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Find a way to fish 12.

What is the correct way to fish?

1, paid shit. The premise of using this technique is to drink plenty of water. Get up and pour a glass of water if you have nothing to do, or make tea in a tea bag with a different taste if you have nothing to do. As long as you don't stop drinking, you can stop peeing. Wechat group chat.

2, look at the phone, listen to all directions, good listening. The second rule of fishing: at the station, listen to all directions. Music is regarded as one of the great achievements of human creativity. Many times, music actually embellishes our office atmosphere and even improves work efficiency.

3, fishing skills 4: Use a variety of tools, there is a software called "fishing" before the app store of win 10, which can give people the illusion that "your computer is broken when you are not working". It is incredible that this software can pass the trial angrily.

4. Change your understanding of fishing If you want to touch fish well, you'd better change your understanding of fishing first. Some people get more and more comfortable fishing, which not only delays their work, but also wastes their time. This is the negative cycle of fishing.

The purpose of fishing skills is to ensure that you have completed all the tasks of the day. 9- 10 4-5 pm is the best time for fishing.

6. The following is a simple fishing program I developed. You can avoid the boss's eyes just by tasting coffee or playing games. Fishing people don't really keep themselves idle. They just spend their extra time on other things after finishing the necessary work.

What are the skills of fishing at work?

It was not my intention to write this article to fish and become a "salary deduction". Fishing tip 3: Remember the likes and dislikes of leaders or bosses, and don't deliberately do things they don't particularly like. For example, some bosses don't like employees being late. Although ta doesn't say it, you must never do it.

Paid the money. The premise of using this technique is to drink plenty of water. Get up and pour a glass of water if you have nothing to do, or make tea in a tea bag with a different taste if you have nothing to do. As long as you don't stop drinking, you can stop peeing. Wechat group chat.

It's good to eat snacks to replenish your strength, or to get up and walk.

Method 2: stare blankly at the computer screen, and the boss will think that you are seriously thinking about your work. Turn on the computer, bring up some information, data and work that need to be processed, and then stare blankly at the screen. This is a concrete manifestation of some people fishing at work.

The workplace must be chosen. Generally, you should choose a place where there are few people coming and going, and it is easy to fish in a hidden position near the corner. If you have a relatively independent office space, it will be more hidden and fishing will be more convenient. If you are lazy, choose a suitable time and place.

Dare to fish, get off work happily, fish for three days, dry the net for two days and go to work for five days. Work is just labor in exchange for remuneration. Fishing is the boss's money. What's the secret of fishing? Yes, the expression must be serious.

What are the methods of fishing?

Turn on the computer, bring up some information, data and work that need to be processed, and then stare blankly at the screen. This is a concrete manifestation of some people fishing at work.

The easiest way to catch fish is to touch the fish along the fish pond and you can catch the fish. There are also some skills when fishing. Some fish are released before they are caught. Don't rush. If you touch them later, they will return to their original position intact, so that you can catch them.

Favorite fishing methods are chatting, eating melons and reading novels. After all, work is tiring enough, so it's better to go fishing and relax. Go to the bathroom. First of all, the time to go to the toilet should be well grasped. After all, squatting for a long time will lead to hemorrhoids, so I still remind you to take care of yourself.

Situation 1: Go fishing in the toilet. The toilet is the best place for fishing, and no one is there. You are free to do whatever you want in a closed space. Brush Weibo, chat on WeChat, sit or lie on the toilet for ten minutes, and so on. The key to fishing in the toilet is to prepare a smaller cup.

The method of fishing when not alive is as follows: read novels through mobile phone reading software, and adjust the background transparency, font size and color to make them small and exquisite. During work, you can read books secretly. Play music with a compact Bluetooth headset. Fishing by reading paper books.

What are the methods of fishing?

1. Life-saving plan: When you fish too deep and a bunch of irrelevant web pages appear, use Alt+F4 boldly, and you will be pleasantly surprised. Ctrl+W= closes the current browsing page. When you inadvertently find a cold light behind you, press it quickly to turn the crisis into invisibility. Ctrl+T= create a new page tab, which is a very hard worker.

2, fishing skills 1: The premise of fishing is that you have completed all the tasks of the day. Make sure that the progress of the work is not delayed, otherwise it is meaningless to fish. Instead, it will be considered incompetent by the boss.

3, fishing skills 4: Use a variety of tools, there is a software called "fishing" before the app store of win 10, which can give people the illusion that "your computer is broken when you are not working". It is incredible that this software can pass the trial angrily.

In other words, you can fish at work, but it's best to use fishing as an incentive. 2. 9- 10 in the morning and 4-5 in the afternoon are the best time for fishing.

It's good to have some snacks to replenish your strength, or to get up and walk.

What are the fishing skills?

First of all, let's talk about fishing tips. I don't know how people usually fish. Brother Dong probably knows the following routines.

You can fish happily below. The second step is to learn to be happy. Pay for going to the toilet, pay for playing games, and pay for online shopping. Everything can be solved in the bathroom. Toilets are the best places for fishermen to fish during working hours. A closed space, you can do anything blatantly.

Remember, the purpose of this fishing technique is to ensure that you have completed all the tasks of the day. Fishing Skill 2: Keep the labor contract well and remember your monthly salary and working hours. Every month, on the day of receiving your salary, check whether your salary is wrong or underpaid.

Windows+D= Desktop Windows+Tab= Switch Window Ctrl+Win+= Switch Desktop Browser Shortcut: Life-saving Scheme: When you fish too deeply and have a bunch of irrelevant web pages, use Alt+F4 boldly, and you will be pleasantly surprised. Ctrl+W= closes the current browsing page.

It's good to eat snacks to replenish your strength, or to get up and walk.

100 classroom fishing methods

1, help people who see the problem explain: fishing in class means not listening to lectures, secretly playing mobile phones and reading cartoons in muddy water. Experience is: fright, embarrassment. But if you make a wonderful round, you will be happy. You hide when you see someone else being found: fear, sympathy.

2. Miss Liu Xin. Liu Xin's international marketing courses are highly recommended. Mr. Liu and Mr. Liu are both professional antique teachers with rich teaching experience, rich teaching content and a sense of humor.

Don't be afraid of losing face. This is a successful attempt. Don't laugh at those who are humiliated on the stage. Seek hope from despair and life will eventually be brilliant. If you don't smoke, your energy will be better than when you smoke. You really have to learn to calculate, but always remember that the only way to win is always strength.

4. Learn to preview, and prepare in advance according to the specific characteristics of each course before class. Listen carefully in class and don't skip class if you find it difficult. Short class hours can't make us proficient. We need extra-curricular practice or memory.

The present situation of contemporary college students is nothing more than fishing in class, fooling around after class, and having no normal schedule. Because I am also a student at school, I know very well that this is a common phenomenon among college students, and only a few people can keep their nature and settle down to study.

6. Take our school as an example. In our Ma Yuan class, 20% of the students speak in class. Therefore, it is a very cost-effective method if students can take the initiative to answer questions. Teachers usually record students who answer questions, and they will get corresponding extra points, which is the most direct.