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Ali auctions to recruit haunted houses and try to live as an anchor. If you are selected, do you dare to challenge?

This society has evolved from having money to making the mare go, which shows the charm of money. This time, it's not murder and arson, not to solve the century's problems, but to try to live in a haunted house. It's no big deal. So-called? Under the four questions, there must be a brave man? There must be many people who want to try it, because this job is really easy in a sense, just staying in the house for one day, and then broadcasting the situation in 24 hours, including the decoration style and their feelings. At the end of the day, I can get 144 yuan. How can such a good thing come about? If I don't make money for nothing, I will definitely go.

moreover, the recruitment requirements are very simple, one is bold, and the other is not believing in ghosts and gods. This is equivalent to making it clear to consumers: although I am a haunted house, it will not affect the subsequent stay. You see that this person will have nothing to do if he stays for one day. Not only help people look at the house, but also get rid of superstition, killing two birds with one stone. This requires nothing, as long as you dare to try.

but to tell you the truth, although I'm bold, I'm still scared when I hear the name of this haunted house, and if I really go in for one night. After all, my mind will hint to myself intentionally or unintentionally that there may be something unclean here. When I was a child, I often heard the old man say, If you don't respect ghosts and gods, you will be punished? Although I think about it now, I scoff at it, but there are too many things in the world that common sense can't explain clearly. Unknown things are the easiest to breed fear in my heart. This is also the reason why the haunted house is terrible. It implies that you have terrible memories here, but you don't know what this terrible thing is and whether it exists or not.

If I am lucky enough to be really selected, I will be fully prepared. First of all, I have to meditate on the socialist core values, and all the evil atmosphere will disappear in front of this golden sentence. Secondly, bring more snacks, not afraid of being hungry, but relaxing. Studies have shown that when animals eat, their bodies and nerves are the most relaxed state, and so are people, which is conducive to relieving anxiety and tension. Then the music starts, the higher the better. It's not that I'm really afraid, but that I'm alone in a big house, even if it's not a haunted house, and I feel uncomfortable all over.

well, with all that said, I'm going to sign up. Finally, can I bring a date?