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Liu Che, the 4-year-old emperor of Han Dynasty, wanted to marry his 14-year-old cousin!

Later generations are forgetful and always imagine the golden house and coke. As we all know, when the sun sets in the sand window, no one sees tears in the golden house. Really lonely. It's late spring, and pear blossoms are everywhere. ; It hides a beautiful woman in a golden house instead of a love fairy tale.

When Emperor Gaozu Liu Che was about four years old, his aunt Liu Pu held him in her lap and teased him and said, "Do you know? Do you want to marry a wife? ; Liu Che said, yes. ; Liu Pu pointed to many maids around him and asked him who he liked. Liu Che, his little head is shaking like a rattle. Liu Pu pointed to his daughter Gillian and said to Liu Che, Will Gillian marry you? ; The little guy immediately cheered, patted his little hand and said, OK, OK, if I can marry my cousin, I will definitely build her a golden house to live in. ;

This is a historical story written by Ban Gu, which is widely circulated. It is well known that later generations fabricated this allusion. However, the story of Hanwu is only a story after all, and beauty is the bottom line it pursues. It doesn't matter whether it's reliable or not.

The historical details on which the story is based are also roughly correct:

Princess Tao is an ambitious woman. She hopes that her daughter can become a queen to stabilize her political position in the court. He had hoped to marry his daughter Liu Yuxin to Liu Rong in Chu Jun, but Liu Rong refused. Her biological mother was Li Ji. As a result, Guantao princess royal was furious and abandoned the Crown Prince.

Herry Liu's biological mother, Wang Wan, is a popular lady in Jingdi's harem. Mrs. Wang is clever and sophisticated. As soon as she got the chance, she immediately catered to Song, tried every means to please princess royal, the Taoist priest, and strived for the position of Prince for her son who was neither the eldest son nor the eldest son. The two sides hit it off and the marriage was completed.

Gillian is fourteen years old and is said to be very beautiful. But whether the four-year-old boy has aesthetic ability still needs to draw a big question mark; A four-year-old child married a fourteen-year-old wife. Will this marriage be happy? Don't think that I walked down the stairs when I was idle, until the Nagato incident happened.

You know, female puberty is very short. There is a folk proverb that a girl is a junior and has a golden brick, but she is only three years older, a difference of ten years. Liu Che was twenty years old, Xu Jiru was half a year old, and Liu Che was in the prime of life. Gillian is basically destroyed, and this marriage is doomed to be unhappy.

I am not a vulgar person. In real marriage, the happiness index depends on the sexual happiness index. When this is an indisputable fact, think with your toes and you will understand.

Liu Che was 16 years old when he ascended the throne. At this time, Gillian was twenty-six years old and had been in harmony for several years. However, after Dou Taihou's death, things changed. At that time, Liu Che was about twenty-one years old, and Gillian was in her thirties, but she didn't have me or children. The rift between husband and wife grew bigger and bigger, and she never met again.

Sima Xiangru wrote that when a husband falls in love with a beautiful woman, he will walk freely and worry about himself. I have a husband. No, I don't know where they are. A man walked back and forth in Nagato Palace to relieve his sadness and loneliness. After living in Nagato Palace, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty never summoned her again. Once, he happened to think of her and asked her to meet at the Nangong in Chengcheng. It's a joke, but she's gone.

When Gillian took out 100 pound of gold, she asked Sima Xiangru to write "Longmen Fu" to express her feelings. After reading it, Liu Che was deeply moved, and Gillian was lucky again. However, this time is also very short. It seems that in less than a year, that is, in the fifth year of Yuanguang, Liu Che, 27, published a story about witchcraft: the queen was insane, fascinated by witchcraft and could not accept her fate. He bowed to the throne and retired to Nagato Palace. ;