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Easy reading of "The Red Mansion"

This chapter mainly revolves around what happened when Baoyu and Qin Zhong went to school. Before going to school, Baoyu had to go through the rituals of elders as a routine before going to school. After all, Baoyu going to school is not an ordinary rare thing. Even Baoyu His father, Mr. Jia Zheng, couldn't help but ridicule him, "If you mention the word 'school' again, even I will be embarrassed to death. According to me, it is right for you to insist on going. Look carefully and you are dirty." My place is dirty, my door is dirty." This is quite ugly to say, but it also reflects Jia Zheng's hatred that iron cannot become steel.

Others have different attitudes towards Baoyu going to school. Let’s take a look.

Baoyu’s closest person, Xiren’s sister, learned that Baoyu was going to school. “She had already wrapped up her writings and cultural relics and packed them up properly.” Did she seem to see herself when she was at school? As for the role of mother, Xiren is a sister and mother who takes good care of Baoyu.

After Xiren finished packing, he "sat on the edge of the bed and felt bored." Why did he feel bored? He later answered, "When I am studying, I think about books, and when I am not studying, I think about home." Don't play around with them, I've seen you, I'm not stubborn. Although I have to be strong-willed, I'd rather have less work. On the one hand, I can't bite off more than I can chew, and on the other hand, I have to take care of myself." Xiren knew that Baoyu didn't like going to school, but why did he suddenly go to school? Xiren also knew this because he had a good study companion, Qin Zhong. Xiren was worried that Baoyu would focus on his study companion instead of studying, but he wanted to tell him to concentrate on his studies. In addition, I don’t want him to study too hard, for fear that he will be exhausted.

There was nothing wrong with the clothes and supplies prepared for him to go to school. They were even more thoughtful than anyone thought. "I have also packed the big woolen clothes and handed them over to the boys." . It's so cold in school that I can't help but have someone at home to take care of me. You can force them to refill the stove. If you don't tell them, they will be happy. Broke you”. Qingwen Sheyue is also Baoyu's maid, but together they can't keep up with Xiren's sister half as carefully.

If I were Baoyu’s mother, Mrs. Wang, I would also trust Xiren to be my daughter-in-law. Xiren is really thumbs up for taking good care of Baoyu, something that even 10,000 Daiyus cannot match. But Xiren is taking care of Baoyu's body, and she doesn't understand Baoyu's heart. "Studying is a very good thing, otherwise you will be miserable for the rest of your life. What will happen in the end?" Xiren, Baochai, Xiangyun and other feudal society The people's thoughts are the same, that is, it is the business of men to study, unlike Baoyu and Daiyu's general state of mind. After all, they are not mortals (Waiter Shenying and Fairy Jiangzhu)!

Baoyu naturally understands Xiren. When Xiren says something, Baoyu responds, unlike when we were children and responded impatiently when we heard our mother’s nagging. Baoyu also knew how to tell Xiren, "Don't suffocate in this room." He really had a heart of love for all things. "It's better to go and have fun with Sister Lin." He never forgot his kindness anytime and anywhere. Baby sister Lin.

Xiren not only took good care of Baoyu himself, but also kept etiquette in mind. After Baoyu finished dressing up, he urged him to visit Jia Mu, Jia Zheng, Mrs. Wang and others. Baoyu also told Qingwen and Sheyue that they are all people with great love in their hearts.

When I visited Jia Mu and Mrs. Wang, I mentioned a few words, which were nothing more than some women’s words of advice. When I visited Jia Zheng, I mentioned what Jia Zheng said just now. "I was chatting with the guests in the study room." After saying those satirical words about Baoyu, these guests did not come to visit for nothing. in this way. Now that my brother is gone, he will be famous in three or two years, and he will definitely not act like a child like in the past. It was almost time for dinner, so Brother Shi asked him to come quickly.

"As he said that, two old men took Baoyu out." They were also very good at mediating the conflicting relationship between Jia Zheng and Baoyu. Duplicity was an extremely skilled skill for them. They naturally knew Baoyu's virtue. , just saying some nice words to appease Jia Zheng.

Although Jia Zheng mocked Baoyu, he was Baoyu's biological father after all, and he would also ask who went to school with Baoyu. "I just heard two promises from outside. Three or four big men came in early and called Qian'er to say hello." This kind of treatment, last school, I even had bodyguards with me. Jia Zheng recognized one of them, Li Gui, the son of Grandma Li. After ridiculing Baoyu, he did not forget to admonish the servants, "Your family went to school with him. What on earth did he study? He read some rumors." The words are in my stomach, and I have learned some exquisite naughtiness. When I have some free time, I will expose your skin first, and then settle the accounts with the unimproved ones." In fact, I can't blame these servants, but I have pity for the parents in the world.

However, as a servant, Li Gui understood that his master was reprimanding him as a servant, "The frightened Li Gui hurriedly knelt down, took off his hat, nodded, and agreed repeatedly. "Yes", and then comes the classic mispronunciation of the "Book of Songs" fragment. Li Gui, who is illiterate, read "The deer roars, and the apples in the wild eat" in the Book of Songs become "The deer roars, and the lotus leaves float." Ping", causing everyone to burst into laughter.

There is no further extension here, but some red scholars have read other mysteries here. I won’t go into details here. Let’s just briefly understand that Li Gui led Baoyu to read the Book of Songs. If you like to read the "Four Books", Jia Zheng will have another reason to reprimand Li Gui, "Even if you read thirty more books of the Book of Songs, it will just be deceiving and tricking others. Go and ask Mr. Li to learn from him." An, let me just say what I said: There is no need to use false stories in the ancient texts of the Book of Songs. It is only important to memorize the Four Books in one go, which is the most important thing."

In Jia Zheng's view, "The Book of Songs" is like a romance novel, while "The Four Books" is an officially certified textbook that can guarantee employment. No matter how much you read those useless novels, it is not as good as Memorize the contents of the textbook carefully. The consistent philosophy of parents is not to care about your ideological growth, but to care about whether your career path is smooth.

Baoyu naturally said goodbye to Sister Lin when she went to school. At this time, "Daiyu was just doing her makeup in the mirror under the window." Baoyu had already visited the house, and Daiyu had just gotten up to wash herself. When he heard that Baoyu was going to school, he joked to him, "Okay! This time I go, I will definitely go to the Toad Palace to win the championship." "Toad Palace to win the championship" means to pass the Jinshi examination. Remembering the last time Baoyu asked Daiyu which word "Jiang Yunxuan" was better written, Daiyu joked that he could write all the characters well and would write a plaque for her another day. Here she teased Baoyu who was going to school, "Toad Palace won the title." ". Next, they nicknamed Grandma Liu "Mother Locust". Sister Lin's mouth was very Scorpio. Even more Scorpio said, "Why don't you say goodbye to your sister Bao?" She clearly didn't want Baoyu to get close to Baochai, but she still said such words to Baoyu. It was really Lin Daiyu's fault.

Baoyu was always accustomed to Daiyu's style and just smiled without answering. What else could he answer? He understood that Daiyu had different opinions. She resigned from Daiyu, and she and Qin Zhong went to school happily. Daiyu was jealous of Baochai, but not Qin Zhong. Maybe jealousy of the same sex suited her better than jealousy of the opposite sex. Whet up your appetite, this chapter (Part 1) is over.