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A humorous sentence describing a period.

Dysmenorrhea is a thorny problem that many female friends will encounter. My period every month means dysmenorrhea almost every month, which is really miserable. The following are some funny and humorous sentences I shared with you during my period. It can also make you happy during your period.

Funny sentence 1. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

This heart has been eroded by you to fill your shadow, but the part that has not been eroded has filled you with acacia. Guess what?

3. In this world, some people may be better than me, but no one knows you better than me; Maybe someone is more suitable for you than me, but no one loves you more than me; I will always be with you!

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

5. The days with you are romantic even if they are ordinary!

6. Silver waves send sweet thoughts, and the call of the sea stirs up the waves of love in my heart. We walked on the beach these years, hand in hand to the coast of love!

7.let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

Words can't express my love for you, only one sentence? I love you? The mood can't express how much I miss you, only one sentence? I miss you? Feeling can't express your position in my mind, only one sentence? You are the only one for me? .

9. I want to hold you, and the distance is not allowed; Want to accompany you, time does not allow; Want to listen to you, work is not allowed; Want to hold you, the body does not allow; I only miss you from the bottom of my heart, and I wish you happiness and hope to spend Valentine's Day with you!

10. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.

Aunt is here. Say 1. Whenever you are, wherever you are, whatever you do; Please remember: I will always support you and miss you because you are my favorite person!

2. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

7. I really want to warm your eyes with dreams and stop you crying. I really want to hug away all your troubles. I really want to give you happiness with my heart, even if the mountains are high and the water is long and there are many thorns, I am willing. I really don't know what to do without you!

8. I don't know why humans have to get married. ! Why not study together and legally combine?

9. I love the moon, its purity, brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

10. My love for you will remain faithful until the end of the world.

1 1. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

12. The world is so beautiful because of you, life is so full because of you, and life is so meaningful because of you!

13. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

14. If it is true love, don't let go. Without money, you can still make money. Lost feelings can't be found back in my life! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

15. If falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

16. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

17. Love has your vows; There are my thoughts between love and not love; And there is everything between distance and distance.

18. Metamorphosis is always accompanied by heartbreaking pain.

19. The suture of the wound needs the pain of acupuncture.

20. It seems that I am destined to be trapped in the corner by sunshine and its shadow. I can't talk about pain.

Humorous sentences describing dysmenorrhea 1. Once you touch the switch in your heart, the pain will spread involuntarily.

2.? The gorgeous appearance masks the inner pain, and I miss you and stay with you.

The happiness of the past mocked the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

4. naturally resist, suppress the pain and then let everyone down until they give up.

5. Tattooing your lover is destined to be obtained by pain.

6. Don't comfort me if you leave me, because every sewing will meet the pain of puncture.

What you said is as painful as being crushed by a high-speed train on the track.

8. He is a pain killer that I can't stand. I swallowed pills in sleepless nights but gradually became addicted, which suppressed my pain.

9. The pain is twitching my sensitive nerves, and I want to start sleeping.

10. I was moved by him, but I felt a kind of pain; Is it that you won't feel pain as long as your heart doesn't move?

1 1. It suddenly occurred to me that you usually blurt it out when you feel pain? Does it hurt? Or? Does it hurt?

12. Smiling after letting go is only used to cover up painful scars.

13. Are we used to the painful wound? Are we unconscious? Are we used to breaking up? Have we gone far?

14. Smiling after letting go is only used to cover up painful scars.

15. The painful injury makes the past memories, and it would be great if I hadn't met you.

16. Forgive me for being lonely, tangled, painful and fragile.

17. The deadliest and most perfect wound #

18.: Friends who come and go again always have their own trivial helplessness and pain. I really don't care. I don't care.

19. Missing is like blood, which flows into your whole body and finally returns to your heart. With the pain, I haven't missed it for a long time, which made me unprepared.

20. The deepest pain is often hidden under the calm after the noise.

2 1. At the moment of parting, Russia seemed to touch the pain and began to moan.

22. In the lonely days, I lost myself in the long-term pain and fell in the corner where no one cares, leaving my flowing thoughts to shake off the desolation.

23. Sometimes it hurts inadvertently. I think, if I don't care, I don't know the so-called pain, but even if my consciousness is gone, I can't change my heart.

24. Finally, there is a kind of pain instead of heartache.

25. The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain it caused me.

Tears blurred my eyes when I said goodbye. My heart hurts like tears. How much I have given up on you, but I can no longer be your burden. . .

27. The most painful expression turned out to be no emotion. The cruelest pictures can be sweet words.

28. My mother is the woman I love most in my life. We were born in October, when we were pregnant and endured the pain. Thank you for giving me life @

29. It's a deep scar. When it comes to it, there will be infinite pain.

30.take a deep breath. I only know that there is always a face hidden in my bones to protect me///

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