Find some hurtful jokes.

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible.

You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

゛? Zhang Fu reported July 2008-14 22: 22

Is the English spelling of pig PUG?

-No, it's a pig

No, how do I remember it was you?

-You're mistaken. It's me.

-Pig, it's you

Read Wang Shuo's novels. The game of half flame and half sea water is very interesting. The one with the coin in his hand and answering the question.

Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.

Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes.

Until 100000-

Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you? The other party will be very alert and say "no"!

In the history class of the church, the professor is asking students from all over the world: "to be or not to be?" Who is this famous saying from? "

After a long silence, Gutian stood up and said, "William? Shakespeare. "

"Very well, who is called the conscience of Europe?

"romain rolland"

"Either give me freedom or let me die. Who did this famous saying first come from? "

"1775, Butrick? Henry said it. "

"Very well, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"

"1863, Abraham? Lincoln said.

"Exactly, classmate. It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but as a student from a European country, he couldn't answer it. It's a pity. " The professor said with emotion.

"Fuck Japan!" Suddenly someone gave a cry.

"who! Who said that! " The professor's voice trembled with anger.

"1945, President Truman said." Homer stood up.

"What do you think you are doing?" The professor said angrily.

"Madonna said it." ZuoXiMa also stood up.

"This is really disgusting, and it is simply lawless." The professor trembled with anger.

"At 199 1, when Bush met with the Japanese Prime Minister, he said," Arthur said.

The class immediately fell into chaos, and all the students began to talk about it. Some students began to hiss: "Yeah! It' s fucking awesome. "

"Clinton told Lewinsky." The beautiful Elizabeth replied with a straight face.

The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Gutian: "You are soaking shit, and I will kill you if you dare to speak again."

"200 1 year, Gary? Condit told Revy. (Note: White House intern Revy was murdered in Washington on 200 1. His ex-boyfriend, Democrat condit, was arrested as a suspect)

The scholar was speechless with anger. After a while, he strode to the door. At the door, he gave everyone a cold look: "I'll be back."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger said." Cofinder finally joined the conversation.

Gutian wronged a stand hand: "I didn't do anything bad, why?" "

"Leslie Cheung said Camille even answered with a look of worship on her face.

All the students formed a circle, and Charlie was a little dejected and despondent: "Damn it, we are finished."

"Hitler said." Michelle answered at once.

A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."

"In 2002, Arthur? Anderson said it. "

(Note: Arthur? Andersen, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal)

Arthur sighed, "Today will be a meaningful day."

"Bin Laden said it." Homer sighed.

"This is by no means my proudest day." Gutian said with shame.

"British Prime Minister Tony Blair said." I don't know who is answering.

At this moment, the headmaster and the professor came in together. The headmaster was livid and said almost word for word: "You will pay for this!" " "

"Stalin said." The whole class answered in unison.