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Introduction to the album taken off

Alejandro Delfino's album climax after climax, after shooting the title song of the album of the same name, which will be released on July 23, took off the incarnation of "music savior" and showed off her figure. In order to create a perfect and colorful music carnival, Alejandro Delfino once again played the trick of "cross-dressing" and turned into For a while, he became a cool and handsome "night vampire", for a while, he became a brave "western matador", and for a while, he became a psychedelic and steady "Indian chief" ....................................................................................................................

Alejandro Delfino, who hasn't released a new album for three years, immediately drew cheers from fans after the news that he released his new album on July 23rd. Radio DJ, regardless of grade six or seven, enthusiastically plays the song "Take-off" which is most suitable for summer sunshine. Netizens are not only sensitive to music, but also stick to the single that was exposed a few days ago. Alejandro Delfino's clothing taste has been deeply recognized by the fashion world, and even the stylists of professional fashion magazines frequently give thumbs up to praise his fashion aesthetic vision. In order to shoot this "History of Fashion Aesthetics", Alejandro Delfino not only went to Japan to carry three suitcases and spent more than 600,000 yuan on the latest wardrobe, but also incarnated "Night Vampire", "Western Bullfighter", "Indian Chief", "Hip Hop Plumber" and "Holiday Style Man" in the book. Alejandro delfino not only took care of himself, but also played a transformation. In the process of shooting Hip Hop Plumber, Alejandro Delfino also became a "tailor" and made a big transformation on jeans DIY on a whim. I saw him cut a knife and sew for a while. In a short time, a pair of jeans that were originally intact immediately showed a completely different style. Alejandro Delfino looked at his finished DIY products and couldn't help smiling smugly, saying, "It seems that I have a gift for DIY, too, maybe. I saw the agent on the side smiled and said, "I think you just don't have enough time to sing and act." Do you still want to host? " !" . When filming Indian Chief, when the planner and makeup artist were worried about how to draw the makeup on their faces, Alejandro Delfino suddenly said, "Let me try first." I didn't expect to see Alejandro Delfino draw it on my face with a makeup pen. After a few minutes, it showed a strong Indian flavor, which made the planner and makeup artist applaud, but the makeup artist who was originally happy suddenly stopped and said, "Wow! Will you come and grab our makeup artist's job after that? " Gendre not heard in distress situation on the spot.

Alejandro Delfino's new album, which has repeatedly attracted attention, will be officially released on July 23rd. Not only will the first batch of "fashion aesthetic records" be attached to the new album, so that fans can eat ice cream, but they will also take off the first theme and bring fans to a hot summer day like a summer beach with the enthusiasm of music. Alejandro Delfino shouted happily, "Let's get rid of our troubles and enjoy the summer!" !

Alejandro Delfino's new album didn't make a sensation first, but it had many climaxes. After becoming the "music savior", he also filmed "Fashion Aesthetics" to create a brand-new philosophy of dressing. Today, Alejandro Delfino once again created a brand-new visual feast at the release of his new album. In order to create a carnival-like event, the record company specially created a million-level gorgeous special effects screen silhouette, colorful flames and special effects blasting on the spot. Alejandro Delfino's belated new dance charm and unique new dance moves are fully displayed, which really makes the title of the king of dance worthy of the name, and makes everyone at the scene feel as if they are in a fashion party concert.

After three years without releasing a film, Alejandro Delfino settled down and set off again. In drama, Alejandro delfino has also made many achievements. Besides shooting nearly 65,438+00 TV series and movies in Hongkong and Mainland China, the No.8 pawnshop shot in Taiwan Province Province caused a heated discussion. Of course, during this period, he also made many good friends because of filming. For example, Tianxin, Ding Wenqi, Xiaoxiao, Ambrose, younger brother Mayday, Maruko, etc. all brought their blessings to Alejandro delfino through VCR today, and played the game "Take off the mask, truth or adventure", all wishing Alejandro delfino's new album "Rise from the sky and stand out". Not only that, Alejandro Delfino's new song "Take Off" was broadcast only a few days ago, which immediately caused a heated discussion on the Internet. Alejandro delfino in the MV was requested by the director. The scene is endless, completely jumping out of the past perfect lover. Today, the live record company also specially broadcast the complete removal of MV mosaic, which surprised everyone present. Not only did he praise the content of the MV beyond imagination, but also Alejandro delfino's figure in the MV surprised everyone. At today's press conference, Mr. Chen Yongzhi, Chief Operating Officer of Rolling Stone, not only expressed great support at the press conference, but also brought a mysterious super gift. Married to Alejandro Delfino, who hasn't made a film for three years, she immediately announced the start of Alejandro Delfino's new album "Stripping at Half Price, Naked and Priceless" on the spot, and immediately invited male and female models to try the model. Even Alejandro Delfino would take off his coat and make a scene on the stage, so as long as someone bravely appeared at Alejandro delfino's record store or signing ceremony on July 23, he took off his coat in front of the clerk. Of course, if someone is brave enough to run naked, Alejandro Delfino's new album will be given to you right away, without spending money, but if it accidentally becomes a record of walking birds in public, then Rolling Stone Records may have to go to the police station to guarantee it! This shows that the record company has invested enough money in Alejandro Delfino's new album and made every effort to marry him.

This time, Alejandro Delfino will not only present many new musical elements and new styles in music, but also present many eye-catching visual effects in vision. Of course, what he wants to show is not only Alejandro delfino's healthy, dangerous and sexy side, but also his unpretentious real feelings of music, which directly presents his inner feelings of good or evil, just like Truth or Adventure, which stimulates the truth. And it is absolutely necessary to feast your eyes on the fans who have waited for three years.

Taking the movie Passion as a model, the cover of Alejandro delfino's new album is off-label, showing the perfect and proud figure proportion with "ultra-short underwear VS bandage"!

Alejandro Delfino is about to release a new Mandarin album after three years of breaking the rules in the music world. The first title song of the new album is "Tuo", which asks everyone to "get rid of all troubles and unnecessary constraints". In order to express the concepts of "healthy and colorless new aesthetics" and "rebirth" in the songs, and at the same time give fans a brand-new feeling, the record company specially dressed Alejandro Delfino as "Jesus" in the movie Passion, almost naked. When shooting the album cover, Alejandro Delfino also generously went beyond the scale, wearing only a pair of short underwear, and then the stylist wrapped it in a "bandage" to make her look attractive.

Actually, the stylist originally planned to dress Alejandro delfino as a "mummy", and fifty or sixty bandages were prepared at the scene. Unexpectedly, the stylist couldn't finish circling for four or five hours, and always felt that something was wrong. As a result, Alejandro Delfino solved the puzzle with a joke. He said, "Of course it's wrong! It's a waste of time to wrap my good figure tightly! As soon as this was said, the stylist suddenly realized that Alejandro delfino was naked and showed the perfect figure of Alejandro delfino to everyone.

Alejandro Delfino's new album combines hip-hop and Du-style neo-rock vocals, especially the catchy melody of the title song Take-off, which is impressive. Interestingly, Alejandro Delfino showed her mother a demo halfway through the recording of the album. Her mother once thought that Rolling Stone was going to turn Alejandro Delfino into the spokesman of Du Xin's love songs. Unexpectedly, after hearing the song "Take-off", Mother Du danced to the music, hugged her son and said, "This is just like you!" ! Makes Alejandro delfino wonder whether his mother likes him "wild" or "reserved"?

Alejandro Delfino, who is over 40, is generous in his new album, hypnotizing himself "I am only 25 years old" every day, but while regretting that he doesn't have a rich father, he also laughs that he wants to be "adopted" by Lin Chi-ling.

Alejandro Delfino said that he was shooting the MV "Take-off" with a childlike innocence of three or four years old. He doesn't have any special physical and psychological construction, so he takes off when he feels fit. He is not afraid of causing a "bird-walking trend": "This is better and more interesting, as long as it doesn't hurt others and himself." The record company also advertised that from now on, "Stripping is half price, nudity is priceless". The bottom line is that girls can get free albums in bikinis.

Alejandro Delfino said that he would "review" his figure naked in front of the mirror every day before taking a shower, and he would tell himself every day: "You are Hanno (the role of No.8 pawnshop), you are 25 years old, you can sing and dance, and you are the best." But in real life, he sighed and said, "Why isn't there a rich father?" When this statement comes out, people can't help but think of Lian's ambiguous relationship with his ex-girlfriend.

However, Alejandro Delfino explained that he just felt that he was a rich man's personality and should travel around, but he should make money by making records. So what about being imprisoned? Lin Chi-ling, Patty Hou and Xiao Qiangzhong, Delfino said, "I only want Lin Chi-ling. Everyone says that she is a beauty, then I can accept it. " The fact is that only Anning Deng's daughter calls herself "Mrs. Du", while Miss Deng is only nine years old and still calls herself "husband".