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Cao Cao and Liu Bei were talking about heroes over wine. There were dark clouds outside, thunder and lightning, and wind and rain. The two had a few drinks, and Liu Bei suddenly farted loudly, which was very embarrassing.

Liu Bei was in distress when he heard Guan Yu say calmly behind him: "Don't be surprised, everyone, the farts come from the rain (rain)!"

As soon as Guan Yu finished speaking, Zhao Yunqiao stood beside him. He took a step forward and said: "Don't be surprised, everyone, farts come from the clouds!"

Just as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei with a loud voice shouted: "Farts come from flying!"

Everyone burst out laughing. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao did not laugh, he felt deeply about this matter. After sending Liu Bei and others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw that their master had made a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for their mistakes. They are really loyal. If it is your turn, we can handle this matter." Are you there?"

Everyone was angry and said in unison: "Prime Minister, isn't it just a bullshit? Just look at it next time."

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates would react. After holding it in for a long time, I finally managed to force myself out. Everyone had been waiting for a long time. When they heard the sound of "gu", General Xu Chu was impatient and quickly shouted: "The fart was made by Chu (pig)!"

Wang Lang, the servant, followed and said: " The fart was made by a wolf!"

Gou An said: This is a dog fart

Cai Mao said: This is a cat fart

Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to grab him.

Niu Jin said: "This is a gold fart!"

Xun Yu said: "This is a Yu (jade) fart!"

Cao Hong said: " The fart is red!"

Gao Lan said: "The fart is blue!"

Jiang Gan said: "The fart is dry!"

Master Sima said: "The fart is from the master (wet)!"

Xia Houyuan said: "The fart is from the yuan (round)!"

Cao Fang said: " The fart is square!"

Cao Cao's face turned pale and he was about to get angry, when counselor Guo Jia shouted: "Nothing is right, everything is wrong!"

It's true! He is my number one strategist. Cao Cao thought secretly. Listen to him first.

Just listen to Guo Jiada: "This is a fake fart!"

Cao Zhen said again: "This is a real fart!"

Cao Cao was angry I almost passed out, completely disappointed, I didn’t want there to be more people behind me

Guo Huai said: "This is a Huai (bad) fart!"

Zhang He said: "The fart is He (drink)!"

Sima Yan said: "The fart is from the yan (swallow)!"

Xu Huang said: "The fart comes out!"

Xiahou Dun said: "The fart came out of Dun (turning)!"

Guo Tu said: "The fart came out of Tu (vomiting)!

Xiahou Ba said : "The fart came from Ba (picked up)"

Xun You said: "The fart came from You (You)! "

Man Chong said: "The fart came from Chong! "

Jiang Ji said: "The fart came from Ji (squeeze)! "

Zhong Yao said: "The fart came from Yao (shake)! "

Finally, Cao Cao couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "Nonsense, farts are made by fucking. ”

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