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30 love stories

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1. At first, he didn't mind anything, your past and your bad temper.

Then one day, he began to mind.

He said he didn't mind before, and at that moment, you were moved to hold him in tears.

Who knows, over time, he forgot what he said.

When you can't get it, you can ignore everything.

After getting it, I care a little about everything.

That's the feeling. I hope you don't mind too much.

He has been fired for two weeks and has been looking for a job without telling his wife.

On this day, he came home from work and was about to hide his resume, but he found her breast cancer diagnosis from under the bed.

He's had dinner, dear. Did you enjoy your work today? (exaggerated sentences)

He said, good. What about the results of your physical examination?

She smiled: not bad. Let's eat.

They sat opposite each other in tears.

Outside the window, there are thousands of lights …

-the pleasure of caring for each other, everything becomes eternal in the shuttle of time!

3。 After falling in love for three years, he never gave her a promise. Hinted a few times, but he just smiled and said nothing. This year, on the train home, because her home is just a few stops in front of his, she said, remember to call me when you get to the station, and then went to sleep. A few hours later, he woke her up: here we are. She looked out of the window and saw strange scenery. Don't overdo it. That was his coquetry smile: My mother asked me to take you home.

4。 At the graduation ceremony, he suddenly whispered in her ear, "I love you." She smiled. "Hey, you've been flirting with me for three years. That's enough. " In the past three years, she is really tired of hiding her feelings to deal with the repeated teasing of her secret crush. "I'm serious!" Seeing that she didn't believe him, he said it again solemnly. "When did you not mean it?" He lowered his head: "In fact, it is true every time.

5。 She's getting married, and her ex-boyfriend invited her. At the wedding, everyone played a game to recognize the groom. The bride blindfolded and went to the groom. The groom looked at his ex-boyfriend proudly, but his ex-boyfriend looked away faintly. When the groom wanted to go up and hug the bride, she walked up to her ex-boyfriend and took off her blindfold. The ex-boyfriend took out a bottle of perfume from his suit and said, "This is your favorite smell. I always carry it.

6。 He decided to propose to his girlfriend, but he hesitated whether to buy a wedding ring. As a result of thinking, he bought a diamond ring that he had already taken a fancy to, and then chose a necklace of 1 to string the diamond rings together. He proposed to his girlfriend. After she promised in tears, he put this ring around her neck and hugged her hard. But since she lost a pair of arms in the accident, she can't even respond to him with such a simple hug.

7。 There is a little girl who walks to school every day. One day, it rained heavily soon after going out. Lightning cuts the sky like a sword. The little girl's mother quickly drove to school to find her daughter. She saw her daughter walking alone in the street and found that every time she was struck by lightning, she stopped and looked up and smiled. After watching it for a long time, the mother finally stopped the child and asked, What are you doing? She said: God just took my picture, so I want to laugh! (Please eat)

8。 "What is the most selfish thing you have ever said in your life?" She asked him who meditated. He is a boy who loves to meditate. This is why she fell in love with him and why she hated him. When he meditates, he often ignores her existence. "The most selfish sentence?" He stopped thinking, turned to look at her and said without thinking, "You are mine."

9。 He has loved her for a long time, and she has everything an English girl should have. Quiet and elegant. On Valentine's Day, he finally got up the courage to tell her, and she blinked. Written on the palm of his hand. Wall, eyes, knees. Then walk away quickly. When he came back, he searched all the code books, but there was no answer. I caught a glimpse of the English dictionary by accident, so I opened it. Wall. Wall. Eyes, eyes knees, knees. Chinese pronunciation. I love you.

10。 He prayed silently in his heart, can he let me be an innocent child forever? So maybe there will be no worries and sadness. If you don't know the perfection and joy of feelings, you won't pay attention to the fear of disappearing and losing wings. -"Hey, Nobita! Why do you always let me use the time machine to rewind every day in the past? " He looked aggrieved: because they all said that I had grown up, you would never hold my hand again.

1 1, maternal love-her son came back from school holiday and fell asleep in bed. She sneaked into the room, opened her son's wallet and saw a picture of a girl. Sighed, quietly stuffed a few hundred dollars.

Fatherly love-my son came back from school holiday and fell asleep in bed. He sneaked into the room, opened his son's wallet and saw a picture of a girl. After sighing, I slipped a condom.

12, there was a little monkey, whose stomach was cut by a branch and he bled a lot.

When he saw a monkey brother and sister, he opened the wound and said, Look at my wound, it hurts.

Every monkey who saw its wound comforted it, sympathized with it, told it different treatments, and it continued to show its wounds to its brothers and sisters.

Keep listening, and then I'm infected to death.

An old monkey said it died of self-mutilation. (dreaming of eggs)

Pain, say it again and review it again.

-if you can't find the right person, it is very likely that you can't change yourself.

13, the clumsy piano sound of crying came from the window, and the neighbor sighed: Ma Qi forced the child to practice the piano again.

This scene has not changed for many years, until the doctor told me that Qi hurt the nerve of his left hand, and the sour piano sound finally stopped.

Ten years later, Qi, as the most talented painter, held an exhibition of paintings, and a wealthy businessman was willing to pay a high price for a picture of Dreams and Lies.

Qi shook his head and said, this is a gift for the doctor. He broke my mother's dream with a lie and made mine come true!

-white lies should be told with your heart.

14, she loved him for four years and collected everything from him.

I like the way he bows his head. I get angry when I see him with other girls, and I have written countless love letters.

It's just that he doesn't know all this.

Several years later, he and she were no longer in the same city, but she received his wedding gift, an earring that she accidentally left behind.

Letter: I spent my youth in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.

Sometimes, feelings are always ironic. Can stand the wind and rain, but can't stand the ordinary; Through thick and thin, it's sunny.

15, he grew up with his father. He often asks: Why not find him a stepmother?

Father always smiles and says: I only love my mother in this life!

Later, when he grew up and got married, his father said he was getting married. He slapped the girl angrily and called his father a liar.

Since then, my father has never mentioned this matter again.

Many years later, when his father died, he found a photo of himself as a baby while sorting out his relics. On the back is vicissitudes of life: the son of a comrade-in-arms should be like our son!

It's easy to hurt others and say "I'm sorry". However, after being hurt, it's hard to say "I'm fine".

16。 He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed the next day. But in after the car accident, the husband lost his memory, and the wife took care of the husband who lost his memory. He said, thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband for a walk, and he suddenly asked him to wait. The wife was startled. The husband said shyly, "Well … although we just met yesterday, please live with me." Love at first sight is fate, and I will remember it when we meet again.

17。 At the same table, she often secretly folds paper stars in class, saying that they are for the people she loves. Ah, it turns out that she is seeing someone, and he can't help but feel lost. On graduation day, she gave him an exquisite puppet sewn by herself. He wanted to tell her that he would rather receive her paper stars. Many years later, his children skinned and tore open the worn-out puppet. He grabbed it nervously and the paper star fell off. He was shocked and tears fell from his eyes.

18。 They love each other, but they always quarrel about trifles. After a quarrel, girls say that quarreling is the easiest way to expose shortcomings, so every time we quarrel, we will write out the shortcomings that we can't stand each other and put them in a bottle, and exchange them after one year. Because of the bottle, they gradually reduced their quarrels, and the bottle was not mentioned. Then she came across a bottle he had treasured for many years, which contained notes. Every time I open it, I love you.

19。 She fell in love with him that year. She is an elegant and beautiful girl, while he is a lazy boy with nothing. My brothers and sisters are not optimistic about them, and my parents also say that she is gambling with her pleasure. After contact, he worked as hard as a different person. A few years later, he had his own career and charm. She asked him how he suddenly became like a different person. He replied: you bet on the happiness of life. How can I let you lose?

20。 If your recent visitor finally shows up with a name that you can't get over for a long time. Don't be too happy. He may be holding a new lover in his left hand and pointing to your photo with his right hand and saying, Look, this is the fool who can't let me go.

2 1, girls of love age.

There are always two schools: one says that it is pleasant to love each other more; The other school says that it is pleasant for the other party to love me more.

Maybe, we are all wrong. The form and weight of love have never been set in our hearts.

What kind of love will you have when you meet a boy?

Some people are nice to you because you are nice to him, while others are nice to you because they understand your kindness.

22. Before the child was born, God said goodbye to the leaving child.

The child is always crying: I am afraid that I will become so small and helpless.

God comforted him: Don't worry, son, I have arranged an angel on earth just to protect you, take care of you and love you.

The child stopped crying. What's the name of an angel?

God smiled and said: the name is not important, you can simply call her-mom.

Nothing is more important than maternal love in life.

23. When feelings begin, the end of the world is close at hand;

When the relationship ends, it turns the distance into the end of the world.

I used to think that feelings are the whole of life;

One day, however, I found that it was just the most wasteful part of my time.

I used to think that if I fell in love, I wouldn't be lonely.

However, one day I found that loneliness still fell in love with me.

I thought I could get away with falling in love with you.

However, one day, I found myself covered in scars.

No matter how immortal feelings are, they will be covered by the ashes of life. Who do you think you are? Why are you different?

24. Every memory has a password.

As long as the time, place and character combination are correct, no matter how long it is dusty, that person's scene will be picked up again in oblivion.

You might say, "Isn't it all over?"

In fact, the past is only a moment, and you still can't escape. I will laugh and feel sad when I think about it. That fate is called "powerlessness".

-even if this sense of powerlessness exists. But you know, even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.

If one day you say you love me, I will tell you that I am waiting for you.

If one day, you leave me, I won't keep you, I know you have your reasons.

If one day, we pass by, I will stop and stare at your distant back and tell myself that I once loved that person.

You need me. I am here. You don't need me. I fuck off. I am not humble, but I firmly believe that this is the value of my existence.

I once drifted across your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

26. Everyone's first love is mostly pure. After crossing the first love, feelings gave birth to many gestures.

People become romantic and fall in love at first sight;

Some people are indifferent and will never come up with the second person they really love;

Not everyone is suitable for a lifetime with you.

Some people are used to grow up;

Some people are used to living together;

Some people will be remembered for life.

Any unknown emotion, as long as it exists, is reasonable.

27. Don't be so headstrong when we grow up. Learn to be sensible, and parents are always worried if they are not good;

When we grow up, don't keep everything in mind. If there is anything really sad, tell your brothers and sisters;

When we grow up, we should learn and understand caring people. It is not good to ask others to do everything;

Really, when you grow up, stop being willful.

You know, one day we will take all the responsibilities.

We are all like a clown, playing with five balls.

Five balls are your work, health, family, siblings and soul.

Only one of these five balls is made of rubber, which will rebound when it falls, and that is work.

The other four balls are all made of glass. If they fall to the ground, they will break.

-Good health, harmonious family, sincere brothers and sisters, and clean soul.

29. If feelings hurt the most, either she doesn't love you or you don't love him.

It is clearly in love, she can't love you, or you can't love him.

Look, but can't hug; Thinking, but can't have it.

Walking, but unable to synchronize; Said, but dare not look at each other.

Even if you have exhausted your life's strength and overdrawn your life's luck, you will never be able to get close!

I have to face forgetting every day.

-Why did Cupid's arrow hit the heart? It's to remind us that true love sometimes hurts.

30. People are simple when they are young and complicated when they grow up;

Simple when you are poor, complicated when you are rich;

Simple when down and out, complicated when in power;

Gentleman is simple, villain is complex;

Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way.

The world is actually very simple, but people's hearts are very complicated.

There are three people who are my brothers and sisters: those who love me, those who hate me and those who are indifferent to me. Those who love me teach me gentleness; People who hate me teach me to be cautious; People who are indifferent to me teach me to stand on my own two feet.