Please tell me some jokes with gold content.

1. There is an otaku in the dormitory. One day, he lay in bed and sighed, "How lonely, God, give me a woman!" "

Before long, he lamented, "I'm so hungry, God, turn around and get the pig down!" " "

A buddy in the dormitory replied, "With your IQ, you ate a beautiful woman and stung a pig." ...

Yesterday, I went to check in with my girlfriend for the first time and met Pol.ice for rounds. What could be more tragic than this?

God replied: yes, Pol.ice always asks your girlfriend why you are in front of you. . . @ jingjing jingjing

One day, my toe was smashed and I went to the hospital. The doctor said, "Go and have an EEG."

I am extremely puzzled: "I hit my toe, not my head." What EEG should I do? "

The doctor took a look at me and said to me in a low voice, "If your brain is sensitive, how can it be smashed?"