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What crazy things have you done for money?

On the day of handing out leaflets, my friends thought I was going to make money. In a rage, he shouted at me.

"You won everything. Why, isn't it nice to earn another hundred dollars in the morning? " "When can you live for yourself? Who are you so busy for every day? " "When do you think you are free? I know how to make money, make money, make money! "

I was a little helpless. My friends were doing me good, so I listened to these angry accusations carefully, and then explained that this was the kindergarten handing out leaflets, not to make money, and my friends were very angry.

I am a busy person in the eyes of others, a very busy person. I get up at 5: 30 in the morning, start washing my face and cooking, and send my boss off at around 6: 00 15, then go home all the way to send my second child, soak my clothes, and wait for me to clean up after school in the afternoon. Sometimes the yard is dirty, so I have to go and clean the yard in my hometown. Get home at 6: 0015 in the evening, wash clothes downstairs, and then go to the third floor for dinner. After dinner, I simply washed the dishes and took the children back to the community. I began to clean the house and do my own thing, such as reading, writing and drawing, or tutoring children. Then take a shower and sleep, then process messages and reply to comments, then go to bed, and continue this the next day.

In the eyes of others, I am not only a busy person, but also a person crazy about money. In their eyes, I earn everything, such as selling daily necessities, such as taking small tasks, such as writing articles to make money. As long as I can make money, I seem to like research. I like money so much, and I like making money so much, just because I have experienced the days when I have no money.

For money, I once went to the main road to pick up screws. When the cart sped by, it fell. It's big and heavy. For money, I push my bike to buy goods and sell them in the cold winter night, although it's just some children's snacks, fifty cents and ten cents.

When we first got married, the child's grandmother said, we don't want your money, we don't care about you. People keep their word, and we keep all our money. Pregnancy tests and the like, the usual expenses and the like are also ours.

After the baby was born, the expenses suddenly increased. At that time, 400 yuan a month was really unbearable. Diapers, clothes, shoes, and some messy things. I remember two things best. One thing is that my friend got married, and I even borrowed 100 yuan. Another time I changed my contact lenses, I didn't even have 100 yuan. Later, my parents were hospitalized one after another. Although I didn't take the money, I obviously felt the importance of money.

So, I got into the habit of saving money from then on, and from then on, I felt that nothing was worth maintaining except money. Because only money can buy clothes for children, and only money can not worry when parents are in hospital. I can go to the drugstore to ask about changing a dime into a whole dollar, or I can take the heavy coins rolled overnight to various supermarkets, or the latter can go to the bank to change a whole dollar.

Along the way, those past events are really nothing. But my obsession with money has always been retained, which makes me feel that wasting a dime is a crime. Therefore, I cherish every penny I earn, keep accounts every day, and force myself to earn every day, even if it is only a few cents.

I will still love money, but I am a little pessimistic now, knowing that if I don't have time to buy what I like, it may be a lifelong regret. So, I am no longer a miser.

Some people say that I am not an iron cock at all, but a porcelain cock, because iron cocks sometimes rust. I always smile and then stick to my dream of making money.