"War girl", the first bastard emperor in ancient history who was bored and spoiled officials.

Every time the feudal dynasty of China was on the verge of national subjugation, there were always one or two emperors who were particularly bloody. They made great efforts to subjugate their country, created some tricks that only foreigners could think of, and threw their ancestors into their own country. Most of these emperors were a contradictory mixture of high IQ and low quality. They are talented and are also masters of Chinese painting or poetry. I am a postdoctoral fellow in my hobby, but my main business-governing the country is just a primary school student. For example, Gao Wei, the ruler of the late Northern Qi Dynasty, which I want to mention today, is the most typical example. Throughout the Northern and Southern Dynasties, Gao Wei was a rare "master of performing arts", musician and dancer. He has the Monkey King's eyes. His judgment of horses is more accurate than Bole's. Unfortunately, among the five illegitimate female emperors in the Northern Qi Dynasty, he was the worst in governing the country. Self-destruction of the Great Wall, lewd mistakes, chicken out. He will do it as long as it can make this country perish quickly. Gao Wei is the only genius who can learn from himself after failure.

Compared with other stuttering kings, the shortcoming of high talent is entirely because of stuttering. In logical language, they are: they feel inferior because of stuttering; Inferiority leads to autism; Abnormal conditions caused by autism; The country was thrown into chaos by perverts. Since then, most emperors in Gao Yang have inherited his tyrannical character, especially Gao Wei's father Gao Zhan. Gao Zhan is bloodthirsty by nature. Once, he stabbed a knife into the chest of his nephew Wang Leling for a hundred years, and then kicked him into the pool. "The water in the pool is red." When burying the body, I was worried that my nephew would not die, so I came to the scene to supervise. When Gao Zhan was 27 years old, a comet appeared in the sky. Historians call it "a new image outside the old cloth, when there is a new owner", which means that a new emperor will be born this year. When Gao Zhan thought of this, he could almost kill those relatives who robbed the throne. In order to "respond to heaven", he passed the throne to his eldest son, Gao Wei, and became the "emperor" himself.

Gao Wei's stuttering is well known. The emperor has to deal with ministers almost every day, and his tongue is indispensable when dealing with them. Imagine, in the high golden hall, in front of a group of officials who drool more than the Yellow River, it is a shame to say "if you have books, come and play". Unexpectedly, he has a son who is 0/000 times higher than Gao Qiang/KLOC. Gao Yan is Gao Zhan's third son. He is smart and brave, and he was born magnificent. Gao Wei is a weakness, but he is a strength. When he was only twelve years old, he read the throne for his father. His eyes were full of life and vigor, and the ministers were very afraid. This may be the result of being too strong and often training people. Gao Yan has a throat disease. During the treatment, she needs a steel needle to pierce her throat. Gao Yan let the doctor stab him without blinking an eye. He is more energetic than Master Guan. Gao Yan was dissatisfied with his weak brother occupying the throne of the prince, so he said to his father, "How can my brother be the boss of the prince?" Gao Zhan loved his youngest son very much and tried several times to abolish Gao Wei, but he died suddenly before he could do this.

Born disabled, his father's dissatisfaction and his brother's contempt have caused great mental pressure to Gao Wei. At first, he was "young and excellent, but in the long run, he learned to write prose". He is a good boy who makes progress in his studies. If he was born in a scholar's family, he can grow into a good man even if he is disabled. But he was born in the royal family, and his parents' bloody demonstrations gave him a preliminary understanding of the cruelty of social Darwinism. A thin wolf lived beside the evil wolf for a long time. Over time, it either evolved into an equally fierce wolf or degenerated into a sheep in wolf skin. Unfortunately, Gao Wei is the latter, and his sense of inferiority grew up in such an environment. Shortly after Gao Zhan's death, confident Gao Yan declared war on Gao Wei, who felt inferior. The reason is that courtiers and scholars are black and Gao Wei has no courage to treat his brother. Gao Yan and his 3000 scouts killed them in the palace and took his brother's job. Gao Wei was so frightened that he cried and said goodbye to his mother in advance. Fortunately, Minister Hu arrived in time and told Gao Wei that these dolls were a blind investment. As soon as your majesty appeared, those people were scared back. Gao Wei stammered for a long time, but still did as grandpa said. Sure enough, as soon as he appeared, Gao Yanyan's child soldiers dispersed and ran faster than when he came, leaving only Gao Yanyan's child standing in situ at a loss. At this time, they came out to help Hu and Mud, which temporarily relieved the brothers. But Gao Wei, who was shot, is still looking for a chance to kill his younger brother, otherwise he will feel inferior when he sees his younger brother in the future.

After Gao Yan robbed him of his job, Gao Wei's inferiority complex became more serious. Specifically, he practiced snail skills in the palace all day and rarely met with ministers. Even if the minister reported to him, he didn't dare to look up at them, as if an invisible hand was pressing his head every time. Whenever he hears the minister's long speech, he will stutter and remind them: speak fast and fart fast. As for the discussion between you and me, it is even more hopeless. Gradually, important issues in government affairs were put aside.

But after a long time, Gao Wei will naturally find other things to entertain himself, regardless of state affairs. Everyone knows when watching TV that when a stutterer can't speak for a long time, someone will always suggest him to sing. Gao Wei is like this. Although his pronunciation is not fast, he is still good at singing. One day, he had a sudden inspiration and wrote a song "No Sadness". In order to gain recognition from others and encourage his long-standing inferiority complex, he held a grand solo concert in his palace. On the day of the performance, he invited many eunuchs and maids to watch it for free. Sitting in the center of the performance venue, he played his beloved pipa and gave his heart. In order to create an atmosphere, he also invited one hundred people to dance with him. Since then, his song No Sadness has been very popular. He is a well-known person who is unanimously called "carefree".

After being addicted to singers, Gao Wei wants to experience the taste of beggars. He built a slum as broken as possible in the palace, and then turned himself into a beggar, begging from door to door, using the economic formula of "broken shoes and hats". After playing for a while, he was tired again, so he expanded the playground in the palace, built large and small cities, and let the soldiers imitate the Qiang soldiers to attack the city. He stood on the city head with a real bow and arrow and shot these so-called "Qiang soldiers". Generally speaking, a bad king always likes to build his happiness on other people's lives, and so does Gao Wei.

After all, a person's wisdom is limited. Before long, Gao Wei racked his brains and didn't know how to entertain himself. At this time, his younger brother Nanyang Aric was reported. The thing is this: one day, Gao Chuo was walking in the street when he suddenly saw a woman holding a baby. As soon as the boy turned his head, he snatched the child from the woman's arms and threw it on the ground to feed the dog. Mothers and children are interrelated, and the tragic death of children makes women cry. Gao Chao suddenly got angry and the dog bit him. But once the dog ate enough of the child and was too lazy to bite, so he smeared the child's blood on the woman. All the dogs jumped up and killed the woman on the spot.

Gao Wei's behavior seems absurd, but it is not difficult to understand. According to Carnegie's theory of human weakness, it is human nature and weakness to win the attention and attention of others. Even if ordinary people do this, Gao Wei is inevitable as an emperor. In front of the court and officials, his inferiority made him unable and afraid to attract others' attention, so he could only enjoy his imperial life in the palace in Xiaotian. This is not so much self-entertainment as self-isolation. Because the Forbidden City is basically an isolated place, outsiders and people can't get in, so the emperor, a unique and special species in the world, can be imprisoned. Gao Wei completely locked himself in the palace, looking very lively, but basically he was playing house by himself. Under the influence of such environment, Gao Wei's transformation is understandable. The most outrageous thing is that one day he had a whim and gave his dog, horse, eagle and cockscomb the titles of owner, county magistrate and government. In his view, the minister of military and political affairs of the Qing Dynasty was not as obedient and bullied as his pet. Gao Wei can be said to be a poor man, looking for self-esteem in animals and begging for mercy.

The aforementioned Hu was the pillar of Beiqi at that time. Since his father Hu Jinlin, he has conquered the world for the Gaos. Hu is a famous singer. After Gao Wei's grandfather Gao Huan was defeated in the Imperial Pen War, Husang wrote a song in Xianbei language: "Chibichuan, under the Tianshan Mountains, the sky is like a hole and the ground is like a cover." The sky is gray and desolate. When the wind blows, you can see cattle and sheep. I guess the old man has a good voice. Many soldiers burst into tears and the morale of the army was greatly improved. Gao Huan was safely withdrawn to China. Hu Guang is no less loyal to Gaos thought than his father. He fought in the battlefield all his life and defeated the northern Zhou army many times. His honor belongs to his daughter. He married Xiao Zhao and became a concubine for 100 years. He died of hunger strike after being killed 100 years. But when he betrayed him, Hu remained loyal to his country and supported Gao Wei.

It's a pity that Gao Wei's inferiority always makes people shudder at the thought that he is as high as Yao Ming. The hostile Northern Zhou Dynasty realized this situation, secretly spread rumors and provoked rebellion in the capital. Gao Wei hides in the deep palace all day to amuse himself. Of course, he couldn't hear, but two of his men, Mutipa and Zushen, did. The two hated Hu's ingratiation, so they enjoyed it, turned rumors into facts and incited Gao Wei to kill him with conclusive evidence. Although Gao Wei accidentally killed the chicken, he was still afraid of being killed by Hu, not being killed. Hearing this, Zu Shen felt very unhappy. He immediately thought of an idea: "Give Hu Luguang a horse and say that he will come tomorrow to thank you for going to Dongshan." Hu was open-minded and unprepared for the emperor, and immediately entered the palace after receiving the order. Gao Wei's killing place was chosen in Liangfengtang. As soon as Hu Luguang entered the door, he was attacked in the back of the head by a guard ambushed by Liu. Hu Guang stood up straight and said loudly that he would never do anything to the country and the emperor until his death, but he didn't resist. Liu and three others immediately found a huge bow and tied it around Hu's neck. A generation of athletes died like this. Every time I see this place, I can't help admiring it. Hu Guang has realized the foolish loyalty of the legendary "If you want me to die, I will die". Emperor Yuwen Yong of the Northern Zhou Dynasty heard the news and danced with joy, ordering an amnesty for the whole world.

Based on the principle of broken pots and broken falls, Gao Wei simply did nothing and continued to do nothing, and soon "knocked down" another pillar-the warrior Lan Ling. The warrior Lan Ling, named Gao Changgong, is the son of Gao Wei's uncle Gao Cheng. He is one of the famous handsome guys in China, which means he is too feminine and a little neutral, and he can join a good man without makeup. However, the battlefield is a place where evil spirits are needed. A woman's face is not enough for others to regard it as a joke. So every battle, Lanling soldiers put on iron masks to intimidate the enemy. Gao Wei was moved by his battlefield story and asked with concern: "If you fight, you have to go deep behind enemy lines, and it's too late to regret when you encounter danger." Hero Lan is honest and outspoken, saying, "We broke in unconsciously."

This was originally to show his loyalty, but Gao Wei, a mental patient, was obsessed with the word "housework". He always felt that this handsome boy forgot the origin of the monarch and his subjects and didn't regard himself as an emperor at all. Samurai Lanling also felt that the emperor was jealous of himself. He just got sick, didn't take medicine and died at home. As a result, self-abuse failed, and he was hugged by the left and the right, but he did not die. Seeing him working so hard, Gao Wei decided to "help" him. Wuping four years, sent people to send drugs, Lanling soldiers died in tears.

In Gao Wei's view, the dead Hu Luguang and the warrior Lan Ling are just two fictional enemies. They may usurp power, but they have no real resistance. If there is anything wrong with these two people, it is that they are too close to Gao Wei. The little emperor felt extremely inferior and insecure in front of the minister. These two men are so strong that they hang around in front of their eyes all day. Gao Wei didn't expect to be nervous. In contrast, although Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty was more dangerous, Gao Wei, who lived in the palace far from the Yellow River, had never seen it, and his fear of Hu Luguang was not so intuitive. Therefore, in order to have a good sleep and get comfort from inferiority, Gao Wei does not hesitate to eliminate people who are better than himself. It's like Napoleon looking for a stool when he wants to take a book from a high shelf. A tall general said, "Let me help you with it, because I am taller than you." As a result, Napoleon cut off his head with a knife and said, "Look who is taller now."