Want to hear a cold joke (about 100 words)

1, Landlord: Ma Yili gave birth to a daughter. Because she is nine years older than the article, her daughter's nickname is "Jiu-Er".

Wu Bai's father is really miserable ... 2. College entrance examination chemistry questions: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized into D in the air, and D smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

I replied: A is a chicken, B is a raw egg, C is a cooked egg, and D is of course a rotten egg! 3. Abnormal landlord: I really want to go to Korea. then ...

Violent reply: die over there …

Once upon a time, Apple and Pear were good friends. Later, Apple was going to move, so we met for ten years, and then we came back to this place to get together.

As a result, ten years later, apples returned to this place, but after a long time, pears still did not appear, apples and so on.

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It turned into plasma. On the first day of computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon was all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "6. I had it with my classmates in the corridor of the teaching building at night. The classmate accidentally farted, and as a result, all the voice control lights in this corridor turned on.

7. One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house, "son, what are you doing?" You won't come out after the fire ... "The son replied," I'm wearing socks ... "The mother said," What socks are you wearing after the fire? " Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... The mother shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing?" Come out ~ There's a fire, I'm still in it … "The son said," I'm taking off my socks … 8. We can still tell the difference between Didi Wei and detergent. tnnd uses Didi Wei in the canteen!

9. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan. Is this fishing? Or feed the fish?

10, I went to deposit money at noon. While waiting in line, a beautiful woman asked me at the back: "Save money?" "Yes!" "I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to save it, you might as well give it to me without waiting in line. " I thought it made sense, so I gave her the money! 1 1. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~? ~~ 12, the white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I want two! "" 13. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving, greedy for beauty!" " Pathetic! "Then he disappeared.

Man: "... cake."