Find the complete versions of two classic jokes

1. A psychopath rushed out of the ward, pointed a gun at the nursing students and said, "What is one plus one?" He replied, "2" The psycho shot him and said, "You know too much!" He pointed to the doctor and said, "You! Say, how much is one plus one? " The doctor saw the situation of the nursing students and said, "I don't know." The psycho slapped him again and said, "You don't know this. Living is worthless!" " "He rushed the security guard and said," you say! How much is one plus one? " The security guard said, "This is equal to daylight!" The mental derangement was furious and said, "Dare to scold me! "Another shot killed him. Finally, he went to the dean and said, "Old deathlessly, one plus one equals several." The dean unhurriedly adjusted her glasses: "It should be Wang!" The psycho thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I am the king! Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ！” The dean cheered when he saw that he had survived. The mental patient suddenly said, "since I am the king, you must listen to me!" "! ! Ok, jump from the third floor! Hearing this, the dean said, "No, no, no, I can't listen to you!" The patient was furious: "well, you despise my majesty!" " ! !" He shot the dean.

As for the second joke, I don't know, but please have a look, and I will give points if I say one! ! thank you