Who has ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes about Chinese characters?

Niu: Alas! Humans always make fun of our cows.

M: What's the matter?

Niu: You see, many of their bad words are directed at us.

M: Which ones?

Niu: What is casting pearls before swine? Awesome and boring. ...

M: What's the matter? Don't take it personally!

Bull: No way! Do you believe I'm going to knock him down two or three now?

M: Don't brag!

Bull: ...

Two people are fighting a curse-

A: You are a cat in the 12 zodiac!

I am a cat, idiot! 12 Are there any cats in the zodiac?

A: Yes, so you might as well be a pig and a dog!

B: ...

In an anti-vice operation, a man and a woman were arrested. They confessed that the man's code name was ladybug and the woman's code name was fly. The police asked them why they called it that. They explained this honestly: flies-prostitution, ladybugs-whoring insects!

At work in the afternoon, a middle-aged man pushed the door and made a phone call, muttering, "Oh, ask me where I am, I ~ ~ ~"

He looked up and looked around. "I'm in the office. Please push the door if you need anything." Gosh! This guy's last sentence was so common that I almost didn't spit out the water I drank into my mouth.