

87. Chinese fir spirit card-becoming a winner

88. Give up the trunk-leave secretly.

89, traffic lights-red dot green.

90, the death lantern-a lot of reports