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"Good Wife and Good Mother"

Volume 1: In her previous life, she was a dark killer, and she lived a lively life.

In her reincarnation, she is the head wife of the Long family. She relies on despicable means to maintain her position as the mistress of the Long family. She can have no husband-in-law or children, but she cannot lose power. She wants to be the mistress, and she will kill anyone who stands in her way. who.

Volume 2: She was promoted with her husband and became the concubine of the harem. This time she wants to be the queen, so no one should give her a hand, otherwise they will steal your whole family.

"The Housewife"

What happens when the North Pole encounters the equator?

What will happen when Mars hits the Earth?

What is it like when the ultimate killer meets a savage husband?

Fighting violence with violence? Do you dislike each other?

Or will ice and snow cover the fire? The scorching heat dissipates the severe cold?

How can two kings be accommodated under one roof?

If the king doesn’t see the king, he wants the other party to surrender

Then maybe he will return to the furnace after creation, and he will understand the meaning of it

"Hot Demon Husband"

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There are a lot of time-travel events these days

Have you ever seen someone kidnapped and time-traveled?

Unlucky, the chance is one in ten million

She Won the lottery

I brought her back by mistake

With less debt, I can eat and clothe myself without having to work

Yes, even if it is a fairy nest, Bear it

Give her a fiancé

This demon has a more evil temper and needs to be taught a lesson

You have to do things after eating other people's food.

Buddha said, if you don’t go to hell, who will?

I don’t think I can deal with this evildoer

But why is her demon fiance

Can be male or female, both male and female

What kind of breed is this?

On the run

Thunder from the sky, fire from the earth, volcanoes from the sky and sparks from the sky

One-on-one, not a NP, nor a heroine

"Half-Nude Jiangshan"

Jiang Mi asked me: "Jiangshan, if you get rich suddenly, what are your plans?"

I thought about it and said sternly: "If I get rich suddenly, I will definitely get more than ten beautiful men with different styles! They all took off their clothes in front of my eyes, and each exposed their chests and breasts. A small fruit, stretching out its tempting thighs, tilting its elastic buttocks, swaying little birds of different colors, bending its flexible waist, and posing in various sultry poses... Hey hey hey..."

Jiang Mi's eyes lit up and he asked quickly: "Then what?"

My eyes lit up and I said excitedly: "Then...oh hoho. Ho ho ho... Paint "Naked Man Walking with Birds"!

Is it art or pornography? Is it clear or rotten? Is it uninhibited or debauched? Is it love in times of war, or is it a war caused by love? After watching it, let’s talk about this emotional entanglement that makes people laugh and cry...

"The Greedy Little Pervert"

"The Best Abandoned Wife"

Damn Time and Space The great god, pretending to be public for personal gain, threw her into a shabby place to do things for him.

After traveling for less than three minutes, he was arrested and sent home to be locked up. He was not a prisoner.

When a guy came over in the middle of the night and was as cold as ice, she, Murong Yiyun, was overflowing with sympathy and hid him in the bed.

That handsome guy has a good character and must repay her. An unexpected encounter destined them to be entangled.

Three days later, they were thrown into the sedan chair and married. Before the ceremony, the groom directly sent a letter of divorce.

Her current father is also a respectable martial arts senior, so why not give him some face?

She was furious and tried to reason with the damn groom.

Her glasses were broken by a punch. She, Murong Yiyun, was truly short-sighted. Without her glasses, would she be blind?

She wanted revenge, so she came to fight with that perverted handsome guy for three rounds, and was finally thrown out.

Since then, it has been said that the second young lady of the Murong family was wild and willful, blind and had leg problems, and was kicked out on her wedding day.

She, Murong Yiyun, suddenly became an abandoned woman? What about the abandoned wife?

This girl is an abandoned wife and the best abandoned wife.

She dug a dog hole in the middle of the night and ran out of Murong Villa. She swore that she would kill that lunatic.

She is an abandoned wife, an ugly girl, and a wicked girl. Why are there so many handsome guys around her?

Even the lunatic who divorced her in the first place has become a member of her roster...

"Killing with Laughter"

Just kill, why do you have to be so cold-faced? I won’t! I always kill with a smile!

Are you a killer?

No! Only killers can kill. ?

If you are not a killer, why do you kill people?

I like it! I don’t like them! Haha-----don’t you know who I am?

Who are you?

Haha! Haha! I am ----- the witch from the world! Hahaha! Does a witch need a reason to kill?

Everyone trembled: No ,unnecessary!

Yes! No need at all!

"The Rebirth of the Queen"

A modern woman traveled to an unknown era and became a queen who was not liked by the emperor and the queen mother. Even the palace maids bullied her to see how she got around there. Go on

"Who else can you love but me"

Women disguise themselves as men, and she also disguises herself as a man. They are romantic and want to lure a rich husband, but she has experienced all kinds of things. It's hard to get rid of your golden son-in-law, how unfair God is! (Many of the plots are spoofs)

"Room No. 1"

I heard that he has a bad fate that makes him angry, and I also heard that people who once angered him She has gone to see King Yama, but she wants to see what kind of virtues this ferocious spirit looks like——

Ugh! He has neither a head nor six arms, nor does he bite, nor can he eat anyone. He is so weak that he looks like a tuberculosis ghost who will die at any time! Who said she would be the next one to be killed? terribly sorry! Her life is definitely tougher than he imagined

She admitted that she had planned to use his bad reputation from the beginning and stand up as a "victim" to gain everyone's sympathy. Is she a hypocrite? Whatever he says is fine! I had expected that this little guy would be vindictive and would settle the score with her

But he was too involved, right? She colluded with the bandits to rob and did his shit? If you don't treat him well, why would you come here to give her a kick? Not only will she capsize in the gutter, but all your hard work will be wasted, and she will even get involved in major life events...

"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall"< /p>

(The description is vivid, the heroine is super good at cooking, the hero is a coquettish doctor, a book worth reading again and again)

"You have to know what she is thinking and what she wants, and then Do whatever it takes to satisfy her! Don't tell people "I love you" easily. People will get tired of hearing it if you say it too much. But when you have to say it, you must say it very seriously. If you don't leave her around at all times, it will be annoying; but when you are not with her, you must remember to leave a message on her phone saying that you miss her." After teaching for a long time, it turned out that she hoped that he could use all this. on her. He just had good intentions, but he didn't expect to bring such trouble home. Even though he can't see it, his mouth is still chirping... It really makes people want to go crazy. But why did he get used to it more and more, and in the end he couldn't do it without her? It was really a mistake.

"A Slight Smile Can Be Alluring"

Content Introduction

"A Slight Smile Can Be Alluring" [1] The author of "Why Shengxiao is Silent" has touched millions of readers Gu Man's latest work.

If you were "tragic" abandoned and suddenly a very strong, arrogant and domineering man proposed to you, how would you react? What makes a man fall in love with a woman at first sight? appearance? temperament? Net worth? NO, when classmate Xiao Nai, the campus prince + gaming master, saw Weiwei, what fell in love with her was not her stunning beauty, but her beautiful hands flying on the keyboard and her calm and composed momentum! ! ! Are you embarrassed? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that time, orderly directing the gang battle, fighting a perfect and glorious battle in which the weak defeated the strong. He was completely unaware that the little angel of love was close to him... Later, Xiao Nai, an all-round top student in basketball and swimming and the chief planner of a gaming company, began to hunt for the hearts of beautiful women online and offline... And so, a love quietly sprouted in the time it took for a flower to bloom. .

"Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel"

Time travel is like the college entrance examination. It is a technical job and also a chance of good luck. To wear it, you need endurance, perseverance, motivation, charm, plus a little force majeure from the unknown universe. Zhao Minmin is a relatively ordinary person. However, ordinary people always want to do something spectacular - technology plus luck, 99% sweat plus 1% force majeure of the unknown universe, she really made a splash in time travel... The moment he came over, he became famous all over the country. He was inexplicably involved in a certain cool man's movement to usurp the throne. He was then packaged and given to the "Black Society"... The battlefield stretched from east to west, from the brothel to the palace, and from the central plains. Beyond the Great Wall... The cold-faced cool guy, the romantic pervert, the tough horse thief, the worldly master, the powerful prince, all the characters and plots of the time, place and place that the novel should have should be missing! What? You say vulgar? Dude, we are traveling through time, can you be more dedicated?

[Edit this paragraph] Wonderful book excerpts

It is late at night, people are quiet, you don’t hear the mother-in-law’s voice calling the girl, but you can hear the click of the mouse and keyboard.

The articles about Jin Zi Da and Pu Da Da complement each other on the screen. Someone in front of the computer is holding a tissue in his hand, crying and laughing, shaking into a ball... Without any warning, someone suddenly opened all the windows. He closed his eyes and stared at the desktop of the final weapon, the girl, for a long time...it seemed that even time had stopped... Suddenly, a crack appeared in the air, and it moved! Yes, someone moved! Someone pressed his hands on the computer table with trembling hands, slowly propped up his hard body, stretched his stooped spine, and twisted his sore neck. His essence traveled around, and finally gathered in his Dantian, and his essence surged! Everything happens in an instant! Someone looked up to the sky and screamed: "I-want-to-cross-over-!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Pa!" (The sound of "Pocket French-Han Dictionary" hitting someone's head) "It's been a few seconds! It's so annoying!" (The sound of a woman on the upper bunk roaring) "..." (Someone is lying dead...) Man is an ordinary person.

Even the surname used to recognize one's ancestors and return to the clan is "Zhao" - which sounds good and ranks first among the top 100 surnames. To put it bluntly, it’s called flooding.

The name is good - if there is only one, it can at least bring a bit of the temperament of a heroine in Jin Yong's novels. For this reason, someone beats his chest often, and every time he thinks about it, he inevitably complains about the lack of culture of the previous generation. Cultivation and so on. By the way, someone's name is Zhao Minmin.

When I was learning to write essays in elementary school, my teacher said: Character description should start from appearance to personality, and be supported by hobbies and deeds, so that the image will be full and lovely. So, let’s take a look at Minmin’s appearance and personality first.

People say that the beauty of a woman consists of three parts appearance, three parts temperament, three parts quality and one part dress.

And Minmin - average appearance, deducted 10 points for appearance;

Average education, average family background, no special skills, deducted 20 points for temperament;

Character? ... (This ellipsis has many meanings) ... Fortunately, in principle, I am still actively moving closer to the party organization, and my quality will be deducted by five points;

As for dressing up, this is a variable, and its degree of brilliance has nothing to do with it. The tightness of your hands is proportional to the tightness. To put it bluntly, you have to rely on money to make it~

To sum up, Minmin’s comprehensive index fluctuates around 65 points. In the words of Hu Jintao: the current situation is worrying...

Let’s talk about Minmin’s hobbies.

Minmin’s only hobby is reading novels day and night on Jinjiang, and recently she has become obsessed with time-travel novels. After reading more than 20 time-travel articles, Minmin got a systematic and clear understanding:

Time-travel is great!

Time travel well, look at the handsome man, and hold gold and silver in your hands.

Time travel well, leaving the Tianshan Mountains and entering the Dragon Palace, with peerless martial arts wrapped around you.

If you travel well and the protagonist has a good life, you can still be Wei Xiaobao even if you have no skills!

The time travel is good, the supporting characters are good, he is proficient in all eighteen martial arts, and he is blind and always leans towards the protagonist~ So, in real life, Zhao Minmin is an ordinary person who will never make a difference. I have made a serious plan to embark on this road of no return! ……