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Brief introduction of Axis Powers Hetalia

North/Italy/Big/Profit

Feliciano Vargas (フェリシァーノ? 9? 9ヴァルガス)

20 years old 172cm

Birthday: 3. 17

Official language: Italian

Capital: Romania/Malaysia

National flower: daisy

"pasta ~"

Originally the protagonist, the grandson of the Roman Empire, once the overlord of the Mediterranean, now he has become a waste.

A guy with developed art and food cells but extremely weak combat effectiveness.

Super offline, sunny, but a little crying, fooling around, very clingy.

I like girls, pasta, pizza and siesta, and mass-produce white flags.

It is a normal physiological phenomenon to make "white" sounds frequently.

Good at drawing, making snacks, singing and fashion design. Internet nickname: Italy is dull

South/Italy/Big/Profit

Lovino Vargas (ロヴィーノ? 9? 9 ヴァルガス) 22 ~ 23 years old 172cm

Birthday: 3. 17

Official language: Italian

Capital: Romania/Malaysia

National flower: daisy

"Stay away from my brother, potato bastard!"

The grandson of the Roman Empire, the twin brother of northern Italy/Italy/Italy, that is, the first two Sicilian kingdoms.

Influenced by Spanish character, diet and culture, I like tomatoes and pasta.

Irritable, swearing, straightforward, and a little crying. Women talk more and men talk less.

Because of the mafia, his personality is awkward. He hates France/China and Germany/China, and he is dissatisfied with the way his brother treats Germany/China.

Good at farming, cooking, hitting on women and taking a nap. Network nickname: Fenfen

German/China

Ludwig (ルートヴィッヒ) is 20 years old, 180cm.

Birthday: 10.03 Germany

Official language: German

Capital: cypress/forest

National flower: cornflower

"What happened to you? Be serious! "

A big European country known as the knight country, this is the male number two. Once something happens, you will blindly believe the contents of the instructions or guides, and tragedy will happen.

Love clean, recycling resources is also done very seriously, and excessive obsession with machinery led him to do the embarrassing thing of finding toilets with GPS.

I have three dogs, each of which is inexplicably strong. He complained a lot about Italy/greatness/benefits, but he still took care of him in modern times. I respect Romania/Malaysia/the emperor/this country.

When I was a child, I was called the Holy Roman Empire (German King Otto I was crowned emperor by the Pope in Rome, and the Holy Roman Empire began). Network nickname: sergeant, potato.

Japanese/Japanese

Honda Kiku's age is unknown, 165cm.

Birthday: 2. 1 1

Official language: Japanese

Capital: East/Beijing

National flowers: cherry blossoms and chrysanthemums.

"Strictly observe the custom of Yamato men, proceed with caution, proceed with caution. In fact, the final answer is all' no'. "

Belongs to the elder, the second-in-command of the former sub-clan, who was originally male number three.

He is an otaku who seldom leaves home and knows a little about the world. Diligent and handy. In addition, there is a tendency to follow the crowd. Fan Nv, who agrees with America politically, has the pseudo-CP Association of Jones X House Chrysanthemum. It said, "Where is Jones? Oh, he went to find chrysanthemum. " This kind of cold joke is understood by special races.

In addition, I have filmed many classic stories that make people sweat: I can't make a submarine, but I have made a submarine model, and the final form is a huge robot, which is endorsed by the popular seiyuu.

Appreciating the flowers and the moon, and thinking about the four seasons is his favorite, and elegance is beauty.

He is extremely serious, cautious and pragmatic, but nothing that seems normal to him is normal.

I like to write poems, and recently drew a fan history. Network nicknames: Chrysanthemum, Chrysanthemum, Xiao Ju.

England/China

Arthur Kirkland (ァーサー? 9? 9カークランド)23 years old 175cm

Birthday: unknown

Official language: English

Capitals: Lun/Dun

National flower: rose [People always confuse rose, rose and rose. Although they belong to the same family and are not exactly the same, people seem to prefer the word rose, so they are collectively called roses. In Britain and many European countries, rose is designated as the national flower]

"This is learned, not learned, idiot."

He used to be a pirate, and later became a country of gentlemen, and was once the guardian of Canada/Canada/Japan and the United States. Two eyebrows are as thick as eyes, representing the gentlemanly manners of England/China.

Character cool thin, hate to lose. A little stubborn and strong.

Although most people give people a cold first impression, they are familiar with it but find that they have no reservations about their friends.

Born inarticulate, the heart is not bad.

I have a good relationship with goblins or ghosts, and I have tried magic or summoning, but I have always been described as an illusion by the United States/China.

The wine is extremely poor. If you are drunk, you will do something that seriously damages your image, such as black tea or embroidery.

He also painted portraits of the Axis countries, which appeared from time to time at every meeting of the Allies.

His cooking is poor and he has no taste. Even so, he still loves cooking. Internet nickname: eyebrows

USA/China

Alfred Jones (ァルフレッド? 9? 9F? 9? 9ジョーンズ) 19 years old 177cm

Birthday: 7.04

Official language: English

Capitals: Hua/Sheng/Dun

National flower: rose

"I am a hero who saves the world, and any objection will not be recognized!"

Cheerful and energetic young people with a strong sense of justice are absolute self-heroes, claiming to save the world. Because I am young and energetic, I have a bad habit of rampaging regardless of my surrounding feelings, so I have no friends except England/China and Japan/Japan. Obviously, a boss is friends with aliens, or an incredible country will be invaded by UFOs, but there are no unicorns or goblins in Britain/China. I love making movies, and the theme is "Our hero saves the world again!" But I am always criticized, so I just don't want to show it to Britain/China. Watching horror movies at night is always scary. The bland taste is inherited from Britain and America, and I like dim sum with strange colors, especially McDonald's. Because I have a belly, I have been inventing some mysterious weight loss tools recently. His silly hair represents the south/tower/base/special/island, and his flat glasses represent Germany/state. Network nicknames: Hero, ERO, Blue Road, Kentucky, USA.

French/China

Francis Bonnafil (フランシス? 9? 9ボヌフォワ) 25 years old 175cm

Birthday: 7. 14

Official language: French

Capital: Pakistan/Lebanon

National flower: iris.

"Hello, my brother is radiant today ~" "Brother, I object to the opinions of the United States and Britain ~"

Once the largest country in Europe/Europe, but since Napoleon/Aaron/died, he is no longer good at fighting, and cooking and brewing are more suitable for him.

Young people full of narcissism and love are often narcissistic about their own language and any field involving art, and like streaking. There are often news such as "a man dressed as a rooster (the national bird of France) streaking in the street" in China. He is the first chef in Europe/Europe. He calls himself a gourmet and loves red wine. He likes all beautiful things, whether men or women or even non-human. As long as they are beautiful, he often dallies with other countries. Taking Britain/China as old rivals, they quarrel as soon as they meet, but they also recognize each other's strength.

The beard represents the Tarn Valley. Internet nicknames: Uncle Fa, Bad Sith, Uncle F.

Russia/Romania/Sri Lanka

Ivan Braginsky (ィヴァン? 9? 9ブラギンスキ) Age unknown 182cm.

Birthday: 12.30

Official language: Russian

Capital: Mo/Si/Ke

National flower: sunflower

"I want to see them crying and begging me ......................................................................................................................................................................

In the cold north, vodka is indispensable for everything, and a young man who can bring great oppression without saying a word. Is the tallest person in APH's appearance. Although I don't like winter, every fight will bring him benefits. At first glance, you will think that he is open-minded and cheerful, with the innocence of a rural youth. I have a bad taste. I can eat food mixed with soil together and want to grow sunflowers all over the world. As for the water pipe you carry with you, it is because of an old joke that laughs at Russians: "If you plug it underground, there will be water!" " Magic effect, so special protection of water pipes. Last time he pulled/pulled/pulled/pulled/pulled/pulled/pulled the hose badly. Because my childhood was abducted by Mongolia, my psychology was very distorted. He likes to watch others cry and beg him, but he is helpless to his sister and has a bad relationship with her. KORUKORU often laughs, which means "throw you into the studio/corpse/agriculture/village" in Russian. Moreover, the tsar whose childhood was miserable was Ivan, and the typhoon that swept across the United States was Ivan. Therefore, Ivan is a seriously ill girl. Network nickname: Shuiguan, Lucia (Russian/Romanian/Russian Japanese Chinese transliteration),1w.

China/China

Wang Yao's age is 4000 years old (set by the gods), 169 cm.

Birthday: 10.438+0

Official language: Chinese

Capital: North/Beijing

National flower: peony

"No problem, we have the advantage of numbers." "Today's United Nations is also very peaceful, Aru ~" "Ah!"

Sub-clan patriarch, the oldest country in existence, has a scar on his back, which was cut by Japan. Although he has a baby face, he is actually an old man, or should I say a fairy or something. Capable, good at calculating gains and losses, and often outspoken. Superstition has always believed in gods since ancient times. In addition, it may be because it has a wide variety of diets, and the cuisines in different regions have their own characteristics and tastes are extremely picky. Will use strange Japanese symbols on the packaging of popular candy cookies without authorization. All over the world, they have their own villas and family members (all on desert islands), often carrying GITTY, which is said to be a fake product of HELLO KITTY made in Japan/Japan, and is characterized by drawing an evil smile on KITTY who has no mouth. . . . . There is a panda named Gungun as a pet. I have no immunity to all lovely things, and I have a headache tortured by my brothers and sisters. Good at painting. Besides, the boss is a dragon.

There are many dead hairs in the ponytail, which respectively represent Liao/East/Half/Island, Mountain/East/Half/Island, Joan/State/Half/Island. Internet nickname: Nini (にぃさんにーに), Yao Jun, ancestor/monarch.

West/class/teeth

Antonio fernandez Carido (ァントーニョ? 9? 9ヘルナンデス? 9? 9カリエド)

Birthday: 2. 12

Official language: Spanish

Capital: Ma/De/Li

National flower: carnation

"tomatoes! Tomatoes! "

This used to be a warm country, where the sun never set. Sunny, enthusiastic, big, a little (actually quite) slow. He smells of the country. Never stop until you touch something sweet. It is easy to be incited by the surrounding environment. Many places are casual, but you will burn enthusiasm for what you think you can't give in. Spoil rovino to shame. Besides, this man is a hopeless tomato control. And Britain did not do well, so it became very poor. Network nickname: kinship (meaning leader and big brother)

Austria/Land/Profit

Roderick edelstein (ローデリヒ? 9? 9エーデルシュタイン)

Birthday: 10.26

Official language: German

Capital: Wei/Ye/Na

National flower: edelweiss

"You big fool, sir."

The young master who likes music and cakes looks rich, but he is actually quite frugal. Steady and calm, maybe a little too self-paced, a little behind the times. It's the type that puts hobbies before work. Glasses represent what belongs to Austria/the earth/the interests in music. It's mediocre to take it off. One hair that stands up is Maria Zell, which occasionally deforms. Regardless of his character, he is a young master. He is not very expressive and is used to expressing his feelings with music. He is good at making snacks but often blows up the kitchen, and he is also a super road idiot. Although I stand at the peak of the holy Roman Empire, covered with thorns, I become wonderfully natural and graceful as I get older. I've been married so many times that I get into trouble everywhere. I was either driven away or violated. In short, I am a busy person. Network nicknames: noble, young master

Hungary/teeth/welfare

Elizabeth Hedwari (Elizabeth Hedwari of ェリザベータ? 9? 9ヘーデルヴァーリ)

Birthday: 6.8

Official language: Hungarian

Capital: Bader/Ta/Pei/Sri Lanka

National flower: geranium

"Give me back the important things!"

Contrary to her sweet and lovely appearance, she is a brave former riding girl. Although she is a charming big sister, she can be saved by calling her, but she will die miserably if she opposes her. Usually dignified and virtuous, but sometimes it shows something that should not appear. He is recognized as the most manly man in the family, and now he does many things with Austria/Germany/Italy. Be at odds with Pu/Lu/Shi. I like Austria/land/profit, and I will wave a pot to protect it when necessary. Because China is the birthplace of bad movies, she is a rotten girl, and often takes candid photos with a DV camera. The relationship with Luo/Ma/Ni/Ya is so bad that all dogs are named after Luo/Ma/Ni/Ya/Ren. And I have a hobby of dressing up one-sided beans as fake mothers. The little geranium in the hair represents Lake Balaton. Network nicknames: 80 1 sister, Gui sister, Isa sister.