Super funny brain teasers and answers! ! ! ! ! !

Super funny brain teasers, super hilarious graduation jokes, funny jokes:

1. Several years ago, after graduation from lz University, six brothers in the dormitory had dinner. During the dinner, all kinds of sad feelings of parting were too strong to drink. One second before the heroic sacrifice, they took lz's hand and said something lz will never forget: Boss, wake me up when the braised pork comes up!

2. I accompanied my girlfriend to her home for the first time ... After arriving at her home, she warmly welcomed me. Her father asked, "What does a young man do?" Me: "Uncle, Light Light Blue and I are colleagues." Girlfriend: "Dad, he is the vice president of our company!" " Her father: "Why are you here today?" Me: I take a taxi. Girlfriend: "Dad, his car was maintained in a shop in 4S, and he didn't come today." . "Her father is very satisfied with me. When I got back, I said to my girlfriend, "I'm just an ordinary clerk. How can you cheat them like that? "..." Girlfriend: "My dad is a snob. If you don't talk, my father will kick you out. You should get me pregnant soon! I'll solve the problems in the future.

3. Interesting anecdotes. I don't know who wrote a picture of six animals thriving on red paper after the calligraphy class in the sixth grade of primary school and posted it on the classroom door. The Chinese teacher looked at the door and left, only to come later. Then he said: I didn't want to come in when I saw those words, but then I came in as soon as I thought that pigs had to be fed!

4. Primary school teachers have taught one of the most useful experiences. Ask dad for money in due course. You can't ask for money in the morning, because you have a bad temper just after getting up. The best time to ask for money is after dinner in the evening, ten times and nine times. Love for teachers is suddenly like a raging river ~

I bought two white coconuts for my five-year-old son. When I came back from work the next day, my son brought me a water cup and said, "Please ask dad to taste my coconut milk." I'm a little touched. After drinking it, it tastes really good, with the taste of natural coconut milk. I asked, "How did you do it?" "The son said," I'll suck the coconut juice out with a straw first, and then spit it in the cup.

6. My buddy is lovelorn and in a bad mood. I've been trying to persuade him. He was very angry and shouted at me, "Fuck off!" I said indignantly, "Do you scold with quality? ! "He:" Run, brother! " "Elder sister, a good scolding!

7. A small shop opened at the entrance of the community. The courier asked me to help collect the express mail and put a lot of cartons in it. . . Just now, I asked the courier to send me some cartons. The courier brother sent me a paper box and asked me, "A courier was confiscated. Why is the box so expensive? " I faltered and replied, "I accidentally sold it as waste paper, but I was afraid that guests would come to deliver things, and there was no box for others ..." The courier brother put down the box and rode away with a convulsive face!