What is a cold joke and how to tell it easily?

A little nonsense, a little boring, to put it mildly, a little postmodernism.

1, "I can't see too far," the patient said to the ophthalmologist.

"Please follow me," the doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?"

"the sun." The patient replied.

"Then how far do you want to see!"

2. One day, a person met God, and God suddenly showed mercy and planned to give that person a wish. ..

God asked, do you have any wishes? The man thought about it and heard that cats have nine lives. Please give me nine lives.

God said: well, your wish has come true.

One day, a man was idle and bored, such as going to the grave. In short, he has nine lives, lying on the tracks. ..

As a result, a train passed by ... and the man was still dead. Why? Because that train has 10 cars.

3. A snake bit himself and said when he died: I am a poisonous snake. ...

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two and played badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! Father earthworm said weakly. ... I suddenly want to play football. "

A black cat fell into the water and a white cat saved it. The black cat went ashore and said to the white cat, "Meow! ~"

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